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It's Time to Quit Clowning Around Edition

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>Links
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>REMEMBER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING
>THEY ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE

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First for chicken

thanks

I love you guys

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Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand
It's pointing at your head
You think you're mad too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West end town
Call the police there's a mad man around
Running down underground
To a dive bar in a West end town
In a West end town a dead end world

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>posting shit made an endlessly procrastinating /soc/fag
For shame, user!

>/soc/fag

Did Benis post a pic of himself?

>/soc/fag

thin > thicc

I hope so. I bet he's a cutie.

>pale
>skeletal
>big stupid front teeth
>bald

probably not

Either works as long as long as the artist has a basic understanding of human anatomy and doesn't go too far in either direction.

Sure, he isn't as bad as Ghost or Bombay, but his epic steam friends did leak his steam account here

>it's VAC banned

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And that was his fault? Making friends with someone who turns out to be an asshole doesn't make you a /soc/ poster, it just mean's you made a bad call socially.

>Five Nights at Freddy's
What are you all like 12?

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ur so cool man lmao!!

But it does have every achievement in both Hotline Miami games.

You guys obsess over who is /soc/ or not. Does it bother you that OCfags might have friends? Hmm, I wonder why that would bother some anons.

> any video game
lol r u 12??

>making friends with someone who turns out to be an asshole doesn't make you a /soc/ poster
It makes when you're /soc/ing with someone from the thread, and that someone shitposts the thread because of that

Hateanons are bitter because they've no friends. Don't mind them, buddy.

Because you fool, we must fawn over our content benefactors, from what they make, to whom they associate with, and even what they do outside of this board.

OCfags not catering to our every whims is blasphemous. BLASPHEMOUS.

Fuck off, hateanons.

Fuck off, tooop.

>you will never be friends with benis and make him stutter
>you will never be friends with ghost and talk about school kids
.you will never be friends with crisis and debate fetishes
>you will never be friends with bombay and spend all his money
>you will never be friends with pokemaniac and watch him turn into weaver during a full moon

Fuck off, chicken

Extrapolate, bitch.
So far your argument has absolutely nothing backing it up other than your personal opinion.

They set a bad example for all us friendless losers who don't pick fights on the internet most of the time unless we feel like it or are bored.

Fuck off, Freddy.

>you will never be friends with pokemaniac and watch him turn into weaver during a full moon

Someone needs to draw or write something about how Mike, Jeremy, Mystery Guard, Eggs Benedict, and The Child turn into Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Fredbear during the full moon.

I'm pretty sure they spoiled the entire comic too if they were legit

Which would also explain why he's taken so long to finish it

He hasn't finished it because he's a procrastinator.

It's been finished for months.

Benis interacts with individuals who frequent the thread outside the thread itself
At least one such individual wanted to skypepost and posted a screencap from a steam chat with Benis, which is already a cancerous action by itself
Being an idiot, he forgot to properly censor Benis' username, which allowed people to find out his steam account, and minorly derailed the thread in which it happened
As such, Benis' /soc/posting directly affected the thread's quality, albeit very little and not really seriously at all

That actually happened, and is not personal opinion of any kind.
Now look Penguin, I know it's important to aggressively whiteknight for our benefactors, but if there's a namefag that doesn't need whiteknighting, that namefag would be Benis

>unironically taking seriously a post which uses "hatenons"
Well shit, I fear I've been baited

We got some sexy ocfags

>I'm pretty sure they spoiled the entire comic too if they were legit
They did? How so?

No, fuck you, god damnit
You're the Milhouse of /5N@F/ memes, no one likes you

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Talking with someone outside the thread isn't /soc/ posting though.

A few, yeah.

You have no idea what /soc/posting is.

Mixing anonymous imageboards with out-of-board relationships has been a trusty recipe for cancer since 2003.

Enlighten me.

Agreed.
BUT, it's still not /soc/ posting.

Everyone shut up about /soc/ posting just because you don't have any friends.

>someone posts someone else's contact info
>the person whose contact info was posted is the one at fault

You're a faggot.

Why did you just admit you're a faggot?

>purple guy will never take you to the back room and rape your holes while everything is happy and cheerful out on the floor
>you'll never gag on his cock and be covered in saliva, cum, and tears
why the fuck live?

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How did you get out of your cage, you faggot fox?

>purple man will never seduce you in the office while you're working
>you'll never cry out in bliss under him while laying on the desk with your limbs clenched tightly around his flexing arching body

Finish your comic.

I dunno, I hateanon all the time and I'm friends with plenty of people, including some of the OCfags. I even make OC myself!
But you'll never guess who~

But he has the least sexy Purple of all.

Like half of the thread's regular posters are ocfags or were ocfags at some point.

Speak for yourself.

Shit. I meant to reply to

Body, maybe, but that head and face are bleh.

>will never have a Purple boyfriend

That's a woman

>girl with snake bites

Gross.

she can still be a purple daddy

>sunken snubby head
>no jawline or cheekbones
>J-Pop haircut that takes 8 years to style each morning
>with highlights
>absolutely no shoulders, chest or biceps
>is so out of shape his thighs are heavier than literally everything above his waist
>terrible goatee that looks like it was just spray painted on
>no badge, probably doesnt even work here
>shirt is glossy and has an improper hem so it's not appropriate for a job
>kills with a bladed obvious weapon rather than a dull implement you could throw away or buy at a hardware store without drawing attention
>tiny hands

Is there a number lower than zero to rate him with?

I've seen two Purple cosplayers in the wild and they both fell into this dumb tumblr caricature as pictured in yours.

that's a woman

It's hard to find good IRL Purple Guys.

What the hell is that?
That's like some goth nazi fetish cosplay.

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I saw a damn good Springtrap suit with LED eyeballs and everything. Then he took the helmet off.
An AU where Jotaro thought he was a woman.

en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Mike!Goose!20161123
She must have an advantage being blind.

Keep this stupid shit in the Skype

>>you'll never cry out in bliss under him while laying on the desk with your limbs clenched tightly around his flexing arching body

WEW

LAD

Yeah we're trying to discuss what we want purple guy to do to our butts/pussies/cocks

Should we discuss what we want the robots to do to our butts/pussies/cocks instead?

No need to be so tsun, hateanon.
en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Hateanon!5N@F!20161123

Has science gone too far?

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Perhaps if you weren't a transplant that only came here in the past few years and were here before chanology faggots ruined everything you would realize soc shit on an anonymous imageboard always leads to shitty people, garbage threads, homosexual special snowflakes flooding in, and low-tier drama.

You can have one (1) dead OCfag come back to the thread and make content catered specifically to your tastes.
Who do you chose and what do they focus on making?

Scribble
Anything that's not related to GQ

That's a pretty solid choice.

They could have done all sorts of shit with 4, I think.

youtube.com/watch?v=4oxG_mYyuoc
Mute the cunt and check the comments.

Reminder that all Afton really wanted was to create an army of one mirrion troops running off of human bodies.

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I wonder how difficult it is to do little animations like these. From a technical standpoint, I mean.

Has anyone done a story on Connie.

Bastian did.

Benis did.

Paintanon. It wouldn't even matter what as long as it was FNAF related.
His stuff was good enough to print out on high quality paper.
I miss his work so much ;_;

Hey shitposter-kun, you left your name on

Yeah, I know. The statement remains the same.

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I still find this funny

Keys are pretty great, yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=Ly1InwttWOg

It was really more about Purple Guy.