What is it about them, Veeky Forums? How do they make such good cars?

what is it about them, Veeky Forums? How do they make such good cars?

Enjoy your electrical problems at 50k km

relatively low weight, 50/50 weight balance, inline six engines, manual transmissions, responsive-ish steering, overall sporty feel

jelly

I don't know. I like their bikes though. Wanna get laid? Ride a motorcycle. Wanna get laid twice? Ride a BMW motorcycle.

Yeah jelly of bmw being unreliable craps

>Ride a BMW motorcycle.
Not everyone is a nu male

Not everyone uses trendy hipster language incorrectly either.

BMWs are pretty reliable actually.
You're a poorfag who has never owned one obviously, otherwise you'd know.

Not everyone can be this retarded Numale right

Well, besides you you mean.

Where theres smoke, theres fire. Oh wait theres bmw lol

Hitler agrees, bmw is pretty cool.

There's only 10 posts in this thread and there's already two different arguments.

Most of the cars I've seen on the side of the road are BMW

Im pretty sure its you, driving a bmw is a sure tell sign of being a beta nu male

Get a driver's license and stop hanging out on the side of the road.

Heres more cuck

>inb4 muuhh bmw's strong point is not reliability.
Go on

Oops pic related

That is decent reliability
Above average
Fords, Dodges, Smarts, Jeeps and Nissans are unreliable, not BMWs

BMW is the Ford of Europe

>first chart places Porsche and Audi as more reliable cars than BMW
>second chart places them as less reliable than BMW
What kind of special retard are you
Then again, obvious poorfag that has never owned a BMW, whatever

Poorfags gonna poore fagge

But that says BMW's reliability is good. you're confusing me now.

oh yes.

>b-but it's actually bad!!

Pls gib e30

e36 is such a beaut.

BMW is for people who think that they are too cool for a merc and too rich for a caddie or a pony car.
If you can live with auto there no point getting a m3 when you can have a c63.

>Car enthusiast
>Mercedes Owner

Pick one.

Hillary will not make a good president and you're wrong, there are 3. Also, this most posting in here are smelly anorexic eurotrash broke idiots living in cold sterile apartments with barely a pot to piss in and window to throw it out. In other words my good car fetish idiots, nothing in here worth listening too. Also,

that ain't bad.

>made good cars
ftfy

>GMC and Chevy on par with Toyota

Yeah this list is bullshit.

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>15. Land Rover

Bullshit.

>Get into an e92 yesterday for the first time
>Remember Veeky Forums BMW memes immediately
>"Hmm let's see what we got here"
>Start noticing parts of the interior are already literally falling
>Half of the dashboard lights are not working
>Cramped backseat
>Car had weird electrical problem where the left taillight stays on after you lock the car
>on top of everything the owner was a huge douche bragging on how he cheated on his girlfriend last night

Veeky Forums is always right

My cousin posted an image like that on FB of his BMW being towed while he, his wife, and their two year old daughter stood on the side watching.

No problems with mine.

I also like the part where Mini is 25.
the guy that has to make up these statistics really has to try harder.

>1984 733i
>leather still gewd all electronics work except speedo works intermittently and tail light out light is always on.
>250,000 ish miles
the clutch and a steering/suspension overhaul have been my only big repairs.
>former california car but has canadian market only heated seats
>a kilo of coke has probably been snorted of the dash in its lifetime

>he fell for the sport-touring meme

Bump

Why people shit on good brands here? I know they are bunch of poorfags and bus riders, but that cant be it. Do they get paid or something? Why isnt there meme free, normal thread right now. What the hell are mods doing?

>mods
Removing exhaust parts that looks like horsecocks.

you mean how did they use to make such good cars

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Same
>1987 325e
>Leather is deliciously fresh
>Engine is fucking pristine
>paint is OK
>Electricals all work
> Only problems are needs new SI board batteries and a clutch.
>only cost me 1k