/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

I must be out of touch. What's the current meta on waifus?

We've moved on to 4D genders.

women are out men are in

oh fuck

What about men who are women?

the man behind the character better be a man

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is killing animals considered griefing?

#freecarsh

why do fluff jobbers act like theyre relevant at all? the next time I see a scientist or botanist or something else literally useless cause trouble for sec I'm going to kill them on the spot. If they're antag it's valid and if they're not they shouldn't act like antags without being antag

>she will never notice you

No.

>scientist
>literally useless

>talking about useless roles
>doesn't even mention librarian

deadmin serwind

job so easy and pointless even a monkey can do it.

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Yeah, we found the sec guys headset by the TEG

or, not having a fucking discord like every fucking ss13 server before this one also didn't have.

He's not wrong you know

If you kill Ian expect the HoP to be after your ass

>get so much stuff done
>Constant flow of materials
>A phazon and honk, with another honk and a gygax with another phazon to follow
>Nobody coming to use them
>Round ends because it's the worst gamemode
never before have I felt a pain like this

that'd be like saying a securtiy officer using their guns is acting like an antag so they're valid

>fuck around all shift with the promise of crusade
>finally get ready to go
>round over
>we all say fuck it, kill everyone anyways
>cucked out of it by a honk mech

I'd be mad but it'd just make the clown happy

It still needs someone to print kits and spam borgs

Reminder that scientists can actually order borer crates from cargo to speed up that egg production.

what gamemode?

Yes, I ordered two as the AI even
Did you guys get it?

Fuck you.
H.O.N.K mech removed when?

Am I supposed to disagree with this?

That's because it's so useless nobody remembers it exists.

Literally glorified assistant except you're able to print smut.

>kill station pet
>become valid to that pet's owner
it's in the rules

this means if you kill Ian, you are valid to the HoP
this does not count for 'adopted' pets, you HAVE to be the HoP to avenge Ian as a nonantag for example

>when you die and nobody you work with even notices

Honk mech is the most amazing mech for security and dept defense. It's basically mobile screen wide lube

Who were you?

Gotta RP more then

>literally showing moderation actions
Hi which admin are you? Kolith, right?

Hey everyone! We have a birthday today!

>admin

Gotta commit more hooliganism.

>it's in the rules
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
where? Because if you kill me for gibbing pun pun, you're getting a-helped for it.

Waifus are gone, now is the age of the husbando.

Cute bois

Happy birthday, Russian bot #3125!

It's one of those unspoken rules. It exists mainly to keep people from killing Ian in front of the HoP for lel edgy u mand HoP :3DD. Fuck you, touch my cat and I will remove all your limbs.

ahelp away, I will not get banned for it
>red = server admin
asked just now

If you kill punpun you're valid to the bartender

T. Admin

wtf I love clusterfack now he still needs to FUCKING FIX VIROLOGY AND DDR THOUGH

>It's one of those unspoken rules.
No it's something autists think because le epic corgi meem. A simple animal is always valid, and if you remove me from the round with it that's gonna be a bwoink.

that's gonna be a bwoink.

how would you feel if some nigger came up and shot your dog

>meteor storm bus
>CMO (also highest rank) wants everything stripped out of medbay and taken to the shielded AI core
>nobody is hurt, not counting those gibbed by meteors
>have magboots and paramedic suit
>go to assist in scavenging medbay
>alert my boss over the station bounced radio where I'm going and where I'm leaving the topped off emergency oxygen tanks I brought in the AI core
>they're in plain sight on the ground near where people are congregating
>leave the core
>gibbed by a meteor explosion hitting me through a nearby wall in medbay
>CMO starts bitching over the station bounced radio wondering where I went and wondering where the air tanks were
>as far as I could tell nobody even noticed the air tanks in the core

>you kill my pet
>i run you through the gibber
>i get bwoinked and tell them why i did it
>get off scot free because you're a pet killer
bwoinks aren't scary user

Fly this flag until cluster fixes virology monkeys.

inb4 it's just a dog lol

>some nigger
You mean the ATF?

