Be driving instructor

>be driving instructor
>driving with mediocre driver on a higher empty speed limit rural road in the darkness
>suddenly possum
>student doesn't brake
>im completely focused, brake instantly and pretty softly but still hit possum
>feel really sad
>get back to office to drop off student
>my phone in the compartment behind the gear shift shattered by smashing against hard plastic during the crash despite being completely stationary

This just happened to me. Post your tarded stories mane, this is just unfair

>Be driving from CO to NM in a Miata
>happily cruising along in the right lane on I25, traffic is pretty dense
>suddenly car 3 car lengths in front of me swerves hard and lays on brakes, not even enough time for me to process what is happening before I come up on it
>it's a complete ~35" truck wheel sitting in the lane, not something one would want to punt into oncoming freeway traffic, southbound lanes are elevated about 20 ft above northbound at this point
>had a family friend die taking a wheel through the windshield like a year ago
>swerve
>miss the wheel, the car in front of me moves to reveal a trail of cars parked on the shoulder
>have to swerve back literally immediately
>Scandinavian Flick at 70mph on bad tires
>snapoversteer.jpg
>spin immediately, countersteer did nothing
>sliding backwards/sideways trying to go into the ditch
>barely miss a open spot in between parked cars on the shoulder
>slam into parked car at highway speed
>spin off into the ditch, lucky it didn't roll
>get out, completely astonished at what the fuck just happened
>Miata is fucking destroyed
>nigger running over to me from a parked car

>aye dawg you got a lug wrench I can borrah?

>uhh fuck s-sure I guess
>open the trunk and give him the lug wrench
>in a few minutes realize this was the nigger whose wheel came off
>he steals my lug wrench and leaves while I'm figuring shit out with the police
>I get a careless driving ticket that I'm still trying to recuperate from and have 30hrs of community service to still do for
>tfw my life would be so incredibly different right now if the nigger maintained his shitty fucking nigger truck properly

was it a black na? or was that someone else on Veeky Forums

What the fuck though, how much of an impact was it?

No idea man, the screen just shattered like a bitch, its a fucking nexus 6 and has survived 6-7 foot falls onto concrete w/o a case and NOW it fucking broke

Got one. Many of you nigs probably heard this story.

>Be driving on the freeway with buddy on freeway
>Far left lane (no carpool lane on this stretch of highway)
>Up ahead spot a prius doing 10 under
He is doing 55 in a 65. I'm going 70 because they allow 5mph play room.
>Decide to pass him
>Downshift into fourth gear, engine roars.
I drive an e36 M3. Custom exhaust so it is loud as fuck
>Drive passed dude in prius going 68
>Asian driver.jpeg
>get back into the left lane
I didn't cut him off or anything
>now going 68mph
>look in rearview
>prius faggit is tailgating
>wat.gif
>Speed back up to 70
>He is still riding me
>I look in the rear view yelling and throwing his hands
>Decide to change lanes to see if he passes
>He follows me.
>he is still tailgating
>my exit is coming up
>continue moving over to get off
>he follows
>drive down the on ramp and get hit with the red light
>Windows down because AC is busted
>He pulls up next to us
>YOU MADDAH FUACKA
>YOU CAN'T PASS IN THIS LANE
>flipping us off
>Politely telling him that I can. He is going too slow and should move to the right.
>he starts throwing coins at us
>FUCK YOU BMW DRIVER REEE
>light turns green
>i turn left and so does he
>Pull up to another light
>he pulls up next to me again
>he is throwing more shit at us
>friend has a brilliant idea
>We have sprite and dr.pepper cans in the backseat to supply a party
>Friend whips out a pocket knife and grabs a can
>chink is still raging
>friend shakes can
>Stabs top of can
>shit flies everywhere in my car.
>throws can like a grenade into asian guys prius
>goes off like a bomb
>Asian guy is flipping covered in Dr. Pepper
>friend prepares another one
>chucks it
>Continues spraying the dude
>Light turns green
>we floor it and make a u-turn
>laughing our asses off while covered in sprite and dr pepper
>asian guy pulls over.

Car is covered in sprite

Perfect time to head over to /g/ and buy a xiaomeme meme note 3 pro for the low price of 150-200 shekels to the chinks for a superior phone.

Shit like that is why people keep fist size car rocks in the center console.

I keep a spray bottle of liquid ass in my car.

Get that on someone's cloth seats and their vehicle will smell great until the end of time.

yeah kek, it me

I guess I've posted that car a few times in the last couple of days,kinda wanna post pics of the carnage but kinda don't

but damn I'm glad the first-gen airbag didn't go off I coulda had my face fucked up or something

The collision was to the passenger's side front quarter/door, and the impact of my right knee hitting the center console fucked it up really badly, still have a lot of problems with it

Miata was packed FULL of camping shit and things of that nature, had a '92 Accord Coupe with 4 friends in it following about 20 minutes behind me, so they picked me and all of my/our shit up and we soldiered on to New Mexico. Worst car ride of my life, incredibly sore all over, stuffed in the back seat with the footwell completely occupied, as a 6ft tall male. Needless to say it was a depressing as fuck road trip, but the week in NM there wasn't a minute where I wasn't completely shitfaced or otherwise fucked up on various drugs so it was def an interesting grieving process

not really relevant but had to share i guess idk