/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

OOh i like this one

Lavaland port when
ice level and lava level being right next to each other even though it makes no physical sense when

That's a good one, user!

I'm getting mixed signals here, user. Are we baybies or are we light RP?
Please respond

>mfw non-assistants think they're above the grey toting shitheads they revile

It wasn't a joke.

Don't worry celt. When snowmap launches we'll build a huge wall and deport the non-believers to the other side

>Please respond

Alright.

Yeah, just leaving out the inaprov seems like the best solution. If you have pepto, Tonio, Chifir, or DD on hand, use one of those in place of antitox and include the inaprov. Otherwise, no inaprov.
Again, the bicard alone will work. The rest are just to support it.

Anything more than constant team deathmatch and chaos with half-hour rounds and OOC in IC allowed is bay-tier
Man this isn't an RP game, that's for autists, I don't know why security even has a brig, they're just they're for muh valids and not "arresting" people

Whatever possessed you to be such a faggot?

>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

When snowmap launches, Celt will only have a week or so left until he deadmins.
At least until he goes back on that. I'm giving him 50/50 odds right now

>anything less than quietly attending your jobs as a boring no-name who doesn't defend himself is hippie-tier

Nobody wins when we play the funposting game like this.

Whatever possessed you to suck irish dick at such a rate?

I really don't know whether people are serious when posting shit like this but we have been and always will be a medium RP server, based on definition. If you're a faggot just go play on some Russian server or Hippie

Said it before and I'll say it again, "Obey the captain" sticks out like a sore thumb.

I couldn't care less to be honest, but it was a good one!

>but we have been and always will be a medium RP server

Define it, then, because this place has for years been considered light.

>Get salvage shuttle captain ID
>Profit

...

>MRP servers tend to enforce the idea that your character acts like themselves and not as if they have a player controlling their actions. There are usually very loose restrictions on what your character might know in-game. Your character might be familiar with multiple different jobs and be capable of performing them with ease. Some MRP servers enforce the rule that your character can only know one or two jobs but are otherwise lenient about how you can act in-game.

Bet you $1000 at 4:1 odds he will deadmin

Why's that?

So what was up with non-antag Travis fucking up power for the entire station for no reason?

Sorry lutum, you're a good guy but I wanted greentext.

>Security personally informed before boarding shuttle that a doctor is a vamp
>Informed via PDA after shuttle leaves that the vamp is Zach and Lutum is his thrall
>Sec prefers to beat a wounded, downed black man instead
>Dies to ZAS when vampire screeches once because none of them prepared for a screech

No one say vampire is overpowered. This was a case of a sleeping security team.

>get thrown into perma for trying to arm the crew

The right is bear arms in INALIENABLE. It is every man's right to defend themselves and carry a weapon. Security, you are a bunch of communists.

Because I wanna make $250

>"just kill yourself lutum"
there was no method
i had to ghost for your greentext and that felt a bit dirty
gimme a welder next time pls

Fuck off

>Sec prefers to beat a wounded, downed black man instead
I love this game

Shut up Yankiee

FUCK. My bad man, I completely forgot diona cant suicide. I felt guilty as fuck and wanted you to at least be the one that does the deed.

>this scares the pig pen

nou

angloscum

Oi! Celto! If you resume to deadmin, I'll split $350 with you.

No stopping .me.
I'm behind .you.
Already::: before you've even Round Start, I've got capo bonus ID and access anywhere, and I got the drop on you.
Bonus line of sight? Fake fucking meme
Essentially, spend your Hero Points in toolbox strength to get beter. Fcking incompetent otherwise, get Robust.
Make your own game of it. testerb or no, just Do It.
No stopping .you.
AHAHAHAHA ARE YOU FOR KIDDING?
FUCKING JUST KIDDING YOU KIDS ARE TOO AUTISTIC TO GET WHAT I'm SAYING BY THIS. EXPLAINING HOW TO GET ROGUST AND YOU IGNORE IT AND CALL A 1ck yourself 1ck yourself 1ck yourself
>>>>HE"S

>Sec prefers to beat a wounded, downed black man instead

we just need
54 more posts
in the next 2
2 minutes or so

Obey the highest command staff instead of captain desu

Obey Nanotrasen's authority, maybe?

