mfw mercy mains can now actually roleplay as a female swedish doctor
Gabriel Allen
/owg/ webmshitters tier ranking:
>GKE Tier ENUMBRE >Pharah Tier Nirah Birdy >Oddity Tier Ppparrot that one junkrat main
Bentley Bennett
You deserved it.
Benjamin Morales
enumbre is the only one on this list that matters. and ppparrot.
Nicholas Rogers
>Sexy brown girls dont exi------
Jace Lee
Cutest and best pairing
Anthony Lewis
I recognize this LoL
Jace Stewart
You deserve it, shitter.
Ayden Green
glad to know the system works
Samuel Bennett
We Riot now >Get banned for getting smite on support Singed and only ever playing him
Eli Martin
I enjoy the pharah webms. Fight me.
Sebastian Butler
They do exist in real life, they're just rarer than platinum.
Sebastian Cox
I'm torn, I like the idea that you paid for the game and should be able to play it any way you want. But then again I have played with Hanzo/Widow players on my team that do awful and refuse to switch who I can practically hear quoting dunkey and saying "XD so toxic" as they get killed by heroes they're supposed to counter
Grayson Nguyen
>ask friend if he wants to play >his game changes to ending >he logs right off after without saying anything I hate men
Caleb Lee
>away for a few days >read the symmetra changes
Luis King
Requesting Callahan puc
Tyler Gonzalez
He deserves better
Lucas Barnes
yeah its disgusting. most people abuse it now
Jack Morales
>everyone is too busy playing deathmatch to pay attention to the objective >solocap as rein I chalk it up to being low level and getting matched with retards because of it.
Ian Wilson
It's better than the teleporter most of the time.
>Permanent >Harder to find due to range of effectiveness
Teleporter needs to recharge itself in order to be truly viable.
Julian Gonzalez
people who ship this patch are probably FAT FUCKING AMERICANS WEEBS who can only self insert to an asian fatty aka Mei because they are so FUCKING FAT AMERICAN GENES HAHAHAHAHA stupid fucking fat americans
Nathan Young
>tfw you figure out soldier's spray pattern and you realize that you've been playing him all wrong
Isaac Carter
best BM emote
Dominic Johnson
He isnt banned anymore, and riots all cool with it as long as he communicates from what I've heard. Shitty ban either way.
Dylan Moore
Do you still get no ult charge as long as the tele/shieldthing is up?
Levi Lee
I'm glad you enjoyed your free week friend
Jason Thompson
But I do that already.
Luis Reed
big if true
Kayden Clark
What country will Oasis be set in?
Samuel Hall
I enjoyed it enough to buy the game. I'm normally big on online only shooters, but I really enjoy overwatch. This just happened like an hour ago.
Sebastian Bennett
BASED GAME MASTERS GET FUCKED user
Daniel Richardson
Pretty sure they namedropped Dubai
Lincoln Reed
Middle East. Probably will have a fictional flag like Numbani.
Gavin Edwards
>as long as he communicates from what I've heard He literally copy pastes like a paragraph at the beginning of every game to tell his team what he was doing. In the end they pretty much said they were banning him because ADCs are ENTITLED to a support holding their ballsack for them in lane but then said right after that it's really because he wasn't communicating enough to cover up they just said the support is the ADC's bitch slave
Michael Cox
I'm not normally big*
Colton Evans
>Not liking pineapple pizza
I swear you fags haven't even tried it, it's fantastic
Seriously, death to all of you.
Eli Young
I don't get why people hate pineapple pizza, that sweet/salty combo is god tier
Julian Martinez
>Harder to find due to range of effectiveness Cause its hard to find a giant glowing machine in the intricacies that are overwatch maps right?
Mason Hernandez
>assuming it's pineapples Defensive much?
Grayson Sanders
>Placements put me in 2700s >Season high of 3384 >Finished at 3045 I wish the game didn't fuck me over so many times and I didn't fall so low. Oh well, next season there's the group thing every match so I hope it's better.
Adam Perez
I used to straight up hate it. Sweet shit on pizza is gross. Turns out it was just all the ones I had before had too much pineapple. Shits actually pretty boss. Still prefer plain pizza though. I also enjoy vanilla ice cream and plain cherrios/corn flakes though. So take my opinion with a grain of salt.
Daniel Rivera
>get 5 revive on point >die >DIE DIE DIEEEEEE >lose >reaper POTG
Brody Butler
>plain pizza i assume you also like plain sandwiches with just bread
Jonathan Robinson
I usually get pineapple pepperoni jalapeno and garlic on mine
Jayden Peterson
>Communicate that my Ult is ready >Everyone splits up and dies off point
Camden Clark
Mercy is trash
Ethan Perry
probably one of the muslim country since the overwatch devs likes shitskins so much
Oliver Murphy
@160914628 Not even with giving a (you)
Robert Cox
It can be in a ton more viable spots than the teleporter, you're literally FORCED to do a circuit to find it while your team gets shat on being 5v6 and occasionally get your ass raped by being so deep back there at times.
Also doesn't help you can't even kill it if you're Winston by the time people come to peel you off of it
Caleb Bennett
Sweet/salty combos are never good.
