League of Legends General - /lolg/

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>still playing flex when you know the mmr is messed up
Only got ya self to blame solo que is out.

I have never been in a game where fizz didn't end up with 20+ kills.
Why do smurfs love playing that little shit?

Irelia is the best underrated girl. Y'all can keep those sluts Ahri, Sona, Kat, and Riven.

REMINDER IF YOU HATE THE NEW CLIENT
Riot Games/League of Legends/RADS/system
user.cfg with notepad
yes to no

Take off those tear-stained rose-tinted goggles for a moment.

The new client is better in every way.

How do we fix the cancer that is Garen?

agree

>people bitch every season that they want a hard reset
>Rito says no that's bad idea
>accidentally get one
>people bitch that it's horrendously mismatched
GEE FUCKING JIMMY WILLICKERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Strip him naked and have him get buttfucked by his sister.

>Complaining about Garen of all things

/lolg/ just gets dumber and dumber today doesn't it?

Even if the game just auto-won for you you'd still complain about it.

Why haven't we gotten the Poppy and Braum chromas yet?

Same reason we haven't gotten Soraka or Akali chromas yet.

reign in your high horse there, chucklefuck
i love the new client, and use it, but it's much more hardware dependent than the old
they haven't ironed out performance issues yet so people who can't/won't fork out the money for a pc from this decade can barely use it
as an ex-toaster user i'm just trying to help out my fellow man

>All these Viktor appearances on competitive play
>The new comic bears some similarity with jhin and him on that fucker who no one remembers
>the lore updates
>the Zaun icon on the PBE
>him being on Camille reveal

Is he finally getting a new skin?

How does such top tier wife material go so unnoticed

Get kills and can snowball easy.
>Garen
HAHAHAHA
You have to be is Wood5 to have a hard time with him or ya just trolling.

>Playing League
>We have taken zero towers
>The enemy team just took one of our inhibs
>They're all talking that poopy in all chat
>Me and my team get our shit together
>Group and start taking objectives
>Turn a hopeless situation around
>Enemy team cannot win teamfights against us, we ace them every time
>We manage to turn this shit situation into a win
>Three of us including myself get an S rank

stop facechecking bushes

But why they want to restrain me? They're both pretty powerful in physical terms... My guess is, that if they're not in heat, they gotta be pretty submissive when it comes to sex.

I will have you know that every user is allotted 1 champion and 1 item to complain about PER THREAD, and I have not used mine yet, so if you please.
If I want to use my complaint on Garen, I have every right, as CLEARLY specified in the rules of conduct.

Thank you and ta-ta

Bring back real URF

He should.

It's been too long. It'd be crazy if they didn't.
And seeing we're inevitably getting a Piltover and Zaun event soon, I wouldn't mind Viktor and Jhin getting debonair skins.

>playing league
>we have taken 0 towers
>they just took an inhib
>surrender vote failed 1/4
>surrender vote failed 1/4
>surrender vote failed 1/4
>lose 15 minutes later anyways because our entire team was afk but the enemy team was afk
ftfy

For the Zaun event they will announce new skins For Annie, Teemo and Lux

Do not read this post if;

1. you are triggered by true damage
2. triggered by anything fiora
2.5 triggered by camille
3. Triggered by feminists
4. legitimately hate Reddit

reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/5e96h4/at_level_18_camilles_second_cast_of_q_converts/

Holy fuck this is disgusting.

>tell D4 Karma that I won't gank a lost lane as a freaking tank jungle vs a fed Vayne
>"so that's why you're silver"

>your support rushes frost queen
>then redemption
>just then she gets sightstone
>by 20 min she has 168 in the passive poke gold from frost queen
>i tell her to poke more and she says nothing
>she keeps pinging that she has ult but never ults when needed
>by the end of the game she placed the second less wards in the game

but you are the bad one ;D

LET 'ER RIP

>HAVING TROUBLE WITH DIAPERMAN OF ALL CHAMPIONS

>camille isnt meant to be an assassin

>Nidalee
>lives in jungle
>hunts to survive
>wears basically a strap and loincloth
>cougar
>submissive in bed

>Shyvana
>HALF. FUCKING. DRAGON
>submissive in bed

Yeah no

pastebin.com/xr1aK6Dz

Some Camille smut. Taking requests as well.

>Riot would actually do this

Just change teemo for Ahri there you go.

>no amumu skin on zaun event

why I quit lol tbth

If Rumble ever met Zac would they become friends?

God help Aatrox

Dodging ARAMs should be punishable by death.
Discuss.

Depending on which tank jungler you were they're not wrong.

We took our first tower right after they took an inhib

>triggered by feminists
We've come full fucking circle haven't we.

