/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

t. salty lizard who didn't get 1st

cats are not that important

Clean cats

reminder de.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/430a436b8bfc162786f81d479d13109b9a9524ff

Redpill me on Valvey.

Name our band

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blizzard account with diablo3+expac and overwatch for 1 year worth of time cards, yay or nay?

Do you actually put out or are you just slut posting?

I will breed with every cat posted in this thread.

Jokes on you, I got the OP.

>tfw to intelligent to hello-post

Why dont you lend money for a time card? They are not that expensive.
who are you?

poor seihai...

What's the best hairstyle for lizardman?

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not this one

>cucking s'eihai with turbosluts
wow

This game has made me hate catgirls
I used to be indifferent
now i hate em

viva la catbois!!

name/server/marital status/sexual preference

30 bucks is a lot for a poorfag like me

can I use this in NA?

Cummin for that tummy...

i want to rape a catboy

I'm going to cuddle you one of these days.

This game has made me want to rape catgirls. Slam them on their backs and invade their little pussies with my throbbing cock as they lose their minds as their eyes roll back in their heads and they start drooling all over themselves

why would you hate the best race?

I'm not cucking anyone...

Depends how friendly you are

banana chan please dont run away from my /pets

i want to make this catboy my personal sex slave

>that feeling when she tells you something but you can only imagine doing lewd things to her boobs

Why must all pretty people around me always wear lewd and revealing clothing?

no

WHO ARE YOU

$30 is not that much for others. Friends?

Mado will die.

*meows in swedish*

oh hey you are you doing okay

yeah but I dont like to ask for money, I preffer so exchange, ence why im willing to give my blizz account, dont even play diablo and overwatch bores the shit out of me after 3 games, while I can play FFXIV all day and dont get bored

Post people of the rain.

is this Veeky Forums?

Wouldn't it be weird if you had a drink and felt dizzy and passed out?

Then you wake up on a bed and you realize you are naked and your ankles and wrists are tied to each bedpost? Then you see mama mado walk into the room in BDSM gear and whisper in your ear "Let's have some fun, little kitty" as she slips a blindfold over your eyes and begins to stick three of her long nailed and graceful elezen fingers into your vagina?

Wouldn't that be just weird?

>he still hasn't been webbed

that aint effay no

Pretty well! First time in ages to come back to /xivg/ seems like nothing really changed.

no its trash, now become a xaela and keep the skin and use wild hair
long
wild
unkempt hair
nothing styled
nothing groomed
just wild and long

I'm not sure if this is a trick question and you look for the un-friendly one. I'm probably too kind.

Yeah but I don't wanna be a Xaela

Monk is the WORST class

The state of this general is an abomination against the Lord.
As an agent of our Heavenly Father, and recipient of His word, I have come here
to bestow thine Lord's commandments, if thou would choose to not follow these most
Holy of commands, you are a heretic, and are a contributor to the state of this
general's current state of degeneracy and ERPosting. Behold, the Lord's Commands:

I: Thou shalt not avatar post.
II: Thou shalt not discuss sexual perversions, for these abominations have not an onze
of relevancy to the topic of Final Fantasy XIV, and only server to rot thine mind.
III: Thou shalt only discuss the game, Final Fantasy XIV, or any game relevant to the general,
including references to past Final Fantasy games, or any crossovers during the relevant time.
IV: Thou shalt not post inane comments of no substance or relevancy.
V: Thou shall strive to help thine's fellow Warriors of Light on their respective journies,
through constructive criticism, gameplay tips, and guides.
VI: Thou shall share any interesting or esoteric discoveries found while in-game. Including,
but not limited to hidden areas, exploits, or mechanics.
VII: Thou shalt not parse DPS.
VIII: Thou shalt not show signs of racial supremacy, we are all the Lord's children, and we are
all equal in His Divine gaze.
IX: Thou shalt not engage in sodomy, for it is an abomination on the heterosexual relationship
engineered and constructed by the Holy Father. This includes futanari, crossdressers, homosexuals,
any non-heterosexual or non male/female.
X: Thou shall instigate conflict with those who refuse to take the Lord's Holy Words into account.
Resorting to violence against heretics is not only permitted, but encouraged. We are not a religion of peace.

With that, I shall continue to preach the Heavenly Father's Word, as is mine duty and my passion, and the
Lord's Will to see that this general becomes great again. Praise the Lord.

And then makes him wear a diaper and encourages him to make a quote "stinky winky mess" end quote?

he's cute, ignore other post there are too few raen boys

anyone got that list of ebins that user wanted to torture?

No one likes to ask for money. Ask for a little bit of help, tell them subs run out and you can't afford to renew, I'm sure someone will be gladly to help out.
And down the line you will regret giving that stuff away I'm sure.

>claims christianity
>posts a false idol
you're going to hell m8

If I was them, I'd be scared. The degenerate purple will stop at nothing!

I did not once claim Christianity. You speak lies and slander against an agent of the Lord.

Rio relax

>tfw no dominatrix elezen to punish me
I don't even know why I keep on living.

then youll always be mediocre trash

You're the worst class!

shut up

I'm not ftelly...

nope well there's more drama and more salt but its still the same

shut up pussy

List your favorite males and what you'd do to them

>not Halone
>no parsing
I'll fight you and call it a crusade.

Ippiki:Buy him a wig

Ex roulette anyone?

Hot

Cease your attempts at sodomy at once.

Halone is a diety that my Lord and Order revere, there is not a need for conflict. However, parsing is a sin, but you can repent for it before the diety of your choice. Praise the Lord.

What deity do Miqo'te believe in?

Moonies like the fuck-goddess because they're all sluts.

I'm at the Wolves' Den if you want to

That actually sounds reasonable.
I'm in.

Guess you'll have to find out some how

Tbh, Excalibur and Aegis shield zeta scream for that armor

Anyone wanna do anything fun?

Sorry, I need to get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow if you're not afk all day.

yeah let's do Ex roulette you fucking shit for brain

You're trying too hard Elk.

There are?

Sure, as long as it's around this time or a little later, I'll be around and not afk sleeping

I haven't done my dailies yet so why not.

Please cease posting comments of this calibur, it detracts from this general's overall quality.

I guess I will. Just dont know when would be a good time. I have actually never seen you around ingame.

I'm not that swedish /r9k/ poster...

>made a suncat
>told when I first started playing by a friend that cats worship menphina
>learn shortly after that it's only moonies that do
>have to bullshit some excuse as to why my cat worships the other race's deity

New day, new set of people who should have their face bashed in