/owg/ - Overwatch General

reminder that xmas event is confirmed

Hey, you there, yes, you, friend.
Whatever's bothering you, you can do it! Don't give up! Believe in yourself, friend!

>play tank
>get a team that doesn't focus healers
>realize everybody on my team is 3-500 below my sr

epic

H O T G L U E

>"I'm not the turd!"

What did he mean by this?

who care..

Yeah, they're a mother and daughter who love each other very much. Don't ruin that with your fetishism, you faggot.

When do you receive the end of season rewards?

At the end of season 2 or when season 3 starts?

>Oh dear. Your guests are arriving in...30 seconds.

Tracer identifies as a man, Pharah is too autistic to realize she is not one

Once it ends

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME RIGHT NOW

IM SERIOUS

RIGHT NOW

WHY KING OF THE HILL EXISTS
ISN'T IN ITS OWN PLAY MODE
AND LUCIO IS ACTUALLY ENABLED IN IT AS HE IS?

HOW, IN ANY WAY, IS ANY OF THIS FAIR? A 100% NECESSARY HERO NEEDS TO BE NERFED SO IT ISN'T 100% NECESSARY
ENVIRONMENT KILLS SHOULD NOT BE SO PREVALENT IN ONE MODE

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY

WHY
IT
IS
STILL
THIS
WAY

widow main AMA

that he's not the turd

stupid toadposter

So is it a good time to buy Symmetra's gold gun? I was putting it off but with these buffs maybe I should.

aoe heals, the only way for him to not be so good is to nerf him into unviability.

Have any advice for us people not so good at aiming? Thanks, friend!

There's nothing stopping you, is there, friend? Do it!

Reinhardt and Ana physically cannot breed. He can barely finger her. The only way Pharah could be his daughter is through artificial insemination.

Have you tried not playing into enemies trying to env. kill you?

>just got done playing a match of brawl that was lucio and roadhog only on ilios control

Wait, is Sombra shit? I gave this game sometime after her release so I wouldn't have to deal with the instalocks, but I'm barely seeing her right now.

Also, is Ana still good?

That sounds hilarious though

>''You know that Fareeha told me she wants a sister? Ahh... Kids, right?''

Fareeha is a qt

>cooldowns are reduced too

But honestly its a fun mode.

Pharah a best and cutest!

her utility is very limited and she's basically a worse tracer in a fight
ana is still good and will always be good because of how ridiculous her kit is

Set a good low sensitivity and practice practice practice. I play with 3.5 and 45 relative aim sens. My full mousepad turn me about 250 degrees around, less while aiming down.

2 THREADS
WHICH ONE SHOULD I USE?

i normally play pharah so it doesn't bother me

fact remains, it's fucking STUPID that over 3/4 of the maps have environmental kill spots right on or next to the points

Young(er) Rein looks like an asshole

Its a fucking blast, but holy shit is it also dumb.
I loved flanking and blasting roadhogs into the pit.
But it eventually just devolved into us shooting at each other from across the pit while roadhogs tried to hook everything.

>Tracer identifies as a man
>wears skin tight pants
>most voice lines and poses are all girly
>all she has manly is her aviator coat and short hairstyle like the tomboy she is
Fuck off to tumblr.

Why only Ana and 76 got old as fuck if all the Overwatch members served at the same time?

user pls

>tfw you figure out Mei's spray pattern

>wears skin tight pants
Only men wear pants kuffar

>King of the hill.

Both teams have an equal opportunity of fighting and capturing a point due to how the map is structured. The map itself is balanced, however what does dictates the match is the characters chosen and players.

>Why Lucio has a huge impact in KoTH

His speed gives him and his team to get on the point first, making the team which Lucio is on have an advantage if the enemy team were to not run a Lucio.

His AoE healing allows his team to defend on said point, allowing everyone to have an equal amount of sustainability.

>Env. kills.

You were out of position and Lucio booped you off because you're a fucking retard.

I'm loving Laura in this game guys.

Oh... am I in the wrong general... no, wait, I'm not.

0/10 blizzard, apply yourself next time when creating a character.

