Driving a diesel mustang

>driving a diesel mustang
reminder that it's basically cucking yourself

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>it's basically cucking yourself
>cucking yourself
Truly, that word has lost all meaning.

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It's fine by me

Haven't you ever heard how porn is essentially cucking yourself? This is the same concept.

lmfao how is porn cucking yourself nigga

>fapping to a woman you desire, getting fucked by another man, usually one better endowed than yourself
>not cucking yourself

makes sense I guess...
Now, how do you make the jump to the diesel mustang?

>driving a car that is a mere image of what you desire, just like porn, to satiate your primal urges
>at the end of the day, you just find yourself longing for the actual mustang that Chad drives and envying him

Not all porn has to be about a women being plowed by someone. A good strip-tease is always enough for me. less likely to get caught too cause its quiet and no "uuuuhhh UUUUUUHH!!!" moaning.

>diesel mustang

is this actually a thing?
how very yuropeon

>Not all porn
>A good strip-tease
that's not porn

>less likely to get caught too cause its quiet and no "uuuuhhh UUUUUUHH!!!" moaning.
What if getting caught was part of your plan though?

Norm porn never did it for me.

Dildo riding is bananas though.

>Implying anything is freedomer than a diesel mustang
youtu.be/C7KpE_ag0Us

>uuuuhhh
>uuuu
>4U
What did he mean by this?

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t. hothead

Hot head 4u

Get this hothead outta here

Was being a hothead part of your plan?

Was getting baited by pasta part of yours?

Well well, looks like you replied. What's the next part of your master plan?

How could it be cucking myself? I get to nut, but not contract aids.