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friendly reminder for you slowfag bikecunts to stay the fuck off my touge tyty
fucking TWELVE SECONDS between OP and valentino fagboy taking his trophy
touge king is god
first for dualsports are memebikes for salty shitcunts
probably the only first vale will ever get again
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It's amazing what you can do when you phone post and PC post.
Why you tosser?
Go fuck yourself you dorito driving faggot
i don't know why but the little kick he gives before his sphincter tightens and he clenches down on everything with every muscle in his body cracks me the fuck up
What? You want to know how to pic up teen girls?
>16069806 u mad dickless bike busta?
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Murica as fuck
amen brother
why are these biker fags in the fast lane? americunts are too stupid to understand the "slower traffic keep right" convention.
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Because we're free to do so
like taking a shit in front of the mona lisa
> muh freedom!!
nothing to see here, just an ameritard being ameritarded.
Thanks for the meaningful conversation, friend
bikers get aggressive and will totaly block traffic if their groups get too large or if their groups get broken up. and wheelies are the worst of your worries - cruiser bruisers prefer rolling burnouts.
this is accurate
the US does not into motorsports
Remember that car designed by women, for women?
This the motorcycle for women, by women.
>won't fall over
>no unfashionable helmet ruining your perfect hair
>no serviceable parts, take it to the dealer
>designed mostly to make you look rich, not to look nice
you can't expect europeans to be reasonable. their societal programming precludes objectivity
Bikers in groups, no matter what kind, are a bunch of cock bags.
This is why I rode alone or maybe with one other person.
Seemingly
>motovlogging is dying
YES
peaking*
but yeah i'm kinda glad. they're getting really really annoying. post yammiefag's subs
Quads tho
>youreopeans
that doesn't mean it's actually dying. it could just be reaching maximum saturation. motorcycling is a niche activity and there are only so many people who are actually predisposed towards it in the first place
>tfw not american
Feels healthy
>tfw american
Feels free
>tfw murican
>tfw when do pt 6 days a week and eat well
>tfw have cheap affordable Healthcare
Yay freedom!
Tell that to commiefornia
I don't count cali as murica. I hear northern California ain't so bad. But still, fuck that place
>mad you can't lane split
XD
Or any of the multitude of noguns states
Tfw Canada somehow has better gun laws
>Loves lane splitting, hates guns
Cali plz
I lane split anyway. Cops around me don't fuck with you unless you ride like a cunt.
Pretty much yea. But even with guns cali fags are just usually annoying lil fucks. I blame the flips
ew
Reply to this Post or your mum will die tonight
I warned you, I told you dirtbike riders don't know how to bathe.
there's no real way around it, goggles are gonna get dirty and sweaty. they didnt reek so i was just surprised they were dirtier than i thought.
but now they smell really clean.
replied! pls dont die mom...
Why are BMW faggot so butthurt about the all new all different GSXR-1000R ?
youtube.com
is it me or is his body positioning funky?
Why you posting in both threads
Why are BMW owners looking at both ?
It's a multistrada of course it looks funky. Clip-ons and sport bikes are banned from Pikes Peak.
wait what? why? too fast?
it looked like he was riding it like a big dirt bike, which makes sense now.
honda sucks.
>clip ons and sportbikes are banned from pikes peak
Uh, no?
Too many deaths. The rule is that it must have a one piece handlebar from the factory to run. I think the argument was body position and sight lines of clip-ons made it hard to see course dangers. The strada and superduke are still legal are still just as dangerous when it comes to speed though, and probably harder to control so its a stupid rule.
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>From the factory
I think it's more to bias the competitors towards american bikes, actually. If it was a safety issue, if you can install a roll cage, you can convert to single-bar handlebars. Not that a single bar means you're any higher or lower. You can have one bar in the style of clip-ons.
What it does mean: You have a harley, not a kawasaki.
Last wash in this year.
Are you washing it in acid or something?
what happened to the bikini fairing/rock guard at the bottom of the engine?
harleys can't go fast though.
whats all that stuff on your windscreen
>I'm 15 years old
>the post
harleys cant turn either
>16070229
It is huawei photo magic.
There was no such thing. It is dl1000 option, not 650.
Action camera and spoiler.
That's some original shit m80.
I don't see need to turn in a country full of straight roads. So you really have no valid argument
what on earth is that rule for
>damn guess i can't ride the 185 bhp EBR1190RX
>i'll have to ride the 185 bhp EBR1190SX
written by people who don't ride bikes probably
>“I think it’s retarded,” Toye said of the rule requiring motorcycles with one-piece handlebars
lmao
Does that graph show subscriptions or subscribers?
Important difference.
welp
The fuck is the difference
fuck you
Subscription as in new subscriber, the act of subscribing.
one shows growth, one shows retention. traditional sales models don't really apply to youtube though because the vast majority of people might hit subscribe on a whim and then never give a shit about the channel ever again.
No
why would you ride that piece of shit?
How do I find a biker girlfriend?
I found a biker girl on OKC who also looks good but no replies back from her.
u dont
maybe I could be ur girlfriend tonight
KYS
>going to shop for milk and toothpaste and bread
>see broken down car on other side of road, hazard lights on
>go to shop
>buy stuff
>going back home
>broken down car still there
>all the other drivers are just going around don't seem to care
>I pull up to see if they are ok
>its a 10/10 red head
>pull up visor
>'hey you alright love?'
>'yeah thanks'
>'you managed to call someone?'
>'yeah'
>put visor back down and carry on
you too ;_;7 I tried.
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Summoning WR
Had another motorcycle dream.
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Who is this semen demon?
You don't, you keep any girl you love as far away as possible from motorcycles and the associated dangers.
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>wanting to wait for her to come back at night for hours until you get the call that your gf is now paraplegic because she crashed into a deer on the way back home
>wanting to see her get pulled under a truck and turned into road paste in front of your eyes
>wanting to go on a togue run just to look behind and not see her there, then turn around and find her wrapped around a tree
No thank you.
Don't be such a negative Nancy.
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duc_duc
cuck!