What the fuck happened in this country? This shit is never taught in schools and no one knows anything about it except

What the fuck happened in this country? This shit is never taught in schools and no one knows anything about it except

>Its south of North Korea
>Gamgdum style amiright
>Some war happened this I don't remember

they had some bretty cool boats in the war with japan but otherwise not much happened I think

Don't they have there own ancient history?

you forgot

>le turtle boat tidemaster man
>best propaganda in history (pic related)

They're pretty much the autistic younger brother of China/Japan

Have you tried the internet?
It might surprise you but there's actually an entire history written about the Korean peninsula just one click away

They were a unified kingdom until the Japanese Empire decided it was a big kid now and invaded Asia. After the Americans fucked their shit up half of it was shared with the USSR, North to the commies, South to the capitalists. The Korean War became a thing and America and Co came in to save the South, but China pissed it's pants with a massive western coalition on it's border so they invaded. The American commander wanted to nuke the Chinese but Congress was scurred so instead the western coalition let the Chinese kick them all the way back to the border you see today. After that the South went through two or three failed republics, one of them was pretty much Dictatorship Lite and the rest were generally pieces of useless shit that never got anything done. Eventually they got it right though and the Southerners went through an economic miracle, with South Korean products existing in pretty much every western home. The North is just a shithole that is such a useless country that they aren't even worth the calories you will burn reading this. That is just off the top of my head though, try googling for details.

They've spent pretty much their entire history being the bitch of a more powerful nation, and each country that dommed them would end up leaving some of their culture behind. So now they basically have the worst aspects of Chinese, Japanese, and American culture in one amalgam of shit. It's really odd how nationalistic such a pathetic nation's people are.

it's an american colony i guess

I remember once sawing on TV a documentary about the children in SOuth orea and how they had no free time.
They ended school at 17h but then were placed in study rooms until 20h, afterwards they went to other places where they had teachers helping them study again, up until midnight.
Those corporation are so big that they have giant bus to collect the kids.
So basically south koreans kids have no freedom. No wonder so it's so easy to lose motivation and ending up a neet in that country.

Culturally and politically irrelevant globally until the 2000s when the Hallyu wave was born.

That's why no one teaches anything about Korea in schools.

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Kim Jong Un

>the worst aspects of Chinese, Japanese, and American culture in one amalgam of shit

>the worst aspects

Please explain.

Except the Korean war, which is required learning in anything to do with 20th century US anti-Communist actions.

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Wrong board or wrong thread?

>Homeland somewhere in North North Korea
>Influenced by both Tunguisic/Sinic tribes
>Marched south and pushed the natvive Japonic speakers to Japan

>Founded Kingdoms
>Became even more sinicized
>One kingdom maintains a link with Japan
>gets BTFO'd by competing kingdoms
>Entire nobility flees to Japan, end of relationship with Japan
>Get betrayed by chinks
>tactical victory
>Maintain independence, but crammed into peninsula indefinitely
>Unify country
>Its Goryeo time
>Create badass navy
>forget to create badass army
>get fucked by mongols
>interrmarry a bit
>Get forced to invade japan by Kublai
>fail, many die
>kick mongols out
>its joseon time
>Ming is chill as fuck
>Asks for tribute sometimes but otherwise super cool
>Lots of science/literature and shit happening
>Military gets neglected, Navy is still decent due to Goryeo leftovers
>Japan wants Ming clay
>gotta get through korea first
>Japan BTFO's entire army
>King runs away like a pussy (but a smart pussy)
>Japan is confused
>Meme admiral wipes out Japanese supply lines
>koreans get shit together, BTFO remaining japs
>force retreat
>japan goes into hikikomori mode for 250 years
>korea copies, typical koreans

cont.

Hwan Empire disintegrated into small, feuding chiefdoms, and here we are.

Screw kpop, post famous Korean leaders.

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>Screw kpop, post famous Korean leaders.

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