I was given this shitbox, any idea how to make it fast?

I was given this shitbox, any idea how to make it fast?

forced induction

That is not a shitbox. That is a marvel of engineering. You should be proud of the automobile you have received. Right there, in your drive way, is something no one else will ever be able to give you again. It is dignity, ambition, and achievement. The short time you have on this earth with that beautiful Honda should be cherished. So hold your head high, and rejoice in your success. Unless that has a D-series, in that case kill yourself.

By sending me your wheels. I've been looking for a good set for a while but every time they're painted a shit color or they're beaten down. Fuck.

apparently its got some weird "b18c7" thing in it. probably slow, which means its still a shitbox.

>b18c7
fuck the fuck off you fake ass dipshit

Shitbox my ass.

You can tell someone loves that thing.

If you actually own that, I'm mad curious

Drive it off a cliff

>given this shitbox
>given

You don't need to be ashamed for buying a Civic, user. There's nothing wrong with them.

As far as how to make it fast, the question is, in what way? Sit you in the seat/fast in a straight line?
Fast on twisty roads?
Fast from redlight to redlight?