I just bought a Chevrolet, how fucked am I

I just bought a Chevrolet, how fucked am I

You wont be.

Which one?

Chevy*

Your about a code yellow on the fucked scale

May God have mercy on your soul

if you're a redneck and bought a truck you're good
if you're a rapist and bought a van you're good
if you're a boomer and bought a vette you're good
anything else is permavirgin tier

At least its not a ford

I'm not telling because you will all bully
>anything else is permavirgin tier

Enjoy not being able to compete
>inb4 Daewoo Cruze

Depends, what kind of Chevy car/truck did you get?

There are people here that own diesel Fiat Punto's, I guarantee you'll be better off than a lot of Veeky Forumstists.

It's not a Cruze

bet it's a v6 camaro

Hope for your sake it's not one of the other rebadged Daewoos fgt

It's an impala or a trailblazer you fucks

shhhhh, your gonna trigger mjet.

Where's the problem?
I mean it's not a Dodge

B-but it's built in Michigan

>inb4 zl1
Slower than the rxc turbo

He bought a fucking 4-banger Camaro. Jesus Christ OP, come on man...

Is it a Volt? Owners of those seems to like em so you probably didn't do bad.

everything is slower that almost-illegal go-kart

so you admit gm can't compete?

yes

Jokes on you, faggot. My wiring harness may all fault out, but at least my engine won't be pissing oil at 20k miles.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

If you bought a new car, you'll be fine. What matters is that you bought something you like, because it's your money.

Different Chevys use different parts and are built in different places, without knowing which Chev you bought we can't tell you how fucked you are