/bfg/ - Battlefield General

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>Americans get the most sugar

I turn on the music when playing operations just because the first seconds of every sector is godlike.

>Horn section and whistles blaring
>Dudes yelling
>First few guys that run out get mowed down merciless whilst explosions go off everywhere

Shit's fucking hype.

>still playing this shit

LMAO

kys or get the a-10

Bad Maps
Bad Weapon balance
No Variety
No Customization

Easiest uninstall of my life

They aren't talking about the soldiers, those are the citizens' sugar rations.

Correct me if I'm wrong

Playing assault has not prepared me for recon. I just want my hatchet, /bfg/ help me.

I really want to like the game. Level 10 in all four classes (not tanker, cavalry or pilot because I never bother waiting) but I feel like there is nothing more to do except those challenges and get skins. I have a shitload of warbonds lying around with nothing to buy it on. I wish weapon customization would be reworked and add more guns. Give me something to work forward to.

>Battlepacks are $2 each

What kind of jewery is this

WHAT THE FUCK EA?!?!
THE GAME LITERALLY MENTIONS HITLER!!

Does it? I never noticed that. I knew he was a runner or something, but I don't remember anywhere in the game that mentions hitler

Just a loading screen message
Did you know Hitler was a fucking thing and got awarded this medal by some Jew

>got awarded this medal by some Jew
Whom he later gassed

>playing for unlocks

maybe minecraft is more your thing

Play Operations or rush, they're more scout friendly

I mean I didn't play for progression to just say I 100% the game, I just mean I always had a kick out of trying out new weapons and trying to make them work. I still play the game with friends but theres not much to look forward to until a DLC or some shit comes along.

So if a game mentions Hitler in a loading screen you're allowed to have a swastika in the game?

That's quite a leap

>but I feel like there is nothing more to do except those challenges and get skins

i'm all for new and more guns as much as the next guy but what do you wanna customize ?
if i had all the guns from the get go i wouldnt even mind not having to unlock a single fucking thing. just play to have a good round

Yes. How in the fuck is a Swastika offensive but the name Hitler not?
Also, all these people with custom emblems that are nothing more than dicks cumming

Swastika is the symbol of the Nazi Party which people associate with genocide and as a hate group.

Hitler is a historical figure, and they're merely mentioning him in a historical context.

They'll probably ban the dicks too if it makes you feel better.

>Hitler is not associated with the Nazi Party
>Hitler is not associated with genocide
>Hitler is not associated with a hate group

That's quite a leap

Eat shit wehraboo

He is, but he's also a historical figure who took part in WW1 which is was the game was mentioning.

If you change your emblem to "The Third Reich was an large part of 20th century European history" I'm sure you won't get banned.

Swastika translates to "good fortune". It is a sacred symbol in several religions.

Fuck these over-sensitive jews

In that case why don't you hang a swastika flag outside your house, see how that goes.

Not going to take down my Confederate flag to make room for that. Plus, here in America we have freedoms and no harm could possibly come from that.

i did and my neighbours bring me dal and naan now

>tfw airfam
>tfw now that the aa is gone i can actually help my team
based /dice/

>log in to game
>absolute rape fest at grappa
>literally can't even spawn
>go find another server
>getting headshotted every 5 seconds by snipers in fort
>spawning on tanks
>shotgunned in the back

Some days I feel it's just best to not even play. Either luck is shitting on me or I don't have my battle sense, whatever it is

W L
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>still wrecking dumb airchavs because they think the AA nerfs make them invincible
A competent pilot is a real fucking pain in my ass though.

i didnt mind the damage the aa did to me what i did mind was that one shot was enough to alter my course and send me crashing down.

>plane shitters who can't dogfight getting mad that I kill them

>tfw 0 hackaccusations yet
FeelsBadMan

>airchavs complimenting me when I shoot them down multiple times in arty trucks
>mfw I picture them as crying wojak face hoping that I'll leave them alone if they're nice to me and suck me off in chat
>mfw bullying them further until they silently leave the server

>AA shitters' faces when they can't kill planes with 1 burst anymore

N-nice kill user, that took skill

...

