Most disgusting thing that has ever happened in your car

What's the most disgusting thing that has ever happened in your car?

your birth, 9 months after I fucked your mom

I think my worst was letting two hookers in do coke and finger each other in my back seat

i was fapping and the cummies spilt onto the dash

>2009
>have old beater Toyota Camry
>get free raw chicken for cook out
>put it in trunk
>have short term, and forget where i placed the chicken, so I bought a new one
>2 days later, get in car for work and notice a putrid smell coming from inside the car
>realize I left the chicken in the trunk
>open it, mice in the trunk, and a rotten raw chicken that had exploded in the heat

I farted a few times

Sex with my ex girlfriend

>be me last year
>barebacking my ex in the ass in my mk3 golf
>suddenly, pain
>pull out, realize the little frenulum underneath muh dick snapped
>blood everywhere, dripping like a mofo all over the backseat
>tfw no sex for almost two months

Lube up, fellas.

was dragging naked unconscious elderly people
got poop on my clothes, didn't notice because it was almost pitch black
got in the car and smeared it over the driver's seat

>tfw cloth seats
>tfw greedily sniffing your own ass sweat and fart residue

Heated seats on or off?

inb4 anal fisher

A drunk 12 year old got molested by a fat 19 year old in the back seat of my dad's Park Avenue that I'd borrowed to chauffer sluts if that counts.

>friday night
>go to the pub as I usually do
>blackout at some late point
>wake up the following morning with a ballistic hangover
>take my jeans I wore the night before
>puke on the back (ass) side
>puke on the lower back part of the T-shirt
>get that X-Files moment when you have no idea how to explain all these details
>go past my car, notice something
>puke, puke everywhere, on the steering wheel, all over the driver's seat, in between the seats
Apparently after the party ended rather than going straight home for bed I decided it was a good idea to go have a seat in my car and puke everywhere.

...

Having to clean the inside after buying it from the previous owner who was a smoker and a slob.

I don't have cloth seats
off

The fuck?

Dropped half a peach behind pass seat, forgot about it, found a half baseball sized mound of pure mold smart was like a month or more later

So you borrowed your dad's car and fucked a 12 year old in it?

Someone tried to smoke a cigarette in it.

Get fucked.

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>mid summer cross country road trip
>late night
>couldn't find a hotel
>pull off the highway
>park inna woods
>window open an inch
>me and gf fell asleep
>wake up at dawn
>hundreds of fuckhueg mosquitoes inside cabin
>completely covered in bites
>hundreds of them
>under my clothes
>eyelids
>hair
>face
>everywhere

violated

technically not my car, but whatever.
>it's thanksgiving
>with my parents for the holidays
>they have this new dog, not entirely house broken yet
>mom cooked two entire turkeys for the family (inb4 amerifat)
>suddenly, there is now only one turkey
>p. obvious where it went
next day
>in my dad's Mercedes, taking dog to dog cleaners or some shit mom told us to do
>on our way home
>notice dog getting antsy
>realize that death is inevitable
>tell dad to drive faster
>as i say this, hear a combination of a splat, barf, and ripping noise
>suddenly the worst stench i have every experienced, and i've been to waste treatment plants
>dog shitvomited over the entire back of the car
>scorched fucking earth
>have to drive all the way home with dog laying in pile of vomit and feces
and that is the story of home my dad sold his Mercedes.

been there, done that.

thsi should be one of the first things during sex-ed

As i was coming hime after a big night at the pub I get told to pull over, but i was given literally a second and a half before my passenger in the front vomited. If that wasn't bad enough, his diet leading up to that consisted solely of salami and rum and cokes.

After I pull over sonewhere safe(ish) he opens his door and rolls down the 18 foot embankment and passes out for 20 minutes.