My summer car thread /msc/

rest in peace poo truck edition

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online server when? I want to swear with fellow otists.

>Take poo truck to suck poo from loo
>suck halfway
>realize hose isnt at the bottom
>move poo truck closer
>suck loo dry
>dump poo in yard for lulz
>go to put hose back on truck
>disconnect hose
>cant grab hose
>hose gets sucked down into loo
>forever lost in pit of poo
So i guess im making firewood runs now

Turns out you can't put the half shafts in after installing the engine.

How do you tow things anyway? Am I supposed to find a rope somewhere? and how do I sell firewood or suck poo for cash?

Aight guys, I'm gonna give away five copies of this game on Steam

Write me at [email protected] and tell me exactly why you deserve a copy of this fine Finland simulator

Good thing I was smart enough to bring the vodka in case I needed it.

o shit thanks mightyb, you're alright you know that

>be fussing around with a strut
>in full crouch
>drop strut
>strut launches skyward, lands on roof of house
so do i have to build a peer staircase or what

>drive truck to store
>get out
>fall through ground

absolutely based, user.
BASED

One more give-away left!

Gibbe plz mightybenz. I need peer and sausages in my life! Also helps that you're the vingod and saved me from a salvage car.

[email protected]

Also I tried sending from a perkele email but I can't check it

I got that, but I wasn't sure it would work due to throwaway-mail

I'll send one to the perkele

Can you do the throwaway instead? Perkele won't let me check it

Sure thing

Aight guys, I'm out of passes - maybe I'll do a few more tomorrow, we'll see

My friend, thank you

You can get into a death spiral even if you're not on permadeath. Death 1, the extra weight from too much junk in the trunk caused me to lose control and hit a tree.

Got it. Thanks Benz!

Permadeath just means the save is deleted. You can still die with it off.

Huh, that's not the muscle car. Have this pic instead.

No shit.

Went to get it with the tractor and some asshole ran into me.

And I got the poop truck stuck and died of dehydration. Nothing at the house at all, so that game is over.

Hope he does something with the American cars found around the map. Putting together and tuning a V8 beater would be amazing.

It just came out and there have already been two new updates. The dev listens to what the community wants and has said that the rusty body found in the barn will be useful in the feature.

What happens when fatigue gets maxed? Will I just go to sleep on the spot or do I die?

Bump

How do i make pooze with sugar and yeast?

Heart attack

How do gas pumps work?, Clicking on them just makes a click sound.

Come back when the sto is open you idiot

Huh. looks like a 70s coronet.

Are you sure? the half shaft is held on by the same bolt that holds on the brake disc or something like that, make sure you don't tighten the bolt before both parts are on. And take off the strut before you put the half shaft on.

I had the same issue, my car shat out both half shafts and the entire engine for no goddamn reason when I first tried to start it after it was all assembled.

>go to the garage to get car fixed
>come back the trunk glitches out
>fan belt is missing now

Anyone find a decent trainer for this game yet?

>in shit sucker
>Get rear ended by doof wagon
>Get out to inspect damage/throw empty bottles at him
>His body's dented enough to see the interior
>Driver's seat is empty
>Phantom car backs out and runs me over, killing me instantly

I would really love to know what the fuck is going on in this thread.

Mostly busriders who have never even seen a car under the hood

Well I knew that much, we are on Veeky Forums after all

hey guys, I got a pin on Loppe to get some shit, but I don't know where to go. Is it the outback behind the pub or am I going to a house? Never done a shit run before.

My poop truck broke down! :(

Or break into the station and turn on the pump switch behind the counter.

You knew too much.

Engine assembled in 10 minutes on first try.

On to suspension. Pretty accurate game, aside from some gaskets and oil seals.

Also, I didn't see any main/conrod bearings, only the caps. There are no actual bearing shells, right?

I got launched into the air somehow

>just got paid
>have played game pirated before
>autistic
>kinda want to drink

PASS ME THE PEER

>got 2 poop calls
>do first one, almost lose hose down well but otherwise no problems
>get to second one
>click hose and it just vanishes
>cant find it anywhere
>fuck it
>jump in well

could have just found an outhouse and reset that shit m8

Where does the fuel strainer go? I carelessly wailed it about with little success.

you can drink tap water

Looking at the enginebay from the front, it's like 10 0'clock. The part that bolts on goes on the left (passenger) wall.

you definitely can.

if you save and reload the pipe will be back on the truck fampie.

your shop gets me hard.
>nice floors
>looks insulated
>super clean for a shop
>sink

you have to click the tow hooks on the vehicles, front and back centers

fuck trying to fuel the car with the can

Finally got her running!:DDD

so...um, benz, you got anymore copies??

