/pdg/ Payday The Heist & Payday 2 General

Happy Dallas Edition

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>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Frankistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

Other urls found in this thread:

pd2weapons.com/l/5f21a0191a244c00f175920c031986b1
youtube.com/watch?v=FiVhrsOqDXA
twitter.com/almirlisto/status/801086922819072001
youtu.be/4M3jbHwUEwA
crowdrise.com/24000-is-so-much-more-than-a-number/fundraiser/georgiavancuylenburg1
steamcommunity.com/market/listings/218620/BRONCO .44 REVOLVER | El Toro Furioso, Mint-Condition
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

oops
real previous thread

dead game

why does Dallas wear a black suit in that picture

Also is that a noose around his neck?

4th for the coherence of the payday lore.

who's bunny

bonnie

who is cheerio

Jiro

who am i

me

Is piglet with the fugitive reload skill worth it or the GL40 is still less awful to use ?

get gude get hoxhude

who are you

I haven't played this fucking game since 2013 and jumped back in a couple days ago, literally not knowing anything about it.Wasn't even aware that this game still had a running general.

The set is pretty fucking fun since I can just mow down everything in overkill and still compete on mayhem with a competent team, although it's propably not min/maxed to the extreme.
Sure sucks that so many fun guns are restricted via DLC, but I'm still glad that I got some of them for free.

Anyway, rate my dogshit memes and thank you for reading my blog.

pd2weapons.com/l/5f21a0191a244c00f175920c031986b1

>mow down everything in overkill
overkill is a fucking joke
literally everything is viable

Max fps is not limited to 135 anymore.

>ICTV armor with KSP and Vagina Puff loadout,

Sooo mainstream. You could try a dodge build for a change.

I think you should use Muscle perk deck and put some points on Transporter or Artful Dodger tree for some speed

Weapon pack 1:
FTBM8-702DW-GRK9W
XHK7H-V6Z7I-Z4DN4
9ZCA3-9PRXH-A9HLR
CGGHC-46GMP-2N20P
N6H8H-QDWAP-Q8ZEC

>N6H8H-QDWAP-Q8ZEC
Ashley, you are making my day today. Thank you so much!!

>GoonMod released on 17th
>Already out of date

REEEEEE

Ashley please stop posting codes, i'm on a cooldown :(

Were you trying to get Humble Bundle codes?

_no

I haven't played this in awhile. What's the word on everything?

>9ZCA3-9PRXH-A9HLR
I don't know who you are, user.

But thank you.

...

And did they ever fix haxhud?

>being a hacker
FUCK OUT OF HERE

We had halloween update with was a bit meh and a pointless open beta but an hispanic heister with a trump mask and green bridge should be coming soon.

>CGGHC-46GMP-2N20P
Thank you Ash!

>tfw you want to hear waifu Sydney tell you to sit on her dick but you're a poorfag
Anybody want to play with me so I can hear her talk?

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=FiVhrsOqDXA

>Sydney will never show you her Melbourne Shuffle moves

why even live

...

Just use WolfHud. It does the same things but better.

>CHEATING

>twitter.com/almirlisto/status/801086922819072001

almir's voice makes me wet

trashly pls
aren't you married?

>pls don't hurt meh

almir confirmed bottom bitch

Missed it.
Do you have any Gage Assault codes?

Trashley pls more codes!

>you can get 17 concealment with a minigun

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Keep The Party Going (slakt_4)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Just Like The Old Days (daily_helicopter)
Brought to you by Dragan.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>you will never cuddle with sydney

it hurts

she looks like that retard from avatar. the water bitch

what did he mean by this?

which one?

>mega sydney
>still no mega jacket
genuinely upset

mega upset amirite

>Mega Sydney
>have to donate for almir to shave his beard

>mega sydney

more like delete this post right now amirite

>Scam donation
>10 bucks is the minium
>Fucking mega sidney
The only thing I would want is that beard fuck getting shaved.

>you can donate any amount you want
>10 bucks minimum
:joy: :ok_hand:

no

but user all those poor americans need your money

>tfw it's almost all funded
are you kidding me

>checked around 5k
>refresh
>6.6k
welp

What are you all going on about?

Mega Sydney mask

GEORGIA SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING TEDDIES

Donate whatever you want(bullshit is 10$ minium donation) to a scam in order to get Mega Sidney mask and get the jew shaved.

mega wick when?

I get that but what scam are you talking about?

>americans

This one.
youtu.be/4M3jbHwUEwA

crowdrise.com/24000-is-so-much-more-than-a-number/fundraiser/georgiavancuylenburg1

How would it even look like?
Glasses with only one lens?

Pic related.

How long before the beta makes the game more easy outside of Mayhem

How much do I have to donate to keep the beard

No seriously why am I not seeing #SaveTheBeard

/pdg/ I don't want to see the beard go

the game already is easy outside of mayhem

Where does the CrowdRise page log our steam info or email address. As to get the Mega Sydney mask.

the same place where it says goliath is OD viable

Where can I pre-order my Almir Beard Sweaterâ„¢?

Jacket Character Pack: KBR3X-QITCR-45K6E

Got it
Thanks user

Got another?

GET THE FUCK UP

Dead

Update when
Chico when

prolly around christmas

gonna see almir again according to

Too fucking bad, Enjoy seeing a fatter and much more depressed version of pic related soon.

>own Completely OVERKILL Pack
>don't get Mega Sydney
>but Sydney is already pretty shite

This is pretty conflicting

The only thing we really have are Mega original heisters masks and maybe the mega kawaii for some fags, basically this is a 10$ Mega mask.

What weapons have the best shared pickup rate? For maximum turret build?

grenade launchers

Anyone wanna play the game?

Aren't grenade launchers only good when another weapon is full? I've tried dual GL and was picking up like 1 grenade per 5 boxes, Nugget + GL was far better.

>steamcommunity.com/market/listings/218620/BRONCO .44 REVOLVER | El Toro Furioso, Mint-Condition

guys, GUYS

WTF IS GOING ON? I GOT TONS OF FREE SKINS AND COP SAFE AND DRILL JUST BECAUSE I ENTERED GME RIGHT NOW. PLEASE TELL ME I WONT LOSE MY LEGIT SHIT ANY TIM IN THE FUTURE.

FUCKING END OF THE STEAM MARKET GUYS

IT'S HABBENING

It's COP safe and drill and all skins from both community safes including legendaries all mint.

holy shit same, wtf did OVK do?

CHECK YOUR STEAM INVENTORY IN GAME THEN IN YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT

HOLY SHIT

I GOT A COP SAFE 4 FREE

>can't see the overkill safe or drill
huh

this is a real nice time to add legendary weapon customization

>crashing the payday steam market
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

>all these skins

what the fuck

also who said they got a free safe, don't see one in my inv

at least 2 of us got COP safes free that we could open