>mfw vanilla Artillery Trucks are better AAs than actual AA
>airshoot an Attack Plane chav farming infantry and talk shit to him so many times that he stays on the ground with his buddies/in a A7V hunting me for the rest of the map

Try tank whoring, they come in fast and heavy

Anyone for domination(PC) ?

Revision 6 WHEN?

It's been over a week

>still no pancho villa

>tfw you got Pancho Villa after scrapping your silver plated pistols

RIP C93

>some 75/15 base scout wondering what went wrong in that operation we didnt win
>cap A, run to B - A gets retapped by 2 guys while 5 of our allies idle outside of burn

Battlepacks switch out on Wednesday

Medals on Sunday

>still no new revision
>sitting on over 1200 scrap
>decide to roll the dice and buy an enhanced pack as I already own 3/5 of the current legendaries
>it's the Pancho Villa

FUCK YES!

>still posting this shit

I got some fan mail on console. If I can manage that, then so can you

What would you guys like to see in the next patch? Here's my wishlist:

>limpet charge buffed in some capacity
>model 10 ROF or damage slightly nerfed
>bolt-action scout rifle ROF nerfed
>bolt-action scout rifle sweet spot sizes increased
>automemeico damage slightly nerfed
>ranken darts are no longer a bomber instakill
>rear bomber MG is no longer a fighter/attack plane instakill
>barrage bomber damage to armor slightly nerfed
>fighter and attack planes inflict less damage to bombers when ramming and incur more self-damage
>fix the issue where planes can get stuck to one another after colliding
>fix the issue with explosive shells vanishing--not ricocheting, VANISHING--when colliding with armor
>move AA guns on Monte Grappe B & D (conquest) to less easily defensible positions
>reduce number of AA guns at team bases to no more than 1 per team
>increase Dreadnought armor
>implement teamwide VOIP already for fuck's sake
>suppression buffed to actually matter
>SLRs slightly nerfed
>initial mortar accuracy penalty decays faster
>add more field guns. Doesn't matter where, just slap them down. Field guns are fun
>increase number of support and medic gadgets from 2 to 3

A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR

>talk loads of shit in chat
>every time I get a kill I say "owned"
>guy on the enemy team has finally had enough
>"Dude can you stop talking so much shit and just play the game"
>another guy "He's just a small little baby, ignore him."
>enemy team finally kicks into gear and gets all the way to the last sector after getting steamrolled
>only one point left
>camp it with my trusty automemeico and hacking kids to death with my shovel
>win the game top of the leaderboard with 20 more kills from that round alone
>"GG EZ holy shit easiest game of my fucking LIFE"
>the retards on the enemy team are silent and mad as fuck because they couldn't beat me because I'm so good

This morning I saw an Eagle soaring above the mountain.

You sound like the cancer that jumped off the cawadoody boat into battlefield

>le call of duty meme

It amazes me that people still beat this dead horse like it's some sort of argument

Don't worry user I don't take myself seriously.

I do it because mainly I know I'll get bored of the game eventually and making people who DO take me seriously mad as fuck is hilarious and will never get boring so it keeps me playing

How humiliating.
Almost as humiliating as Caporetto

>release server software
>enable listen and lan servers
>this infernal bombardment
>the noise
>the smoke

you actually think they get mad?

friend of mine once broke 2 controllers because of taunts. he also was a console shitter so maybe that was his problem

hillniggers or airchavs?

rockfuckers are worse. at least airchavs bomb the shit out of an objective and clear it for others

The first charge uphill to the bunkers in Monte Grappa is amazing every time. It's the best feeling short of using the limpet to bust open the bunkers and rape everything

Do they ban the hammer and sickle or anything related to the us?

