/owg/ - Overwatch General

Hana was always trash.

The 2nd map set in Britain

Amélie Lacroix
Look at this smug I want to hug.

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>be widowmaker
>enemy have a dva
>knock knock it's new patch
>need to give dva 2 fully charged headshots an another uncharged shot till get her out of her mech now
why tho

He's about to snap

D.lete dis

Why are 1v1 and 3v3 queue times so long?

Xth for half the heroes are useless and there are only like 5 maps

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New blue post

Then make a husbando post. Those are always welcome!

How does this comic makes you feel /owg?

No free box for first win anymore

Why did they take that away?

sad

1st for Eternal Leader of /owg/ his Royal Highness the Emperor of McCrees, Slayer of Taimou, Husband of Mendokusaii and Archbishop of Aiming 'Enumbre'

Sad. I just want to hug him and see him smile

It may have only been there for the first week, the 3 boxes for 9 wins are still there though.

Post rare ships.

JAJAJA

a guy who's stuck in low masters lol

/owg/ has 4 actual gm's and you praise a retard

Where does this pairing come from anyway? Is it because they're the two youngest characters in the game?

Based pokelawls proved Sombra is viable

Enumbre was #150 or something last time I saw him on moonmoons stream

>should we work on a new domination or tug-of-war mode?
>should we add more maps to already existing modes?
>lol, no, let's work on the meme mode nobody gives a shit about

Have something rare and dumb

Hello user, I couldn't help but notice that you haven't bought your daily quota of Overwatch™ Lootboxes™ from the Blizzard™ Store™.

Care to explain yourself?

The scavenger D.va skin, makes her look australian

You can just google enumbre and find his rank, it's not like you have to figure it out using smoke signals and an ouija board.
overbuff.com/players/pc/ENUMBRE-1733?mode=competitive

I have a rare pharah/hanzo art, but i've already turned my computer off, so you'll just have to use your imagination

But we know they're adding a KOTH map soon and there's always shit we don't know about.

>no one will ever like me
>no one will ever be comfortable enough around me to sleep against or on me
>widowfu will never sleep against me

Ah, yeah, that should've been obvious in hindsight. For that matter, I wonder why she has a Junker skin? Probably just because it looks cool, but what if it's ultimately lore-related?

Same reason Ana has a similar skin.

They like the post-apoc look.

I already bought your shit game. I'm not giving you any more money.

One map every 6 months is not enough user. The effort and resources they put into 1v1 could have been put into something else

When will Roadhog's brother be added?

i seriously got you man

Sombra is dumb. DUMB!

It makes me wanna bully him more. But in a very loving way, because reaper a cute. CUTE!

But this is his canon brother

>1st
>20 posts in

>widowfu will never sleep against me
This stings the most.

Oasis is coming dipshit and theres evidence for a Korea map too

Older but I don't know that anyone mentioned it. Ana is actually in the 1v1 pool but there's a bug that's prevented her from being picked.

If he was a real otaku he'd be wearing these.

>tfw to intelligent for spreading patterns

Sombra a cute. CUTE.

Fuck off, dumbcunt. There's no need to call me a dipshit you piece of fucking retard hick trash. Stupid fuck

I heard McCree was nerfed, did they nerf him hard?

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?

He wasn't nerfed

>If i let you cum inside will you promise me that i wont get pregnant ?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Overwatch Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Omnic, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained by a gorilla in warfare and I’m the top pilot in Overwatch’s experimental flight program. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, luv. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cavalry, luv. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Overwatch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Pulse Bombs all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, luv.

How do i remove screen tearing without fucking up my fps?

Anyone want to queue for 3s with me for the boxes?

I'm terrible at this game

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I main Sombra and Symmetra for their playstyles

No you retard, that's not how intercourse works, it's all probabilistic.

Fucking shitskins and their lack of understanding.

Gsync or freesync, albeit you add input lag if you use either one

Does the Origins Edition box come with anything or should I just buy it digitally? It's a few dollars cheaper to buy it physically in-store.

>Pick the dwarf guy
>Mei, Widowmaker, and Tracer on my team
Muh dick

why are the wait times for the arcade modes so long, 1v1 and 3v3 have short wait times but the rest take fucking ages

>only attractive people can be heroes
can i join the feel?

>I am trained by a gorilla in warfare

because arcade mode is garbage

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>only attractive people can be heroes
Then how do you explain Roadhog, Junkrat, Torbjörn, and Mei?

i got on to win 1 game
that was 4 hours ago

Whenever I see these heroes I instantly report twice, block and mute.

>Hanzo
>Symmetra
>Torbjorn
>Roadhog
>D.VA
>Sombra
>Bastion

Now for heroes that need specific requirements.

>Less than 50 hour and 50% winrate Widowmaker
>Tracer outside control points
>Pharah outside Ilios and Lijiang tower
>Genji on defense
>Mei on attack
>Zenyatta without Lucio
>Mercy on attack
>Junkrat outisde first point on Eichenwalde

Pick one of these heroes and consider yourself reported, blocked and muted.

Zarya and Sombra as well

>junkrat
>toblerone
>not attractive

I'll cut you, mate

>not wanting the 3 lootboxes

>Sombra
>unattractive
She isn't completely gorgeous like Young Ana or Pharah but I still find her oddly attractive

i thought i was an angry stupid nigger but you are the top kek angry faggot in overwatch, congratulations

>Roadhog
Some chicks with father issues like fat dudes
>Junkrat
Some chicks with a brother complex like skinny dudes
>Torbjörn
Manly as fuck with a massive beard
>Mei
Chubby chasers

>Roadhog, Junkrat
They are not heroes
>Torbjörn
Look at him hes pretty ok, young mercy was craving for his cogg

In case you needed more evidence that console plebeians are experiencing an inferior version of the game.

why have I played like 20 1v1s and not lose but when i get in comp I cant get past gold?

Salted

hello I haven't played in a few months

what's the meta

God, i would give anything to squeeze morrison's head between my thighs. How did blizzard suddenly become so good at making husbandos?

So the Origins edition of overwatch is $34.99 right now... I payed $40.00 USD for the regular game, how do I get the extra "Origins" content?

Why does he want to kill everyone associated with Overwatch?

fag

good thing you'll never block or report me, because I'm not in mid-gold

yeah

He hasn't had sex in a while. Makes you cranky

Because he died and believes it was Overwatch's fault

Reaper is a 'omfg thanks team' retard who overextended, his Mercy rezzed him but he threw a tantrum anyway.

>Threads alive as fuck during free weekend
>Threads completely dead now that it's over
More proof this game needs to go free to play already