NO SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE BUILT TANKY LIKE EKKO AND FIZZ STOP SAYING CAMILLE IS ASS ASSIN PLEB REEEE LEARN TO PLAY NOOB LOL NO WONDER YOURE STILL BRONZE OMG THIS GUY
THIS MATCH
THIS JUNGLER
WHY
THIS ADC
REPORT YASUO FEED AND FLAME

Jinx meeting Twisted Fate ;3

>tfw botrk is good again
lads this is great

>Deal twice as much damage to champion than my ad "carry" while building roughly half defenses
>No loss prevented

Eh?

is futa fine?

Do you take yuri? Can Irelia meet Akali?

>Zac encouraging Rumble to hit the gym
>He coaches him around a bit

I kinda want to see something about this now.

quick /lolg/ I'm playing Ekko mid, should I try to snag in a tanky item for late-game? New to him.

Her default skin is a design mess on top of having a bland personality. Some good skins though. Her kit is strong but considering the concept of "telekinetic swordmaster", it's a boring as shit example of the "tanky dps every two weeks era".

What you was ya playing and what AoE did you have?

People that tend to be pretty dominant in their
main time like to lie back and just let others
do/decide as they please.

I don't actually know if she has a bland personality or if it's just never explored

She strikes me as really loyal and caring though.

I think she leglocking

I've heard that before but is there any proofs?

Maybe you're just boring but I don't imagine most of the league girls being sexually submissive to an user. Maybe to Darius or another one of the league dudes, but not to someone like us.

>riot tries to make an assassin
>they make a fighter tank

>riot tries to make a fighter tank
>they make an assassin

CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP

this is a thing?
korean adc masteries

>hope Rylai's gets gutted because it's busted on everyone
>at the same time play Mordekaiser

>plat v
the worst

Bland personality because her lines are all generic shizzle and she does and says nothing that hasn't been done and said 100 times before by every generic stronk female swordmaster no. 233

Also her default skin is a mess, there was no direction when she was created.

Just because it's used by a Korean doesn't automatically make it the best possible option.

i'll look it up.

youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc

It's a more defensive option.

I don't see why he wouldn't run it with at least feast but also vampirism. Kinda contradictory to skip executioner damage for defense stats and then drop the other defensive stuff.

Every champion from that era has bland and generic lines though. They just didn't put as much effort into it

I like her default skin desu, but Aviator is best

maybe a ga if you really need it

>Mordekaiser will always be reliant on rylai no matter how unimpressive his AP scaling is just because he cannot function without the slow
>Until Riot decides to give him some slight mobility or cc so that he can live without it
>Just like they kept saying MOBILITY IS KASSADIN'S IDENTITY WE WON'T NERF IT until they gutted his R because they had enough of him being top tier for the 23th time

Iv been pondering this myself too. For example Elise is super super popular in Korea and has high WR but in europe pickrate/WR is three tiems lower.

Why is this? It doesnt make any sense

>2.3k true damage
>Able to out-smite the jungler twice over with true damage

Remember shes naturally tankier than Nautilus so shes hurt much less for going for stupid damage builds than regular champs.

Koreans like spiders.

Do you think so?

psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/201206/dominant-or-submissive-paradox-power-in-sexual-relations

I don't know. I don't think user is that boring desu.

was just wondering since i would have never thought of that (don't play ad anyways), looked pretty weird

>Can't be Knocked out of Q
>E only scales with AD
>W heal increased by 100%

there, I fixed Aatrox and made him competitive. That was hard.

>Huge fit guy in a suit of dragon armor
>Has a pathetic little shield
>Slim robot girl with no legs
>Tanky as hell

defend this

>Elementalist Lux still not purchasable
Maybe I should just go force myself to sleep and hopefully when I wake up it'll be there...

+ she has way higher base health and armor

You see, if They buff ANY fighter, shitters will whine because Riot overbuffed all the tanky items Way back.

It's like how they refuse to remove Fizz and Ekko from being Tanky Assassins.

>TFW enemy laner gets dark seal because I'm karthus and is fishing so hard for a kill but can't get it because of safe farming with Q

Is there a comfier feel?

>when you see Mordekaiser's base stats

>Huge fit guy protected by armor
>Slim woman is protected by the most advanced technology on the planet
hmm

Yeah just go to sleep dude
And even then, you can wait, right?

Do you think Syndra has a foot fetish?

This is an interesting article but it doesn't really talk about the "assertive in the street, submissive in bed; submissive in the street; assertive in bed" claim.

I'm still gonna say you can't really be submissive to someone who is significantly less sexually experienced than you. You might not be having your way with them, but you're at least leading them on.

>forgetting that 2.3k is well over the base max HP of every single champion in the game except for Alistar, who will have less than 100 HP remaining

Is Kindred better for it or should I still avoid playing them?

When you come out of laning phase 4/0/6 and ask the enemy team to admire your perfect score and they respond with
>You got all of those kills with your ult though

>Riot don't just get a gook codemonkey to do sweeping base stat changes.

I swear tons of champs would be made viable simply from base stat changes.

And Kled, who will drop to his max hp because that instakills Skaarl.