Sup Veeky Forums...

sup Veeky Forums, scored a decently paying job after university and now need your help looking for a new car; instructions are pretty special though. Budget is 70k Eurodollars

>nice interior and exterior quality, so nothing even remotely American
>reliability isn't a priority since I make enough to afford a new engine every month if necessary.
>sedan or big ass SUV, don't care about number of doors. No wagon though.
>don't care if AWD/RWD
>don't care if manual/auto
>don't care if new/used
>must be able to reach at least (!) 250 kmh, pref. no limiter
>I want it to look AS AGGRESSIVE AS POSSIBLE. If people see my car in their rear view mirror they should piss themselves in advance.
>inb4 compensating
I know. But I can afford it.

pic not related.

Twingo.

geo metro

Fiero with a bodykit

Fiat brava

>AS AGGRESSIVE AS POSSIBLE

here's a serious reply, OP

M4

You only think you can afford it.

pigfat
no dipstick

how about a fucking M3 then mate

new bmw products may not be as incredibly performing as older models, but they look menacing as f u c k

Op you wouldn't be able to afford an American car that met those childish requirements regardless of if you even wanted one.

right, because there are no well-designed and well-built American cars that can reach 250 kmh. That's why I don't want an American car.

yea, I'm considering an M. What about Audi, Lexus and MB?

760Li

Because fuck it, i would.

>audi
UNRELIABL
>merc
modern amg seems legit
>Lexus
good cars but new lexus' are ugly

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio.

>Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio.
goddamn

This.

>2016 bmw
>vacuum cleaner exhaust
>menacing
O i am laffin

You'll never drive it anyway no cars

GT-R R35
most people will be scared, corvette drivers probably instantly getting heart attacks

Buy a house. Living in a shit shack apartment with a nice car screams fucked up priorities.

This. Fucking do it.

Probably the best car to buy new but
>menacing

Are yuros so insecure they have to mention america/americans all the time?

Fucking this, I saw one approaching me last week and i had to swerve off the road so he wouldnt ass rape me

>AS AGGRESSIVE AS POSSIBLE
fuck off with that impotent bs
its like a sub 4 foot midget puffing him self up or a chiwawa gnashing and growling like its a big deal
pathetic shit that anyone can see right though

compare that to someone who sits back and does not say much
but when they do everyone else in the room pays attention and backs the fuck up

nigga I'm talking about driving. A car.

what about depreciation? It's still FCA after all

>I make enough to afford a new engine every month if necessary.

full of it

Audi S5 or a BMW 335i

If feeling like the hottest shit in town is what you want I recommend you start saving up for a brabus maybach

>buy a maybach
>realize it's just a fuckin mercedes

>after university
So a graduate job?
>70k
No fucking graduate job pays enough to have 70k spending money on a car.

Get back to university if you think financing is a smart option in this day and age.

Alfa Romeo Giulia.

>phd in math
>any job I want
>300k starting
Should have tried harder in school user

What a fucking prick

what was your phd about

bread on pay slip

>/thread

>I didn't read the thread: the post

>maths
You mean 30k, right ?

>thinking I don't notice the Veeky Forums banter

C63S > M4/M3

Nice fucking lies. I worked in investment banking and not even quants, that is the highest paid PHDs in the world, earned 300k starting. They started on 150k.

It's a meme you dips. An old one at that

I know, but that doesn't mean OP isn't a colossal retard for thinking his 50k starting job should enable him to buy a 70k car.

Fucker's probably still in trial period.

RS5

OR TT RS

>new bmw products may not be as incredibly performing as older models

guess that's the only way to endure the fact that your 20 year old m3 is shit by now

>pigfat glorified VW
>can't fully disable traction control
no thanks

I think he was referring to your ability to buy one, not your preference

>pitfat

So every car made in the last 10 years

Your heart already knows the answer

Cadillac CTS-V. Take a look at it before you right off any American vehicles. Also, fuck you.