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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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How do we fix EE?

EE is so fucking bad lmao faggot animeshitters are literally cuckolds for this faggot

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Resolution a literal god

9mm of lead administered to the back of the head, only hope for NP.

>3 man force field
>still manage to miss everyone with the only spell you cast
how can he be so terrible
has he ever done a single invo combo?

I need a webm of that meatball that managed to miss everyone

frontal lobotomy

I'm the last person to defend EE, but this "why can't x pro player do this, I do it in my pubs all the time" bullshit is dumb af and you should feel bad

>Losing to diffusal AM

>ywn be as bad as Envy at dota

why even live?

should I also build diffusal AM guys?

>EE.

They almost had a comeback when they landed a full song into static, but Anti Mage realized he had to Ulti a full mana Crystal Maiden or suffer a team wipe
Also no Ice Wall dropped properly

best waifu

TriHard

>this comercial
Nice

>Pick Anti-Mage
>Abyssal Blade is built from Vanguard now so AM can build it and not have a wasted slot
>Deathball to an ez win

Nice meta

This advert is racist.
That nigger dindu nuffin

This team NP is so bad ffs How did they get the NA qualifier slot

what went wrong? i was naga

Give him the Alliance treatment. AKA kick him before he fucks up your chances of winning TI. I am honestly baffled as to why teams keep picking him up/players keep giving him chances to redeem himself. He's just fucking BAD in every sense of the word.

>kicking the owner of NP
/d2g/ please don't meme this much

They can't kick him because he founded the team.
Literally all of the other players are literal whos who got picked up by ee-sami except Aui, but nobody else wants him either

The reason they get invited to tournaments and get sponsors is ee-sami.

I've never seen someone who looked like they smelled of hot pockets and BO until I saw Maut just now.

that's what happens when you start a thing and everyone around you is better than you

yeah it's not like envy ever got kicked from a team he founded and then that team never went on to win a ti

>They can't kick him because he founded the team.

Fucking WHAT? HE'S THE ONE THAT FOUNDED NOTIDEHUNTER AKA ALLIANCE. Just do the same thing Loda did and replace the shitter, EE has nobody to blame but himself.

>tfw no super cute hero
Dotards?

Guys I might end my nofap if Envy finishes last at Boston

If they kick him RIGHT NOW, they will lose all their sponsors and they won't be invited to shit.

Loda kicked EE-sami back when they were No-Tidehunter and formed Alliance as a brand later.

EE won't let that happen again. He's probably set up tons of contracts with sponsors and everything to make sure that he crashes the squad with no survivors.

uhhhhhhhh

>muh sponsors

You realize TI winners get millions of dollars now right? Sponsors mean nothing if you win TI, and you can't win shit with EE fucking everything up LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES.

Centaur is a big hero.

>lose your sponsors or not win anything ever
hard choice

can someone post the "JUST KEK" webm from frankfurt or Hello read dit keks from fall major

I'm a hardcore EE fan but the most NP can win is a major. EE is also tons better than random trash like cancel and BSJ. They just don't have the skill DC, EG and the other teams have.

>Legion Commander.
DC giving a freebie.

>be a pretty good doptka 2 player
>have pro players notice your skill
>be approached by an absolute shitter
>gives you the choice of joining his team and never winning anything or blackballing you from the pro scene
Some needs to kill EE before he ruins any more talent.

what are sum good heros

Legion Commander

>I'm a hardcore EE fan

>aui centaur
NP is almost undefeated on his hero right?

EE makes talent great. w33 would still be random pubstar trash if it wasn't for EE

>casters discussing reddit threads
reeeeeee

so what's stopping NP from kicking EE and forming a new team with a fifth player? if that's what Alliance did, why can't NP do it?

>I'm a hardcore EE fan

Because if they fail and accomplish nothing they miss out of cozy teamhouse, sallary and free tournament invites

EE's best hero is ember.

Anybody else still plays pugna? Im still waiting for that one patch where he actually becomes a good hero

>chance of failing

vs

>guaranteed to fail with a shitter fucking everything up every time

>ENVY RAZOR
LMAOOOOOO COMFORT PICK SURE THING *RUNS AT ENEMY BASE FEEDING*

You mean she.

Yeah GGWP

Well thats what im saying.

Best they can hope for is C9-tier aka 2nd place on all tournamentswhich means they still get some shekels and free teamhouse and sallary.

Or they can try to kick him and get other mid, but if they fail they will have a rough year.

Slark is pretty good right now, most of the meta carries in this patch only have single target abilities.

post THAT webm

>I'm a hardcore EE fan

>she
what meme is this?

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Does draskyl still work for moonduck?

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why exactly does mooncuck think we want to look at maut and zyori's cams?

what is WRONG with EE??????

>founders of moonduck will disable their cams
Haha

Dad's taken a break from casting, I think a family member is sick or something

>Digital Cucks
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>DIGITAL KEKS
>THEY ARE AMERICAN NOW

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

Based on the draft I can safely say NP will win

We haven't called them cucks since bulba left.

Never doubt the power of EE throw.

The battle cup name for Digital Chaos team is "Digital Cucks"

Dump your /ee-sami/ webms

based on the players i wouldn't be so sure

>Misery.
This dude is a fucking player.

That was a good decision.

1. He didn't ult

2. The problem was that Bane was AFK in bottom lane

3. Dragon Knight is not farming mid for some reason, even if the entire team goes top to try to kill Envy

moonmeander managed to lose a 1v1 against an abandon
fucking retard
as a legion commander
nice fucking point in Q you fucking retard

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I suppose they are thinking men.

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idont think they want to kick him desu, they are all good buddies. none of them are particularly good at dota, the reason they do well sometimes is because they have really good synergy.

Why are they unhappy?

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>he
Shes good with a little problem against invi heroes who can burst like slark but soo good if she have Meme lenes and Aghs at lategame
Watch Ehome last pro games i think NA BEAT LAN?
they spam it for early push and deathballing

This one point in return is stupid as shit it d oes fucking nothing

Holy christ what the fuck is this skill build on moonmeander

why does no pro have a clue how to play LC?

nice didn't have that one

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>NP

>pick LC
>lose

>Adult man nicking himself "Rose".
gas the fags

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moonmeander turns a free farm 1v1 lane into 13 minute phase boots + orb of venom + nothing

Fucking trash player
Nice skill build retard

Does this look like a fag to you?

There's no way they're getting paid a salary

agreed, i will nominate you to replace his position user.

do not disappoint me

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New to dota and mobas in general. What do?

absolutely