We've had a Steam Group since /v/station, Discord is just the next step.

I survived that round on the escape shuttle without leaving the z level or entering the AI core and I was there from roundstart
only meteor storm I've survived

>got an alert that the HoS SGPS is dead
>got an alert that my other officer's SGPS is dead
>the entire round goes by
>walking past the locked down bridge just before shuttle dock
>it opens
>the warden, my only co-worker left is there
>we awkwardly wave and team up

This is why coders dont deserve autonomy of any kind.

You will only get away with it if the pet's owner doesn't give a shit or it's one of those ones that noone really has claim over, like corpus.

Corpus belongs to the paramedic

I'd be a little more inclined to this idea if any of the pets except Poly did jack fucking shit. They just aimlessly walk one tile in a random direction and occasionally make noise. Fuck that man, if my cat had anything at all going for it I would feel a little more sorry if it died.
I support Ian making you valid on death because he's the "station's" pet (and an antag objective too). The rest of them are empty valid-collecting orbs.

I will fucking kill you if you touch corpus

Pets can be used for meat
Cats and snakes kill mice
Ian can eat food, breed and wear clothes
They can all be loved

If you can't deal with being valid salad from killing someone's pet, don't do it

>If you can't deal with being valid salad from killing someone's pet, don't do it
I don't do it, of course.
I still find it dumb.

Good thing you aren't in charge of the rules you pet hating monster

Of course not, coders are infallible pillars of morality and justice and would never resort to shitflinging or childish behavior.

Cluster "Self Merge" Fuck
Cluster "We should set a hardcap on 50 players on the server" Fuck
Cluster "I self merge because I'm the only one who merges" Fuck

Why doesn't the revialver work on people with gloves? wtf?

>Cluster "We should set a hardcap on 50 players on the server" Fuck
The rounds get completely fucked at anything beyond 40. If anything he's being too lenient there.

permeability is turbofucked and nobody wants to unfuck it

90% of the time people never give a shit.
The only pet that matters is lamarr because it can become something useful, the rest are nothing.

Please name some good husbandos

Ailsa

Cluster "I don't like the Spurdo meme so I removed it" Fuck
Cluster "I don't like Runescape so I'm shutting down this PR" Fuck
Cluster "The server doesn't know what it's wants, I know what it wants" Fuck

forced meme

Is this fucker honestly delusional?

Where do I find the list of jukebox songs
Some important shit I need to find

Yes. Yes he is.

You haven't seen how he is behind closed doors.

Yes but he's not wrong in the first half of it
When a coder is being retarded all the other coders immediately throw them in front of the bus and call them retarded
When the metaclub is being retarded they form a group hug and systematically shitpost everyone else into oblivion
c "how could you possibly want carshalash banned you must be solarius"

Clinically

ss13.pomf.se/media/source/emagged/THEME_OF_SCOTLAND_SCOTLAND_FOREVER_SCOTLAND_REMIX_medium.m4a

Are we talking about Cl*sterfack again?

As a discord shitter I gotta say, cluster is fucking insane. We'd invite him to do shit like play tabletop sim or board game online being friendly and shit and the guy would always just sperg out with his superiority complex.

He is a very unpleasent person.

Led right to it, thanks

>305kb

which server has the most realistic medbay?

I want to actually put a patient in a patient room because they're healing

otherwise patient rooms are useless

>No matter what evidence you presented I would have said that it didn't cause that bug
Really gets the old mind cogs turning

>64kB
Fucken SAVED

>hear some bomb ass comfy track in medbay as a ghost
>ask the admins what song it is since it's only playing in a chunk of the back hallway
>They have no idea what the fuck I'm hearing

Someone pumpin beats at the DJ station.

people need to calm down
is only game, why you hef to be mad?

The what now? Shit was weird, it was only playing on the tiles in front of the patient rooms