FTD:

Picked this up last Life Day. My supervisor gave everybody at the Tibanna gas refinery a day off so I checked this beauty out. Picked it up for 30,000 credits. Kind of steep but she's super clean. I don't think she's even seen blaster fire. What do you guys think?

I think you're blind.

...

>pigfat
>lolcan'tturn

just picked this bad boy at the empire fleet auction, has the twin ps-4 ion thrusters. Any maintenance issues I should be aware of?

forgot pic

>take corner hard
>jet wash in your fucking face

>fell for the premium TIE Advanced meme
Lol enjoy your rebadged TIE Fighter faggot
Prepare to pay up for timing chain replacement

>boonta eve
>Bunta fujiwara

Even in star wars he's a drift legend

Clone war trash, at least it's fast.

im fuckin loling here op 10/10

>fleet part availability
>muh empire pride
>godlike handling

stay jelly faggot

>He didn't know Bunta is a Jedi

>implying I'd want a front heavy understeering faggotmobile
>not wanting a godmuhsheen for the same price
Meet me at the touge, I'll destroy you like the Death Star

>held together by sticky sweetmallow squares
>requires r series droid for operation
>rice looks
>broken hinge, stuck wings

Do I need to go on, also death star was an inside job, sheep.

>rebels first """"""figher"""""""
come back when you've got something with real stopping power

>literally flies a rebadged TIE fighter
>brags on Veeky Forums about being a retard
How's paying more for the same amount you fucking cuck? I bet you bought your wookie-fucking girlfriend a Star Destroyer
>not buying a beater X-wing for cheap, fixing it up and boosting it
lmaoing @ ur life it's like you don't even like having fun

We get it, all you SoroSuubie guys vape

>hey L'ulo, we need a new x wing, but it's gotta be faster, can we reduce the weight anymore
>sure, lets cut the fucking turbine in half!
10/10 design rebels, can't even build a fucking spaceship correctly

>resorts to phlog level name calling
>nontie'rs on suicide watch

Hey guys what do you think? This Toydarian is pushing this Jedi Star fighter on me and I might take it

>apparently smuggled out of the Jedi temple fleet during the empire consolidation
>sat since then pretty used but well maintained by the Droids
>can't work the damn Jedi head piece so I'll have to re tune the handling.

No one's flown it just in case of mistaken identity

They're cool and all, but I always hated the idea of parking the hyperdrive and going the rest of the way without it, always worried some shit is gonna come along and take it.

sup fagg/o/ts, just picked up my new virgil class corvette (pic related), just how jelly are you all?

forgot pic

>Sienar fanboy detected
The split turbine design is the ecoboost of this age. You can't deny the fuel savings, AND it makes almost the same power at full thruster.

Check hyperdrive coupler, those things are delicate and can break while in hyperdrive. Other than that just check typical starfighter things to look out for. A simple paint job should do the trick. Overeall if it's in decent condition I'd say it's a solid buy. Unlike the other rebels, Jedi's properly cared after their fleets. Try to get the Toydarian to throw in a droid with it.

>crew capacity of 200
>autist with 0 friends

Just buy a slave class ship and be done with it.

>Buying the Delta over the Eta
>No on-board hyperdrive
>No active areo flaps

lol wannabe padawan fags

Whaever dude its a good price and it found me. That counts In this galaxy

Have fun with those tray skids u fookin fag

>Just inherited my grandfather's old Z-95 Headhunter
>Had it all kinds of souped up
>Outrun Imperials and get some sweet Twi'lek pussy will smuggling spice this Hutt near Kessel.

this shitbox pulls up next to you in the spaceport and stars warming up his hyperdrive. What do you do?

Ask how his droid brains are interfacing with the hyperdrive and watch his nav computer shit the bed while spaceghetti overflows from his smuggling compartments.

LOL I tell him I can do a Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

That tv is going to be a shit to clean after you spill crap everywhere when your cooking

Just got a salvaged P-38, the hyperdrive on its shot but it flies great.

Any thoughts on them?

>too fat for the corners
>implying that isn't the best handling pod of all time
>still clinging to your outdated live cable tether suspension

anyone who's played a podracing sim would know the 8T8-Twin was a monster in the corners and would have been the shape of all pods to come if that cunt Palpatine hadn't banned the entire sport.

>freighter
Pigfat, couldn't catch shit.

This.

Kinda oldschool, but they're pretty good tuned up, just look out for the heat exchanges on the engines, they love blowing out.

>only 2 times lightspeed
>unrelylable as fuck
>almost no shields
>almost no weapons
bitch please, ill take shit for breakfast.

Take your fairy tail fantasy shit elsewhere pleb, real men don't need deflector shields to protect them from space dust

I fell for the vintage meme and picked one of these up.

The fucker just spins.

this is seriously gaudy and unappealing.

>getting damaged even from lasers
KEK
>not using 25th century armor

who /twingo/ shuttle here?

>i dont have a ship
the post

I only got a few type 2 shuttles.
>I fly a shitbox the post

>be BTFO
>always have been BTFO
>always will be BTFO

rebelcucks everyone

> 2 times lightspeed
> travels across the galaxy in a matter of days

>Voyager can go almost 10 times speed of light
>80 years to get home
>Falcon can go across the galaxy in a few days

You can't make this shit up

Actually the intrepid class ships can go way faster than sol 10, maximum warp is 9,975 sustained wich is about sol 7000.
never got above sol 2.