They aren't

AMÉLIE!

what's the age difference between Morrison and Reyes? The former looks like he's in his early 20s, and the latter looks like he's reaching 40s. I thought they were the same age with Ana too, but apparently Ana only has only 1 year difference with Rein who looks in his 50s here. What's going on with the timeline?

>hehe if i tell him it's balanced because every1 can do something,,, he will habe no response,,, :^)

way to miss the point smuggo boy

>mfw i figure out Roadhog's m2 pattern

Shitposting is strong in this thread

Pharah deserves the best healing and damage amping!

>Blast, it appears we have lost the first point sir.

Is Pharah our girl?

So I can continue healing fat dudes while snipe healing them and drinking tea.

Neat. I like Zenyatta but I didn't want to swap "mains".

>contributing to the shitposting

Women don't age well.

qt mohawk husbando hero when? Is it Liao?

Rein is old and Torb as well. The other members joined later on and aren't founding members

>men wearing lycra skin tight pants

>Reinhardt and Ana physically cannot breed.
What makes you think his dick is proportional to his body?

No one knows. Literally, they didn't think it through and it's all over the place, an official timeline doesn't exist.

IS A PRETTY KITTY !

Mestizos age faster and worse than whites.

Only mine.

Rein and Torb were already old, Ana and 76 look young in all images

(you)

What is one KoTH map that isn't symmetrical and it gives a specific team an obvious advantage?

They are literally the more balanced maps. Of course the points themselves are hard to assault on, that's because it's a control point where the team DEFENDS on.

>Got Master literally 30 minutes ago
>3512

Fuck it I'm done.
Dropping everything.

So anyone know if Lao will be the next hero?

Read somewhere that he is going to be a tank.

Would you buy lootboxes for this skin, anons?

Tracer is an even bigger dyke than Zarya, if such a thing was possible

It has nothing to do with balance you utter sped, it has everything to do with shoehorning you into playing specific characters for an advantage.

>Playing 3v3 for free loot crates
>Get two people together
>Okay
>They pick two shitty offense for some reason and die right out the gate
>Tell them to pick something else
>They start posting le epick 4channer meemees by the paragraph in a fit of rage
>Lose 0 - 3

Are the people here really this bad? I ended with 4 golds while even sucking arse myself.

no because mei is nowhere that thin and would ruin the outfit

No idea and Blizz already said that guy isn't Liao.

Hes mad about lucio being broken as shit and other heroes being terrible, especially on it rather then the mode itself.

...

It's a well known fact the people who post here are all Gold.

Mei is bottom tier among the girls so no

84th for Eternal Leader of /owg/ his Royal Highness the Emperor of McCrees, Slayer of Taimou, Husband of Mendokusaii and Archbishop of Aiming 'Enumbre'

She is too fat to pull of a Hsien-Ko/Miyako, so no.

>mei bottom tier
still better than symmetra

it's very cute, but no i wouldn't because only fags buy lootboxes

Did they fuck in the Enhancement Program or not until after joining Overwatch?

>Mei
>Bottom Tier

Mei will never, ever receive a skin that removes her from her winter gear, because Blizzard wants it to remain ambiguous whether she's obese (which pleases tumblr) or thin (which pleases the people playing the game)

>Mei
>fat
What meme dream are you still apart off?

I want to lick her kitty

Look at the lardwhale's legs in . That's not what a non-fat person's legs look like, and her upper body is even worse.

>Summer games spray proved she's not fat
>Still memeing that she is

Or it would simply fuck with her silhouette too much.

>fat face
>terrible voice
>glasses
>chinese

Literal shit tier

>diamond players are worse than quick play

The scarecrow skin for Junkreat proved that he is not a man, but is instead some bundled straw shaped into a human effigy

>Basing your evidence that Mei isn't fat because some artist was hired to draw her in his/her own stylistic rendering of how Mei would look like in a tennis outfit.

>While we have an actual model that shows her to be, not thin, but of reasonably thick.

WEW LAD. Are people still using that spray as evidence?

>your mom is worse than my quick play