/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

would it taste like watermelon?

it would taste like sex on the beach

yeah
I don't know what that tastes like

neither do i ;_;

so is this it?
Is this how we die?

i don't wanna go bros

I have over 300 confirmed egg delivery

>discord vs general wars
>people dissing Gens since MHX came out
>Gens launches, killing 4U online
>many attempts to liven up Gens online fail (/mhg/ TAs, naked runs, Charlotte rooms, Aria shilling, ...)
>Capcom launches all minmaxer related DLC in the first 4 months, effectively killing the interest in further content
>only people who post nowadays are furries and they're too occupied playing Pokémon or staying banned because of playing Pokémon too early

Yeah, this is all culminating now. We're dead, boys.

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better a dead general than one thriving off of mentally addled furfags

>Agnaktor does anything
>fireblight
Fuck this nerd.

Don't forget Glavenus

I want to catch Rajang's piss in my mouth.

that's just unsanitary

>even Canta is playing Pokemon rather than play MHGen

>thumbnail
anyone got the full?

I remember you anons say to me to fucking kill myself. So, yeah. It never nice knowing you asswipes.

>one person is a jackass
>therefore everyone is a jackass
don't be fucking rude

This should be the last thread. I'll make sure Rajang takes the last pic before /mhg/ dies out.

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We're in a drought, there isn't much choice but to grin and bear it

>not this

This thread is the filthiest fucking hole. The bad kind.

thank you

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But I like Rajang...

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Don't give shitposters any attention.
Unless you're samefagging then fuck you

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I long for our death but I also fear it

We're all shitposters here. No need to hostile. And don't be rude to Rajang. He has been a good and clean boy.

I blame the raths family for mhg death.

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Decent. Though I am having trouble with Gore in 4u due to controls and lack of experience fighting this gecko spook.

I don't fail quests but they aren't exactly timely
currently in 4u g1 and monsters are taking 10-15 to kill

I solo all gathering hall quest like an autist. Currently trying to solo them all without armor in 4u.

I almost never do hub quests solo unless its gathering, prowler, or small monster quests. I know I could most likely solo them but it would just take way too much time and resources. So yeah, I'm that bad.

Scrub. At least playing with others is fun.

>he plays the game for the fun

Currently solohuntan through 3U port. G rank and usually 10 minutes for a kill, besides time wasters like black cunt diablos.

>tfw no wyvern waifu to give you the T

So incredibly fun that whenever someone tripped me I just laughed it off. Unless when they trip me when I'm trying to fish out nibelsnarf.
>there are faggots in this thread RIGHT NOW who doesn't know how to use LBB+ against nibel/fish out nibel/aim for the puffy uvula

No rooms, anyone wanna hunta some monstahs? I'll make one.

Stop playing with retarded hammers or longswords and you'll stop getting tripped as often

but you're not charlotte...:_:

Excuse me, did you just assume my username?

4u's pretty fun. Will anyone still be around when I finish caravan to co-op with?

i assume you're not him

Who are the best/most competent players here?

>furfags
>only people who post nowadays are furries
you guys are just homo

____You____

you know who

My vote goes to Winner because that pink pompadour of his is fucking sexy.

Bitch I suck. I am not autistic enough to claim I'm good at Dragon's Dogma Gaiden.

deadline.com/2016/11/monster-hunter-movie-resident-evil-paul-ws-anderson-jeremy-bolt-capcom-qa-1201856946/

At least it isn't Michael Bay. Last thing we need is that transformer's kid and that same bitch in this crap.

But a Michael Bay film will also feature 70% more blast element and blast related monsters.

>70% more blast element and blast related monsters.
Brachydios for 70% of the movie

You'll get a Blastalos and a big fuck you.
Rath, not Raiz

Any Gen or 4U room up?

The bow of memes would practically be Bay's wet dream came true
>fires arrow
>it fucking explodes
>bow user then proclaim it as the best bow ever made in generations

Shut up Winner, your Lance charge is obnoxious as fuck.

Create a new Art

>Bow gets Binder Shot, the hunter puts a stake in the ground and fires an arrow connected with it, if it hits the monster is leashed, if four hunters hit it at once the monster is counted as trapped.

>Both bowguns get a shared art, Supply Drop. The flying airship on most maps refills built in ammo, higher ranks can either refill more or drop off supply items

Anderson is by far worse than Bay, and those actors haven't starred in Transformer movies for years.

I'm as great as someone who started this year and has a job can be

so better than you all

me.

i'm pretty fucking good

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just got to the Dah'ren Mohren fight in mh4u

This is fucking garbage.

Should I keep playing or just go onto generations? Is there any good SP content left?

gen is gutter trash compared to 4u, finish 4u

Bow gets to do a rain of arrows instead of stones.

Bow uses special arrows that deal more damage and can cut tails without doing pitiful melee strikes.

Greatsword art where you stab the ground and a gaint blade bursts forth from the ground away from you to strike monsters.

DS art where a copy of you follows you around and double ALL of your hits and attacks for a few seconds.

It's a frustrating solo fight, but doable. 4U is a much better game than Gen, wait until you get to fight Seregios.

>That GS art

Nope

make a room if you're having trouble
also bring felyne pyro, increases cannon damage

It's just like Jhen isn't it?

canons are trash its better to take a high damage setup and kill him yourself

>Bow gets to do a rain of arrows instead of stones.
seems redundant
>Bow uses special arrows that deal more damage and can cut tails without doing pitiful melee strikes.
that already exists
>Greatsword art where you stab the ground and a gaint blade bursts forth from the ground away from you to strike monsters.
>DS art where a copy of you follows you around and double ALL of your hits and attacks for a few seconds.
I hate the direction you think this series should go in and I hate you

>make a room if you're having trouble
He's probably doing the offline one, which was frustrating for me too and very necessary for getting advanced quests and unlocking a lot of HR.

>DS art where a copy of you follows you around and double ALL of your hits and attacks for a few seconds.
That's the entire point of wolf's maw.

Seregios sucks balls in uneven terrain, both in 4U and Gen.

>Tigrex charges, jumps, bites, spins billions of kilometers away through me
I play lance and take zero damage, but it's so damn long and frustrating.

go back to watch anime

What about a general art that makes you stronger, say like AuL, but makes you weaker, like Defense Down L

i want to eat those cookies

git
u
d

I like it. Maybe you trade a bit of your defense numbers to move it to attack

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guise how do i kill the angry pickle, he fucks me up

Make a room and gangbanging him is the easiest solution.

How about something for HH that gives you a new bundle of attack animations, a giant boost in speed and attack, and makes you as fragile as a cupcake while a song continually plays out on your horn?

Julian him.

yeah thats the one. Its just tedious and shit. Run out of time very attempt.