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The 883

any honda

...

Anything with a big white brand name sticker on the side
Warm yellow or racing red

hnnngggg

Where's the battery on the SV650?

>having a battery

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>i still haven't made any new Webms so just imagine this is a webm of a blue SV650ITSNOTAGLADIUSISWEAR except not crashing

Terrible line

Under the seat, near the rear cyl

under the seat.

>looks like shit
>performs like shit
what am i missing?

>racing on the street
>he still didn't offroad the not-gladius

>performs like shit

It's not even out yet.

why is this a gifum not a gaypeg

>what is a dyno

What bikes represent the alignments?

Show me a dyno for it.

none stop being retarded.

Will I be able to connect a wire to charge a phone or a gps?

yes

Oh man these are some top tier implyings

yes, but do it from an ignition source not the battery itself unless you want to have a bad time.

That way it won't draw current while the bike is "off".

sorry I should clarify, by ignition source I mean somewhere on the bike that gets power by the ignition being switched to "ON"

because webms are the future, user.
embrace it.
>no webms
nice photoshop

The only alignment axis bikes need is homosexuality, with closeted on one end and flamboyant on the other.

this nigga is right.

easy to use would be the sidelights, or the lights for the dashboard.

Do I have to cut the cable of the ignition source and manually connect the wires or will I be able to attach the new one at the end of the ignition source cable?

depends on if you have acess to one of those

Uh. I guess I'll just ride with a battery at first.

cuckfe a Harley Softail and ur anoose will look like a pink and brown penile logjam.

Those piercing connectors are evil corrosion prone pieces of shit.

Taking a good line isn't only beneficial in racing.

looks like the best thing ever for me.
no matter what you say that gixxer will be mine.
keep buying your Cuck bike and financing German rapefugee.
at least maybe this time they won't need the car division of BMW to save them like the 10 past year

you got the 2017 dyno ? post it nigga

You might be able to find a fuse that is hot only when the key is on and use one of those fuses that add a circuit

>cuckold: the post

>vuitton rolling in his grave right now

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>tfw can't do burnout's

>plate mount

Loving the condom style packaging of these crush washers

That's advanced ribbing

Practice on smooth parking lots cement or the likes, then do the same wherever once you're confident.

It isn't hard at all, just need to know how to manage the front preventing it's slip.

44teeth.com/bridgestone-h50-tyre-big-fat-americans/

>Lacking sufficient knowledge in US heifers, I opted for an 883 Sportster because it looked trendy and slightly naughty. 20 minutes into the ride, it was soon apparent that this was the worst bike I’ve ever ridden: gutless, lacking anything that resembles suspension damping, and left my limbs left fizzing after being tortured by vibes. No amount of Gucci rubber could remedy such woes.

Fuck I love 44t

>go for ride to deliver something
>bike has troubles starting
>fill her up and check tire pressure
>front is somehow above 3 bar, rear below 2
>get tire pressure right and ride on
>get stuck in a trafic jam
>most people don't even know the concept of lane splitting it seams
>go ride on an unpaved road
>all kinds of angry people because why would I ride on a unpaved ROAD
>ride back after delivering shit
>try to clear mind by WOT
>still can't get her out of my mind

So how is your sunday going?

>woke up at 10:30
>checked some shit on the internet
>had lunch with family
That's it as of now
I'm about to head out to study chem with a friend

>"study with a friend"
Sure thing

>got up
>ate
>nothing
>played two matches in dirty bomb
>back to nothing
awake since 4 hours and want to sleep again

Y?
Is it the study part or the friend part you have a problem with?

Don't mind it. But when I went "studying with a friend" I didn't learn much, from the subject we were learning about that is.

Well, it's like a mutual assurance thing
If i'm alone i usually last 30 min before i stop paying attention

who is this guy

Patrick Jane

what corner?

what lean?

left
about 33 degree

why is he being posted so often?

is /dbt/ a huge fan of this guy?

>not being a fan of Patrick Jane
What's wrong with you?

yes, the mentalist is a great series.

Eh, the series is mediocre but Patrick Jane is goat.

Drinking green tea right now, by the way.

i don't watch tv anymore

>is a goat
>not watching crime series
I wasted the complete day yesterday doing so

1 - Honda
2 - Suzuki
3 - Mv Agusta
4 - Kawazaki
5 - Triumph
6 - Aprilia
7 - Harley Davidson
8 - Yamaha
9 - Ducati

>simon baker is like the only worthwhile person to have ever come out of my hometown

>MV agusta
>any kind of "good"

Surprised the yamaha defense force wasn't here first

I hold no special feelings about any manufacturer other than pure hatred for MV agusta.

Fuck this bike is hard to turn at low speeds

Maybe I should have gotten a different first bike

it was just a feeling bros, MV look greats and want to do great things, they give sensations, they're aggressive and hard to ride, but deep down you just love them.

I just imagined how their "character" would be if they could speak or have a personality.
I forgot BMW btw, maybe their position would be 5 instead of triumph.

It's destiny was the track

orlando.craigslist.org/mcy/5814155532.html

good deal?
should i be worried about the mileage?

and the back tire needs to be replaced right?

K1600 roadster when?

When you are an old man

>ducutti as first bike

Fucking idiot

Did you take the msf course?

no

bike is never the problem.

You are the problem.

Slip clutch, rear brake, get your vision right.

Practice Practice Practice.

I'm officially cursing you through the internet right now, you are to do at least an hour of dedicated low speed practice a week or your dick will fall off.

The bike was obviously dropped or lowsided, painted fairings and scratched exhaust pipe are a dead give away. You can use that to haggle him down a bit more.

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>ducatti as first bike
>waaah I can't go slow
>no msf course

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahaa
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

TO BE FAIR

Monsters are 2 cylinder V twins

So it will be lumpy and sudden as fuck when starting off

Not like jap bikes at all

Any one ever owned a zx7r?
What are they like to live with? Reliable? Problems?

Pics for attention

Highly suggest you stop riding and take the course, that bike should handle fine at low speeds, unless you're talking about the bad fuelling and crappy throttle that some monsters have, in which case you'd probably have to work on your ecu, and you should still take the msf, if you love your baiku, you'll do it.

What the fuck is an "msf"

nice spelling, you inbred cunt

I ride a 2 cyl v-twin.

Clutch slipping eliminates the "lugging", it's not a problem. Even then, we ride them down in the lug zone with no clutch you just gotta watch the rear brake.

I'm just trying to stamp out any "maybe it's the bike and not me" before it evolves into a full on "I'll do x when I buy y bike" complex and we've lost user into the ether forever.

bad fuelling and throttle response shouldn't matter for low speed stuff, if he's not confident and starting out he will have the throttle basically locked in one spot and just be controlling torque to the wheel by the clutch and rear brake.

It's the Motorcycle Safely Foundation course that the Americentric cunts have in their country. Graduates provably die less than plebs who learn by farting arou d in their driveway

>wake up
>60f for no reason
>ok.jpg
>take the ninja for a cruise
>have good time

I'm home now taking a shit. Probably going to go into work today so I can take tomorrow off since I got some new iMacs being delivered to my house that I need to be there to sign for