>dat not levelness

What the Toyota corolla of the star wars universe

Probably the falcon. Shitbox that can be tuned to hell and back, but originally made to just take stuff back and forth. Han solo is just star wars dagumi

Guys, I think I fucked up.

I just saved this Star Destroyer from the crusher for 30,000 credits! Pretty much its price in metals. The Jawa told me its still registered, but fuck if this was even a legal salvage. Those fucking midgets cant even speak Basic.

Of course it had all its weapons, fighters, and shuttles removed. This thing is bare fucking bones. Everything is stripped. Only the bridge, and officers quarters are furnished. No bathrooms, only a few porta poties. Mess hall is filled with spare parts. No shields, (fucking Senate) hyper drive works, runs great, but one of the ion engines has burned out. I can still de-orbit, but its kinda sketchy.
I was thinking of removing all the top decking, reinforcing the body, and building a small town a few blocks in size. I can bring all my friends with, and we can cruise from system to system, and setup space camping whenever we want. We'll have a Space Casino, and a nice 5 star Hotel. I can pick all these up super cheap. We can live off the grid too. Just gotta find a large dome.
Unfortunately this thing only runs on Rhydonium, and that shit is hella expensive. And I need to go all the way to Coruscant to get it.

I know what I got tho... I'll flip this to the Rebels! They might give me a nice chunk of Creds for it. They can use it as some sort of Trojan Tauntaun.

Help me write a nice sale ad.
-Imp Class 2
-Only 785 hyper jumps! That's low for its age
-spent most of its time in orbit
-no battle scars
-I have the 20 credit insulator to fix the engine
How much can I ask? Dont forget to add that I speak Bocce.

-no low ballers (I know what I got)
-mechanic's special

>star destoyer
>30k
you may have missed a couple of zeroes

I just saw one of these things in the desert of Jakku being picked over by spaceniggers.

It's a shit box

Could turn it into a mining operations ship.

Find your self a small time mining company and charge them to fly them to deposists.

Take a down payment for your first batch of Ryhdonium

>speak Bocce.

So Ive been trying to decide on a new canyon carver, been looking at the T-16 Skyhopper, pic related. There is some serious meme tax on these things, it's ridiculous.

Any other models I should consider? Possible a decommissioned TIE Striker or Interceptor? Kinda pricey too

Just get a bespin cloud car and be done with it

>all these puny ships
Here to wreck you guys

>tfw you see one of these cruise by
holy shit i never thought i'd actually see one in real life

Fuck proper ships, anyone else running an orbital frame here?

Pic related is my frame, thing's got some serious combat potential but it's a bit tough to handle well in atmo due to the weight :/

it never dawned on me that the A wing has a clone wars look
>mfw

Why not both?

best ship

>A fucking space barge
You must like being slow and pigfat lmao

WHAT THE FUCK Veeky Forums

I go to pick up my new V Wing (dat cluster missile), and instead I get THIS thing. WTF is it?

>FTD
>blasts turbine exhaust in pilots face.

Enjoy your hektik skids while your face melts off.

So I just picked up a firespray at the police auction. It flys OK but I'm having issues with the super grav trap, anyone know what it costs to fix these?

>inb4 kuat reliability shitposts

The super grav trap is a minor fix, shouldn't take more than a couple hours with a hydro spanner and datapad.

How'd you acquire the seismic charges? I thought they stopped making them due to the lack of sales.

Not my ride obviously, it's just inspo for my homage build.

>tfw Dewback rider

>his puny 24th century prime series schooner can't even outrun this thing

Picked this up off some ferengi for not that many gold presed latinum, what do you think Veeky Forums

>He actually fell for the Imperial engineering meme

>Buying a Sienar product ever
>Plastic ion turbine guides
>Exposed solar receptors
>Hyperdrive is an at cost option
>SHIELDING ISN'T STANDARD ON A 500,000 credit, ''''''HIGH PERFORMANCE''''" SPACECRAFT

Enjoy dumping half your paycheck on your "Advanced" rebadged TIE L/N with stanced solar panels

"Yes, good Outer Rim scum- I mean esteemed customer, buy our wares, very high quality indeed. Praise Palpatine-er, praise Sienar. Never forget the Death Stars over 6 million Stormtroopers killed! "

>subframe failure

>no life support
hope you like wearing a spacesuit

>This fucking Alderaanian cuck again
I sense great butthurt from you. Just make a trip so I can block you. Tarkin did nothing wrong. Alderaan was an inside job.

>The Alderaanian holocaust never happened but should totally happen again.

Why are Neo-Imperials so retarded? It's an documented and undisputed fact.

"HURRRR, IF THE EMPIRE WON, I WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL; IT'S THE NEW REPUBLICS FAULT I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

Holy shit you actually saw one?? I hear those things are at least three times as fast as your average TIE Interceptor.

This. Humanoids are shit at building ships anyways. Could have bought Nemoidian.

DAT RELIABILITY
DAT COMFY

NDM 4 LYFE

I'm gonna go asteroid dodging in this relic

GET OFF MY BOARD DROID SCUM REEEEEEEEEE

Found the clone.

i bet you didn't even kill any jedi.

TFW all these years later i know pretty much all the cheatcodes still. the only one i cant think of off the top of my head is the two parter to get the N1

The two-parter code only worked on the N64 version, right? Whenever I tried on the PC, it wouldn't work.

Luckily I just bought the GOG version, and it comes with it automatically.

>tfw no cheat code to command an AT-AT or AT-ST

Well guys I fell for the solar meme. Barely spend anything on fuel but it takes an eternity to get anywhere.