No because hammer and sickle isn't associated with genocide in the minds of most people. Even if more have been killed under that flag than the swastika

>matchmaking
>conquest
>sinai desert
>sinai desert
>sinai desert
>quit
>step 1+2
>suez
I hate these desert maps, fucking end me

AHAHAHA
So glad I took the time to report all those yiffaggots with furry porn avatars. Say goodbye to your video games you fucking freaks.

I've played Source engine games like Gmod and CSS/CSGO for years, they get fucking mad

Usually people do ignore me, or they just ignore the chat. But the retards who do actually pay attention to the chat are the ones who get mad

>end up in a hardcore server by accident
>friendly icons don't appear until you're looking at your target

that's fucking confusing

hardcore is cancer

>play operation
>highest score at 16,338 on either team
>score per minute is still only 230 something
this is a fucking stupid stat I'm done caring about it ffs. Just rewards niggers for playing TDM like this is call of duty

What are the best handguns for each class? I like using the revolvers but I'd like something that also takes less than the length of the war to reload

>not knowing uniforms by now
Why?

You just prove that you're a babby who only shoots at red nametags.

I can but 99% of the idiots that play this game cannot and that's what makes hardcore cancer. Turning the corner of a building or wall is essentially a 50/50 chance of getting killed by your trigger retarded teammates.

Maybe I'm just lucky then, in the past two days I've only been TK'd twice by someone firing at me because I just came back from flanking so I was coming from the enemy position (both by level 60+'s)

Probably a handful of times in those two days I've died to a teammate's gas nade or incendiary because I was already just about dead after getting lit up and didn't think when I was walking into a fire/gascloud

Depends a lot on your playstyle and how the pistol complements your primary.
My favourites:

Assault
-1903 hammerless is great for close quarter finish offs.
Good capacity and ttk.
-I hated the Gasser at first for its slow fire rate in a close range class, but I've now come to realise that it may be the best pistol.
Amazing two hit kill range.
-Howdah is a nice, fast and quick reloading 2 hit up close.
Only 4 bullets though.

Medic
-Auto Revolver hands down my favourite, and many others favourite, revolver.
Decent fire rate, doesn't kick too hard and reloads fast.
-Mle complements medic guns well with a little better damage at range than the 32acp pistols.
Although if people are close the 32acp pistols kill faster.

Support
-Bulldog is an underrated revolver.
Lowest revolver time to kill, as well as the Howdah, but with a couple more bullets than the Howdah.
If you don't mind reloading it then it's pretty good choice.
-Steyr M1912.
Pretty much ditto with what I said about the Mle.

Scout
-Bodeo is the second longest range revolver.
If you use pistol a lot as a scout then I recommend this one highly.
-Frommer Stop is good for when getting caught of guard since you can power through bullets.

>switch from stacked team to undermanned one
>more players join, formerly stacked team is now outnumbered
>here come dat karmic justice
>still get rolled in 4 minutes anyway

NO CORNBREAD, NO BEANS
NO UNBALANCED TEAMS

Is there any medal worse than the Behemoth ones? They actually require you to have a bad team, every shitter wants to hop in for free kills and instead gets the thing shredded in 1 min

Just bought BF1. Why is the unlock system so shit? Takes multiple levels to unlock one crappy primary. Who thought this was a good idea?

More importantly, how do I spend points wisely? This system is garbage.

is the 12g any good? I got the humpback

You will unlock piles of warbonds long before you get enough XP to buy things with them

>cant trade warbonds for scrap

after like 10-15 hours warbonds won't be worth anything to you, the real grind is leveling up classes themselves

you only unlock enough warbonds to buy every single item in the game once

no more than that

never mind I scrapped it with a bunch of other shit to get an enhanced battlepack and got the general, which I then scrapped to get another enhanced pack and got the savoia lel

you unlock the ability to buy 99% of your class's shit at level 3

>bolt-action scout rifle sweet spot sizes increased
no
>reduce number of AA guns at team bases to no more than 1 per team
"no"
>implement teamwide VOIP already for fuck's sake
"""NO"""
>initial mortar accuracy penalty decays faster
fuck off faggot

Pretty sure all the extra warbonds are going to cover all the dlc stuff