>tfw the QM gives you an autholathe

Obey the CEO.

IAA tide worst tide

Guys post something

Hot lewds straight from the dorms

my body is on the asteroi

every day i wake up and wish i was dead

I haven't been paid in 7 months.
I play ss13 because it gives me a sense of accomplishment which I don't get at work

I haven't been laid in 7 months.
I admin ss13 because it gives me a sense of authority which I don't get anywhere else.

I don't even care if he's a dictator or whatever. I'd follow Putin to hell and back

I haven't played SS13 in 9 months, I come on here to flaseflag and shitpost

stop shilling yourself in the thread putin

I'm a horrible player and deserve to be banned.

t. babushka

I've never played, but I come on here to flaseflag and shitpost

Please don't touch my butt, \
Mister Sawbones don't rape me, \
Oh god please stop that.

soundcloud.com/spaghettispaceship/pleasedonttouchmybutt

please someone help me, \
sawbones is here in my house, \
his dick in his hand

oh god please no bro, \
your smelly smegma is bad, \
and you have aids too

i have aids now thanks, \
why couldn't you just come help, \
i'm gonna bomb med

i am the captain, \
was just killed by changeling sec, \
all of sec is lings

ugh, you have no idea how robust my dick is right now

I don't wish I were dead yet, but I do feel empty inside.

ss13 makes me feel honest, which I don't get anywhere else

You do you user

I've been shitposting most of the day while writing up a paper and other classwork. I probably won't even get around to spess for at least a week

I'm sure you can't be that bad

nice

every waking moment of my life is hell and i wish i could just disappear and be forgotten

admin go type type, \
as fast as you can you can't, \
catch the shitpost man

I fight for mars, who do you fight for?

>try to rescue the innocent clown from the lone detective
>get lasered to death instantaneously
a-abel, i cloned you, i killed jamar for you based purely on your accusation that he was an antag, why guy
also sorry to jamar i'm a shit

it's okay family you apologized and that's all I care about

really I didn't mind dying, I got to see my turrets actually do something useful for once.

Gjallarhorn, die Martian scum

I can't bear the thought of what I would be putting my family through if I were to move to a new country or go innawoods and start fresh

>Nigger detective murderbones the warden and cmo in his quest for valids on the clown
>Pump out 100 charcoal into the clown when he injections him

Valids, denied.

at least it's an option for you

...

>spend 5 minutes trying to prove to the detective that the clown just had mesons
>even go so far as to weld myself in the interrogation room and ask him to tell me what my character is doing to prove if they were really thermals
>nah dude they're thermals just come here and check something out real quick

I really saw it coming

>Players: 11
and the lowpop begins

All detectives are stupid shitters these days, bring back good detectives

While I have thought about it in the past, I'm working minimum wage and it's logistically out of reach for the foreseeable future.
If I'm being completely honest, I think I'm just burning out from stress and being lonely

Hang in there user, youl make it, sure as grass grows and bill is a faggot, times will become better.

Playing detective.
The door to hand tele is emagged
Scan the door, cloth from robotnist. Black gloves.
Print out results, have a pda a manifest to me.
One robotnist on station, confront him. He shakes my hand and takes his own lif as the evidence is to stacked.

there's no need to be rude

No need to be such a faggot and create the situations for people to be rude either.

Don't want to be shat on, don't do shit people will shit on you for. Go back to playing lifeweb and being a faggot bill.

i've never played on lifeweb lol

but you do create the shitty situations you do often find yourself in

i guess, not a lot i can do about it now though, your bitterness is the only thing keeping it alive

Doubtful, but you still did make situations to be called a faggot, made your bed, deal with people shitting on you

Is this...
Is this art?

yeah I'm hanging in alright. Just some light or mild depression, no suicidal thoughts or anything. My spirit is very robust and great at pretending to be cheerful when in any social situations.

Hang in there Morena. I'm sure it will all eventually blow over when the next big waifu scandal happens

i don't think there will ever be one, dead player base

just give it time

You should, you'll really fit with the retards like yourself there and maybe leave us forever for once.

Morena what do you think of our new trialmins?