League of legends general /lolg/

who cares of hecarim when they pick rengar/vayne/khazix/syndra

Sideboobs are _______

No. You still need the original email to do so.

>Playing kindred in new jungle
>it's actually worse than it was before.
>I've literally had more impact with TF jungle.
I admit her playstyle is not my forte but this is just awful. I've never done so badly with her.

Dinner

>bleats aggressively

>Both get banned
>Nasus doesn't, enemy picks him
There is no escape, user.

>told myself i wouldnt go to bed until I won ONE game
>its almost 5 am
>15 game loss streak

just one game my adc wont split bot by himself

Just one game my mid wont feed

just one

Did someone say Boob envy?!

I would eat this fish for dinner if you catch my drift.

less attractive than sidebutt.

what champs besides Kassadin are parents?

anyone here with over 1m mastery?

>slurps aggressively

>i.imgur.com/OBkjJHE.png
>tfw soraka will never infuse me

About halfway there, I think Im at like 480k or something

>people who don't ban fizz
>people who don't ban rengar
>people who think syndra's now magically fixed after the assassin patch

People have a fucking attention span of two seconds. I can still pick Syndra and win 99% of my lanes with zero issues, Riot didn't do a single fucking thing about her.

for?

5 of my masteries are on male champions, why

sona

>group says GG EZ
>report all 3 of them
>all throughout the day I got notifications people have been punished

get fucked you fucking niggers

Hi! I'm an ADC and my support keeps looking at me with hungry eyes

What does this mean?

Why do girls who play this game put on this fake animu lilypichu voice? It is not attractive.

tfw no vg vs vg

>play ARAM
>someone rolls Jayce or Varus
>runs from all fight and poke under tower
>"ez"

help me /lolg/
how do i split push udyr?

Confirmed: Rek'Sai, Azir
Pretty Sure: Sion
Are Plants Children?: Maokai, Zyra

Does Nid make a good support?

...

I submit

because 80% of the guys that play this game only know women exist through anime, and it makes it easier to interact with them.

/mute all & afk farm for 20min first

>literally all of the cancer mages are untouched
>"b-but its assassin meta now"

would be but i got perma banned back in july

what did u do to get permad

yeah it was a fucking jayce that said it

why are hayce players huge cunts

oh yeah, all ranged players are cunts

>people who ban post-rework fizz

why are all mid lanes shit after 3pm. i literlly have witnessed players with 4 years of experience that cannoot midlane, and continue to shit up the mid lane. they literally support/mid or jungle/mid and pick shitty champ[ions like lux/ahri/leblanc and do shit all game. when its like a trigger moment that you can get anivia/veigar/annie mid lanel. but no its always some shitty midlane that intentionally does 0 damage in the mid lane like hes some kind of zomboie surivor that kind of does his own thing and leve him alone so he can do 0 damage in a 1v1 lane. its pathetic and its a routine that happens after 4 pm that no one is noticing and really win trading and kinda pathetic

>tfw no Vlad fuckbuddy to abuse me and absolutely destroy me until I hurt all over

Life is sad

he roleplayed a proctologist wit ha peanut allergy

best sivir skin?

got drunk on my birthday with friends and called enemy team a nigger and faggot, each once

5x reported, perma

never been banned or warned/reported seriously

leraned my lesson though. rip 1k $ in skins

i don't want to sleep alone anymore

The snow one

if you kill yourself you will never sleep again

>rip 1k $ in skins
you had to chargeback

Contain yourself or I shall restrain you.

I might accept depending on what you look like.

Ivern is so fucking op what the fuck did they do

I just want to love a qt

you know, I've been doing this for a couple of years now and sometimes I wonder if people think that replying with things like that means anything

>fizz's ult projectile hitbox is closer to the entire knockup aoe, rather than the visual shark projectile
nice game lolbabs

They released a new support item and people realized you don't play ivern to do anything other than E carries and summon daisys

lulu best wife

I just want to love a bara qt
;__;

Don't even think about it.

The fuck is with your Ahri icon

If Alex Jones was added as an ADC for s7 would he revolutionize the class as a whole?

but not enough to actually try and find one huh?

Soraka is the embodiment of the priestess that is probably being raped all the time.

**and only played by men on the internet because she's not empowering enough for real women.

>1k$ in skins
this is why the defult punishment should be a 100 game mute coupled with a letter telling you how much money you've spent on this game, in big bold letters, that comes back up every time you load the client.

zero tolerance policies are horse shit, especialy when your violation was generic racism. Runescape still has the best report notification / punishment system, which puts you fully aware of exactly how close to getting perm muted / banned you are. if britbongs can get it rightwhy can't RIOT?

do you think there's any situation where Illaoi would allow herself to become soft?

What does /lolg/ think of maokai support? Had some good luck with him recently, run him with courage and with his ult mages can't really do shit to you. His W is also good for engage/peel.

I'm sure alistar may be a better pick but I just can't play him

>these pauses

surely you shouldn't unpause until it's fucking fixed

if they added Trump as an assasin would he revolutionize the class as a whole ?

if her god commanded her to become someone's permanent meat holster she probably would

>Losing
>Pause to throw the enemy team off.

so if i want to play ezreal do i need a queue buddy to make sure my team doesn't lose the game before 25 minutes?

I can only assume Riot allows ESL to host tournaments to give 3rd party tournaments a bad name

As long as they give him special quotes for Shurima champions

would a dog champion work? i mean we got nidalee cougar form, just take some inspiration from that and make a full champion

Dont fucking mention warwick

I wish I was being raped all the time

I want furries to die

>Hey ban X cancer champ please
>"Nah, they're not that bad, I can handle them"
>Insert meme ban here
>Enemy grabs said X cancer champ
>Person who said they're not that bad feeds their ass off
>You should have banned X
>Pls report X for being toxic

MATING PRESS

I'm looking for one irl!!
side note: i really need to get new league bara pics

but we have warwick

>Nobody on these threads will have sexual fantasies of you because you have a gut

>tfw no dominant adc bf

It's been a while since I got camped this hard. This went on all game while my team just took objectives and won the game

she doesn't really take commands from her god though- what if she were claimed as a conquest after losing a fight?

i want literally my mother dog, very much how we got anivia as a ice bird

fuck off, i am not a degenerate furry

I can't enjoy this game anymore.

>Removed smite buffs, fundamentally lowering jungle depth
>Replaced SotA with CotC, forcing all tank junglers without hard CC out of the meta
>Repeatedly keeping broken-as-shit champions in their current state, believing that giving hilarious buffs to certain champions will somehow un-fuck the already broken champions, see (Zac, Syndra)
>Repeatedly cycling balance around what skins are going on scale, sometimes with a 4-5 patch stagger as to not raise any questions(Project Ashe, Arcade Ezreal released before worlds patch)
>Reducing counterplay possibilities for the sake of "exciting gameplay", further destabilizing the game, (Stealth Rework, the "actually fairly balanced in their role" rework)
>NERFING ARMOR PENETRATION BUILDS ON ADCS BECAUSE THEY AREN'T LOLRANDOM CRITICAL CHANCE, INSTEAD OF MAKING CRIT MORE CONSISTENT

give me a list of things high ELO players do differently to low elo players. Be specific, no they got gud.

Some guts can be cute.

High elo players win more often.

>tfw no dominant support gf

All I really, really want is a muscular, strong and fit gf who I can cook for and take care of
The thought of it makes me sad because I know I will never have that

yeh staying in your room all day playing league and shitposting is really trying hard to find one

Someone pls respond.

Someone give me a crash course on how to play leblanc please