Caleb Thomas
Every thread ever
Carson Edwards
>i pressed Q but i lost potg because reaper pressed Q And nothing of value was lost.
pepperoni pizza is disgusting
John Bell
>get 5 revive >le high noon >my team are still in reviving state and can't move >invulnerable from anything because memes >can still be targeted by cowboy aim >all of them instantly killed as soon as they're able to move
Blake Gutierrez
Your tendies are burning, kid.
Isaiah Russell
Symetra is so motherfucking OP now. This shit better not make it to live. Each match is basically a battle of which team has the better Sym.
Not even going to get started on the fucking radius of her god damn shield generator. I understand it's supposed to be for an entire point, but that also means it can be fucking anywhere and it's way harder to find than just a teleporter because those were always in set spots.
If this shit makes it to live I'm not even gonna bother with S3
Jaxson Martin
Death to you.
Preferably spider bite. So you linger and suffer on the floor for hours thinking someone will help you...but nobody ever comes and you notice your breathing is getting slower and you can't control it.
Juan Rogers
Pleb to the maximum
Gabriel Ross
>liking lukewarm pineapple
Eli Lee
i bet you're american, you uncultured swine
Dominic Butler
>pepperoni pizza is disgusting
Nah, fuck you.
Jonathan Martinez
>Each match is basically a battle of which team has the better Sym. What is most mirror matches in Overwach, Alex?
Zachary Hughes
Go away Veeky Forums
Charles Butler
>pepperoni pizza is disgusting
lmao maybe if ur a faggot
Adam Smith
You know how some games you feel like it could just be the one and only game you feel like you'll ever need to play for the forseeable future? For me overwatch doesn't feel like this. I was upset about the $80 AUD price tag about 10 hours into the game purchase as there is just shit all to do, there was literally quick play and comp mode. Since then they've brought in brawls and the arcade mode, but i feel like those should have been with the game on its release. There is fuck all to do in this game and I feel like blizzard are dedicating too much to sucking off their little WoW dicks because of the monthly sub fee and not making overwatch better.
Furthermore, the game is intrinsically inbalanced.
Why do some heroes have an E and a passive, and some do not? Why do some heroes have a Shift, E, Left click, Right click modifier, a passive and a 2nd weapon and the others dont? Why didn't they seriously just give every hero the same amount of abilities, be them passive or weapon modifiers? what the fuck? Where is bastions passive?
Mason King
Hold up there bub. I'm an american, and even live in florida,and I fucking love contradictory flavor combinations.
Camden Cox
>ask for teammates to die in one place for rez >5rez >OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
Parker Long
>be D.Va >Ana Boosts Sombra >invisible run >EMP ACTIVATED >enemy team gets shredder by Sombra and a S76 >NERF THIS >kill em at spawn >entire enemy assmad votes for a Symmetra that offered a shit ton of health packs
Jason Phillips
>they like to suck on the pepperoni grease that piles up on the middle of each slice as it cooks
Bentley Reed
TORBJORN READY TO WORK
Kayden Allen
No. Even if the other team had a better phara than your team for example, you could win. Now, it's all centered on Symetra since she's so fucking OP. Instead of 6 teammates playing on a team, it's now "Symetra and her 5 lackeys".
Grayson Ward
Not sure what else there is to discuss here.
Thought "fuck you" was pretty clear.
Zachary Flores
You know you could always cook the pepperoni beforehand and get the grease out...that's a thing that people do if they are health conscious
Jason Gonzalez
>be torbjohn >use molten coal >someone one shot me and i die fuck this shitty ult his ult should act like a on demand nano boost
aside from giving me extra speed, give me 50% damage resistance as well god dammit
who agree
Josiah Young
Armor negates some damage so more than 150 effectively
Grayson Clark
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Michael Anderson
Yeah, no, that's major exaggeration.
It's more about if you have a decent flanker to take out those generators.
It becomes a legitimate mission to take them out since they don't die to harsh breezes anymore. Tracer's fucking Godly at it if you're willing to spend the ult.
Brayden Jenkins
>dva is the best tank Are you memeing me or is this true? I haven't played in a month and I'm out of the loop.
Isaac Thomas
Dumb healslut bimbo.
Eli Johnson
Try shot gun spread, melee, then single shot in that order as normal torb, works well if you're behind em
Camden Harris
Yeah, Genji or tracer are great to have on a team versus a Symetra that now has a 30 foot beam. Retard.
Josiah Russell
>contradictory sweet+salty are complimentary
Nathan Wilson
>Each match is basically a battle of which team has the better Sym.
I don't get it. Each map will have the meta for the sentries and generator spots based on their range. Her gun is a literal w+m1. All there is to determine how good a symmetra is is the luck of the enemy running into the sentries or not seeing the flying m2 balls which will charge up ulti faster.
Justin Morales
She's meta with 100% pickrate after latest changes. Extra 100HP on top of 25% speed increase when firing was an overkill.
Jack Sanchez
Rein is still the best tank, but Dva is currently almost always required to counter all the hitscan bullshit in the current metagame right now (e.g., Soldier, McCree, Tracer)