>finally finish installing engine/suspension
>push car into garage and fill with gas
>only manage a couple drops into the tank
>turn car on and sputters a few times and dies
>won't start anymore must need more fuel
>got shitters to clean, put jerry cans in shit truck and do my calls
>coming home, lose control on lousy yuropoor roads
>fuck my shit up but manage to get home
>oh shit, lost my fuel cans. must of glitched out of the cab when i crashed
>try going back to where i lost my shit
>perma died driving like a dork of pussy
>perkele

where do you attach the hood? I have it on the car but I cant find the bolts.

The hood hinges are on the front of the car. The hood lifts up opposite of most cars.

Eh, we'll see later tonight - maybe

Anyone got a good save without permadeath?

>he didn't turn the diff locker on

how do I fix a squeaky fan belt?

PERKELE

I CANT GET THE TOOLS OPEN

press F to pay respects

anyone have pro tips for carb tuning?

These are the only threads on Veeky Forums where people don't act like autistic bus riders and spout simplistic opinions on things they have no concept of in reality. Mfw the peer and sausages brought us together.

finally got the benismobile tuned into 15:1 warmed up!!!! :D:D:D:D

What am I doing wrong? I can get the race exhaust pipe on no problem when I tried but I'm in the process of making my car ready to pass emissions and I can't get stock exhaust pipe to fit. I got the check mark like twice in the last 30 minutes and it fell off the second I clicked it on. I don't have any other race components in.

I had the same issue. I would get the check mark, but when attaching it it would just fall off.

I experienced this once before when I tried to put the wheel bearing holder onto the car when the lower control arm wasn't fastened; it just kind of fell off.

But everything was attached. Headers were on and tightened. Still, only fell off when I tried to attached. Save/come back, same thing. Couldn't get it, went no-pipe until I died into a treeline.

[muffled perkele from beneath the ground]

going live again, going to try to get the engine done and in the car
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This game is too hard. :(
I don't even know where too begin when building an engine. The piston would attach to anything. ;_;

The doors, dashboard, everything just fall off. *abloobloobloo*

How long does it take for the mechanic to finish his business, I got engine/carb tuning and alignment.

Ya gotta bolt it down with the wrenches in the toolbox man.

Am I the only one who gets motion sickness playing this?

Which one do I use for the doors and trunk?

How the hell do I attach the front spoiler bumper? I took it off and now I can't get either one back on

You can, just install the front wheel hubs and the steering arms but leave them loose until the shafts are in.

try increasing the fov

That was one of the first things I did.
I am having this problem with more and more modern games. Also happened when playing Catlateral Damage, Just Cause 2, Oblivion, Tomb Raider Legends and others that I can't remember.

have you consulted a physician?

at some point I lost my muffler on the road. I don't even know where or how I'd begin looking for it.

It only took 2-3ish days for anyone interested.

Whats the best way to tow the car to the mechanic? Shit always falls off.

My axe disappeared when I set it down.
Is there a way to get another or something?

Why bother? There is not really a proper cure for it. I'll try the chewing gum method.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_sickness
Taking meds to be able to play games would be silly.

>Taking meds to be able to play games would be silly.
people take pills to eat cheese, so why not games? c'est la vie, friend :D

I drove mine there, I was just getting it tuned and alignment, I've actually never had to tow it oddly enough, never messed it up that bad.

How do you get the "rusting fast" achievement? I'm pretty sure hitting 20 for the second time would do it, right?

Have you tried carbonated drinks?

Doesn't work. I've wrapped the speedo around to 40kmh changing gear ratios and haven't gotten it. Nobody on steam has it either, and we've confirmed speeds by getting tickets.

How to not let that bastard slip down the tank when yanking it

I had it working (except for alignment), and then after reloading a save it wouldnt engage the clutch at all.

Tobacco livery soon...

>tfw I also have lactose intolerance
But cheese has more benefits than a specific game. Like, taking pills to eat milk derived foods seems OK to me. For games, I'd rather just avoid playing the ones that make me sick.
It is nasty because I feel like either puking or pooping.

Never heard that one and I wonder how this would work.

Doesn't work I just blew my speedo past 180 and wrapped it back around to 20kmh and didn't get it.