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Previous Thread:

ugh, SP500 already rebounding.
Please tell me it'll crash when they announce the winner

UVXY BEST MEME

The dip already happend

Who fucking knows.

thats why you trade futures or forex. if i had to guess, it'll hit 2100 until some destabilizing force rocks the market next week or not. might just stagnate till the donald says something stupid.

also, plunge protection team.

the real dip will be at market open when the panic sells execute

you haven't seen nuttin yet my friend

Here we go

HORY SHIET TRUMP 2016 Google CONFIRMED

UVXY, TVIX, VXX

JDST, NUGT, GDX, GLD


we fucking did it

WE DID IT

G-guys I

Will buying gold at 9:30AM be too late? Specifically jnug or tgd?

What do I do? I want to buy buy buy. But what??

Read the thread. TVIX and gold is about to shit itself in a good way tomorrow. Maybe wait for an early morning dip then hop in.

Thank you, friendo.

if you dont want to gamble on the super volatile shit he mentioned

all the bluechip stocks will be at a huge discount tomorrow

time to buy

30 minutes till open
Woooooooool

>bluechip stocks

I haven't done any research in the last 3 years. I've been peeking at it occasionally and kicked myself for not buying during Brexit, telling myself to sit this one out, so I'm entirely out of the loop.

So pardon my retardation, but when you buy gold, what stocks are you guys actually buying?

are you asking in a sheepish way what bluechip stocks are?

it means like 'high quality companies' with expensive share prices i.e. the opposite of penny stocks

google amazon mcdonalds coca cola etc

Thank you!
Now to lose all of my savings.

That's the spirit!

TVIX UP 10% IN PM

its not enough

there was supposed to be a big KABOOM?

wheres the KABOOM?

Already almost back to where it was before the crash, but what do I know?, maybe it'll dip again.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET ASAP

Globalists are gonna crash the market

I hope KABOOM at open, but i fear it might already be priced in.

Yep, sucks that the we couldn't cash out around 11pm

seriously

what was the deal with futures market acting like that

is the market saying that a trump presidency will actually not be so bad? or maybe the expectations for a dip/bounce like brexit are prevalent so we are having a more controlled response here

like all of a sudden after midnight the dollar started getting stronger

I wanted trump to win, I even voted for him (in Michigan too, yay my vote actually mattered!!!), But I was kinda assuming he would lose until 9pm last night

How fucked is my portfolio , it's defense, oil, weed, and a gold mine thingy
I just started in February, how fucked do election upsets make the stock market

Pretty annoying, and I can't sell till 8am.
I bet everything will be back to normal at that time and I won't make shit
God fuck my life, somehow Robinhood finds a way to get me.

biopharma
everything construction industry related
what else will boom in a trump admin?

buy shit you use, so you are technically increasing the stocks value every day

eat a bunch of mcdonalds or tbell? buy those stocks

about to buy a car? buy a few stocks in that company
have a favorite brand of dragon dildo? maybe spend that extra $60 on a dragon dildo stock instead of yet another cock to ram up your ass

just assume you are going to lose all the money you invest, and youll be happy when you break even or make a $2 profit

Fucking lost 2k in jdst and there is now to come when the market opens. I'm gonna try to dump early hours market and gtfo and kms.

My god Gold is having a way better PM

the dollar is so strong right now...
why is gold going this high?

i think you should be careful if youre looking at the miner etfs, they have pretty low volume outside normal hours

BREXIT 2.0? BUY THE DIP? fuck idk, but that would be lit. 2017 hyper inflation still coming, but at least we have trump instead of hillary

are you really asking why gold is going up after trump won the election?

eurofag here
i am truly proud of the american people für electing trump, not hillary

Well this is how I'm doing so far, but I just know I'm gonna get fucked somehow

...

damn...

Alright well it's time for all the old fucks to wake up and sell there shit

I think I am done with stock market for now and might have to go back to me questionable ways to make money.

>tfw down 25%
>tfw The Donald has won

>tfw only down 3%
>tfw love the don
eels good mang

>never doubted trump
>he rewards me with 22%
MAGA

>sold all shares of DUST at 3:45 on election day
>didn't put the money into JNUG

Dodged a bullet, but damn. Hope it's not too late to get in on the boom.

Whats the play now lads? Gold seems like a sure thing what else

Silver, go deep in silver ma nigga, its less volatile and more stable compared to other gold etf.
>AG

Fucking Christ I knew SP500 would rally, Losing all my gains cause robinhood only let's you do first 30 minutes only PM

Time to buy coal. What companies are you all buying?

What's the exit strategy for VIX? Sell at open?

God it just won't stop

JNUG and AG

Swhc wtf

ZYNE CARA GWPH MEGA POT PLAYS

something tells me todays selloff might have been exaggerated

Get your short positions in ASAP niggers, recession imminent; get Gold to buy in PM if you don't have it already:
$NUGT
$UVXY
$SPXS
$EDZ
$YANG

Long positions:
$AKS ( Steel )
$CAT ( Wall )

It's PM nigga, this much movement is huge.
Some will hold for a bit, but people HAVE to readjust their portfolios and the sell off WILL happen.

I sold aks at 5 back a week ago when they mentioned their dilution. FUCK. My money was on trump too and I knew it would jump.

I'm with you man. U holding these for a bit or selling today?

so
this is all we're getting out of TVIX?

Woke up to a proper assfucking this morning after holding JDST and XIV overnight. At least CARA is treating me okay. Fortunately I didn't have any settled funds in my big boy account yesterday or things would have been much worse.

yes, sp 500 futures just keep rallying up.

>mfw people are placing pre-market bids for my position already

WEW LAD

ITS TIME
15 MINUTES LETS GO

and only dollar gains on uvxy right now

the blue chips are basically recovered before the market opens. will they go back down?

SL'S are about to get triggered

this.. doubles confirm

so what happened? Why is the volatility leaving?

Market still closed

people have realized trump isn't the bad guy painted by the media

jnug is going to low 12s, high 11s

That and the 3 month long selloff that happened before the election

$GBLX THE MORNING SPIKE

I'm gonna wait until it hits .60

In 12 seconds

poorfag

Weeee

People were buying up the sell off, but the reverse is coming. It always does.

I'm a student
Still in school
I don't have any extra capital laying around bad

Sold amrs this morning and it spikez fuck that meme

WHY IS HTZ DIPPING

tfw robinhood kept FUCKING glitching when i tried to buy it at .75

>tfw you started Monday and bought into HTBX meme someone was shilling
>still hasn't let me down
I only bought three shares but I believe in it getting to a dollar.

And you will be tired of winning and losing winning and winning!

Who /Bank of America/ here?

xth for comfy ATVI gains

I sold for .71 and bought at .78

you best be selling BAC bdefore the dip

tfw waiting for HPQ to dip below 15 to get in again

>forgot i set orders up last night
>i've got $DUST $CARA $XXII now
>was holding $TGD and $ODP

but i'm in the green so far, i'm going to have to ignore this until after lunch so i dont go crazy

jnug going to the 10s at this rate

HTZ saving my month

TVIX fuckinh me

>he hasn't bought Deutsche Bank

Should I be buying TVIX in this dip? Is it going to skyrocket again later today? Or did we just manage to avoid a massive fall?

good morning playaz

>Buying globalist front companies

Lets help eachother guys. What fallen stocks should we buy RIGHT NOW?

>help each other
>doesn't post any leads

You mean we should all hold your fucking hand you stupid shit?