/utg/ - Undertale General

>what are they like
probably for once peaceful and calm, physically very warm and slightly softer and much more delicate than you would think
>what do they do
let me embrace him and gently putting his hand over my head in a comforting manner
>how do they smell
earthy smell of molten snow, milk, smoky winter air

who the fuck is this?

Probably very confused and maybe mad at first. May struggle a bit but eventually I'm sure they'd realize I meant the best and stop punching me. They probably smell of rich chocolate and buttercups.

Either that or they'd smell of blood and stab me. I'd be happy either way.

Not him but it sounds like Papyrus

>SO YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST...
>ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPOOKY?
>I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WARM AND CUDDLY...
>LIKE SKELETONS!!!
>VERY SOFT, AND FULL OF CALCIUM.

Unsure at first but as he gets into it he relaxes
Fall asleep with one of their ears over their eyes like a dork
Like goat

have a good day everybody

Thanks, you too.

sounds like alotta hoopla to me
mhmm

>sweetheart
wew
i think you're confusing me for someone else

I wish the hour was a bit livelier than this.
Asriel has a cute butt.

OK, user, so how do YOU think cuddling with Papyrus would be like?

I can't believe that Asriel is going to die holding a replication of the person he loves most because of infection from a badly-healed broken leg

So, what's everyone listening to at the moment?

You literally never see him turn around

thank

i meant what i said... pumpkin
very bony and uncomfortable AND LOUD

youtube.com/watch?v=ouqfjvAMg7Y

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not him but
like hugging a coat rack

Soft and cuddly. Smells like bones.

MARSHMALLOW BONES
I had a cousin who was super skinny and super warm and he gave the best hugs

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hes lucky, im super skinny and cold as ice, im a real live dead skeleton

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Lol so what are you doin later tonight

well, Papyrus is an alive skeleton

youtube.com/watch?v=JsWFgxChnJA

i'll be sleeping probably, might get some subway
hes also a cool dude whom i love very much

Who is the Kanye West of Undertale?

Alternately: Kanye falls into the underground, what happens?

Mettaton?

Chara burpfic?

Hmm. A stupid douchebag that's somehow still popular, even loved? Asriel of course.
I'm kidding. I don't think anyone in the underground is as bad as Kanye, except maybe Jerry.

>Asriel of course.
ASRIELFAGS BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

Fuku Fire pissfic?

Mettaton is a shallow commercial entertainer conforming to different television genres without any vision or statements of his own

He is a hack, a fraud, and he doesn't know it
He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread

I like the old Metta
Straight from the box Metta
Make cake from the soul Metta
Set on his goals Metta

>the Kanye West of Undertale
Nobody is that bad though, the closest maybe being Jerry or Alphys, but not close enough. Or pic related.

What are the similarities between Kanye West an Alphys

Why people dislike Kanye?

Kanye is a bigger hack than Toby

He doesn't like either of them i'm guessing
Racism

Make them round. Make them soft. Feel the softness flow through you and into the petals.

ROUNDER! SOFTER! *whip crack*

Kanye is my OC

P L U M P

Uhh... you've caught me at a bad moment.

youtube.com/watch?v=qcS0CVJ1KPg

nothing

They're both terrible people? I don't know.

>He doesn't like either of them i'm guessing
I mean, you aren't wrong.

Im gonna check this album out
youtube.com/watch?v=O9_Dz84bHDs

How can you compare the Josef Mengele of the underground with acclaimed producer and musician Kanye West?

Well, I put the two in a sentence and put "like" or "as" inbetween the two somewhere.
How else?

So your fav is tied the tracks, and to the other track there are tied everyone your fav loves. Would you pull the lever?

what happens if i pull the lever

killing them all is the right choice

multi track drifting

>Asgore on one side
>Toriel, Asriel and Undyne on the other
Well on one hand I don't care about Toriel that much but I do really like Undyne and Asriel is fine

Also Asgore would never forgive me for letting his family die and would probably end up killing me himself for doing that

I guess i'd save his loved ones

You get more questions!
jk, just their loved ones will die.

>Also Asgore would never forgive me for letting his family die and would probably end up killing me himself for doing that
Too cowardly. He'd probably off himself

i wont pull the lever, all asriel needs is me. he didnt love them anymore anyways

Well, if I let everyone she loved die, she'd probably kill herself, but on the other, hand if I let her die, everyone she loves would probably kick my ass.

I can't really win either way.

>Undyne on one track
>Alphys Papyrus and Asgore on the other
Pull that shit harder than a motherfucker

Won't she just break the chains and suplex the train though

I mean if you didn't play the game at all then I guess but he would be more likely to be pissed off at me first and then off himself

nice

>mettaton
>napstablook, shyren, maybe mad dummy

it really doesn't matter either way. the only person I really have to worry about is shyren, since mettaton could probably cut/burn his bindings, napstablook could literally just pass through, and mad dummy can't be hurt at all.

>Pap on one side
>Sans, Undyne and Flowey on the other
The question is, what will kill me in a more painful way- looking in the eye of a very sad skellie asking me what he will do now, or one of his loved ones it will be Undyne because Sans is too lazy and Flowey doesn't give a fuck

...

Cry come back

I'll literally suck your dick if you do

here's the translation
>Nyeheheh!
>My brother, say “ah”!
>I think you know, but homemade spaghetti is very, very good for the body! Nyeheheh!

>Oh- yeah, that reminds me, my brother re-al-ly didn’t like it when I made spaghetti?

you need to be over 18 here, he doesn't want you near his dick

>Asgore
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>Asriel
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>Flowey
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>Chara
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>Sans
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>Papyrus
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>Undyne
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>Muffet
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>Tem
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>Burgerpants
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>BTCYOADSG
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>Nicepants
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>Skeletons
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>Asriel & Chara
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he took requests yesterday

Would you mind translating this one?

Cry has a boyfriend

i cant translate, i just saved and posted it cause it was the OP. sorry.

utg

>not wanting to cuck cry's bf

fuck off with that garbage

dead thread means it's time for opinions
>inb4 everyone is too worried about making other people feel bad to be honest

No one here has been top tier lately

the full hotline miami 2 soundtrack

What if Rocket Robin Hood fell into the Underground

what if you weren't dumb?

What if Grand Regent Thragg fell into the underground?
Would he impregnate all the monsters?

Thanks for these twitter user!

literally who?

I'm deeply offended you'd lump us Charafags in with those dirty fucking Asriel and Sansfags. We're pretty low tier, but we aren't THAT bad. Right?

>tfw murderanon fucking died

>murderanon
?

He was a guy storytiming all of Invincible on /co/
He made it up to the end of the Viltrumite war and then died

you are