What triggers you m8s?

GET OFF MY DAMN CAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

literally nothing.
I do the triggering :D

shimapan stickers.

That fucking file size
fuck you user

My RS4 has a front crank seal leak. Not looking forward to that bill.

I have a new a4 1.4l. I tell people on online forums it's and RS4.

Consider yourself lucky

Women standing on carbon fiber hoods and pretending to be asian

Name?
Source?

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What kind of fucking cuck lets a chick stand on his hood. Glad i don't know that guy.

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Is that a trap?

desu this guy triggers me. Not because he has her stand on the hood, but becuase he has her in general.
>no gf feels basically
>especially no gf to dress up for you and let you take pictures of her with carfu.

Yeah the dude is a legit pussy slayer in RL, got so many chicks asking to take pics of his car to add material to their modelling careers.

it better be

>3 black ice in the mirror
2fresh4me

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Funeral processions.

this

i've never seen ls meshies look so good

White people dressed as Japanese characters.

I get that Veeky Forums is not an anime board but if you're complaining about weeb shit on Veeky Forums then you're a dumbass. Just go on the reddit automotive section or browse scotty kilmer youtube comments

its a honda

nothing of value was lost

The car is already trashed so it is not like anyone would notice some heel marks.

YO upskirt?

3 f 5 u

It's easy. Just ask one of your girl friends: "hey can you wear a school girl outfit and model for me and my friends' cars?"

asshat parking

Cosplay is cancer no matter what.

this guy literally just posts pictures of this girl on facebook and Veeky Forums asking "what triggers you" to try to bait weebs every fucking week

its almost as meme as lap time poster

>Ontario license plate
Anyone recognize the skyline?

Huh, that's right across One Yonge street in Toronto.

toronto faggot

There's literally a building in the background that says TORONTO STAR

So obviously it's Montréal

>le cosplay ironic weeaboo slut standing on hood
>hood visibly bending from heels

lord

This is why I doubt it's real carbon fibre

>Anyone recognize the skyline?

Are you joking...?

Not the same girl.

Can confirm, it's that easy.

Carbon fiber hoods are for weight reduction, not rigidity

>my_sex_life.gif

When the lads lean on the body as opposed to the perfectly good bull bar and dent my shit up.

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>wheel looks like a Ferrari/Porsche-rapechild
>Boring Audi sucks and is boring

Unironically?

>Swirl marks on cars
>People texting and driving
>Cars in complete disrepair
>People who judge me for spending money I consider to be disposable as they buy the new iPhone 417 for 3000 dollars that has no more functionality than the 300 dollar competitor on the way to the WIC office
>people in passing lanes not passing
>people who don't know the right of way order at 4 way stops
>bicyclists on dangerous winding roads
>rubber-neckers
>excessive bumper stickers announcing their beliefs
>people not signaling (I signal coming out of my fucking driveway)
>unsecured payloads in trucks
>people who bitch about my driving because it's out of their "safe zone" because they don't know the limits of their car
>when people order pizza for a group with weird shit like spinach leaves and white sauce. Nigga you know only you like that shit

In no particular order

Base model lancers, also every modern french car

base model 3 series drivers

Base model lancer with the evo body kit

you are me, except come on swirl marks? not everyone washes and waxes their nineties corollas like it's their dream car

That's more of a personal trigger than a rational one. I'm reasonable with it though, obviously you don't polish a shit box.

This, you're not fooling anyone

why is this allowed

Anyone with a shitty car who knows nothing about cars or racing and think they can beat me in a stoplight race.

>>People who judge me for spending money I consider to be disposable as they buy the new iPhone 417 for 3000 dollars that has no more functionality than the 300 dollar competitor on the way to the WIC office
this i dunno why Veeky Forums always whinges about how much i spend on my n33t mobile

Fuck em

then people irl say 'get a better/newer/upper spec model'

REEEEEEEEE

With cars you can at least say that youd be spending money on a better platform for modding by buying a better car. However, I would agree there is diminishing returns after 15000 for a project/modding car.

>Ride motorcycle
>take off slow, scan for hazards, then accelerate to limit+5 ASAP to stay out of traffic and then cruise there until the next light
>fuck being near traffic
>that one faggot who creeps up at limit+15 to drive right next to me

>try it another way
>filter to the back of the line
>stay extra slow
>that faggot who goes just a little slower until they're close to me

LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Most cars from the 21st century legitimately make me upset.
>bar of soap on the outside, Matchbox plastic on the inside
>lmao ur a jetsetter Millenial, you won't mind a touchscreen bolted RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING DASH, rite?
>no RWD unless you can afford a five-digit racecar tax
>fucking gutless engine that's only marginally able to heave a shitbox to highway speeds, all for the benefits of... the same mileage as 25 years ago
>have to take it in to a shop if it breaks, which it will, because PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE HAHA YOU'LL JUST BUY ANOTHER RIGHT
Shit makes me want to kill a man.

Yes but carbon fibre is as stiff as steel

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>100% PSi
>100%
>%

Have you never seen a regular car hood bend?

MAXIMUM PRESSURE

Dude, we get it. You have a gf. You can stop posting photos of her all over the board. Post that shit to Instagram or something.

It's a different girl, and he already posts this on Instagram

>Person blows through stop sign/red light to get in front of me as i'm clearly doing 5-10+ the limit
>Does on the dot on the limit/5 under

>People who try and merge onto the 65mph freeway at 35mph

>Person going a bit under the speed limit
>Pass them at a sane speed, nothing crazy
>They flip the fuck out and start tailgaiting you/try and re-pass you at 40+
This is SUPER common with 40 somethings that haven't felt testosterone in the past 10 years then suddenly enter into their chad-mode from high school when ANYONE even DATES pass them in their shitty fucking silverado 1500.

>People who try and merge onto the 65mph freeway at 35mph
>when traffic is doing 80

>Have you never seen a regular car hood bend?
A lot of new car models from various makes have aluminum hoods, so the girl can't even lay down on those hoods, much less stand on them. There's that liz_mau5 girl in chicago that likes to climb up on fancy cars and have a selfie for her collection. She wears shoes while on the hood of course since she doesn't want to get her feet dirty.

is that a trap

fuck i hate cars

>is that a trap
An impending trap situation....If s/he steps around the hood much more, it will continue bending and crumple up to TRAP the feet.

what is his ig thanks

He's the guy that runs /osg/

of course it's some edm whore.

Slayer not playing the final command in 30 years

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Bro trucks already make me angry enough, but coal rolling is maximally disgusting.

Thats not his girlfriend it's a model who was at car meet.

Here is another one.

>it's an actual she, with a vagina
What a fucking waste.

Why are you so sure about that?

Also here is the photographer:
reddit.com/user/vVlifeVv

Gross looking white girls with no body or too blobby of a body trying to pose on a car.

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haha yeah, my girl friends haha I have like man a ton of 'em LMAO hahah is THAT EASY b-bags of sand

>150 hp

So you're a bottom?
Fag

>>people who bitch about my driving because it's out of their "safe zone" because they don't know the limits of their car
reminds me of
>driving with brother on our econobox
>going to pass a car on a uphill
>downshift and floor it
>"omg y u do this u gon break the car"
>"omg u accelerating to much u gon break"
>not even on 6rpm
>meanwhile he's on 4th 90% of the time lugging the engine all the time
I physically cringe when he drives, and he cant stop talking shit when I'm driving

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I made a joke about that girl having a dick on instagram

everyone took offense to it