/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Asked For It Edition

>Patch 3.45 Notes
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>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII
>Friday, November 25, 2016 at 3:00 a.m. (PST)
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>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
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>Previously on /xivg/:

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naka bp

elezen mommies

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What's your story?

reminder that shantotto is canonically the most powerful being in the final fantasy universe

>avatar in the OP
>wrong game in the OP

Delete this and try again.

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im gonna do something VERY poopy to guffy and the best part is she'll never know.

The state of this general is an abomination against the Lord.
As an agent of our Heavenly Father, and recipient of His word, I have come here
to bestow thine Lord's commandments, if thou would choose to not follow these most
Holy of commands, you are a heretic, and are a contributor to the state of this
general's current state of degeneracy and ERPosting. Behold, the Lord's Commands:

I: Thou shalt not avatar post.
II: Thou shalt not discuss sexual perversions, for these abominations have not an onze
of relevancy to the topic of Final Fantasy XIV, and only server to rot thine mind.
III: Thou shalt only discuss the game, Final Fantasy XIV, or any game relevant to the general,
including references to past Final Fantasy games, or any crossovers during the relevant time.
IV: Thou shalt not post inane comments of no substance or relevancy.
V: Thou shall strive to help thine's fellow Warriors of Light on their respective journies,
through constructive criticism, gameplay tips, and guides.
VI: Thou shall share any interesting or esoteric discoveries found while in-game. Including,
but not limited to hidden areas, exploits, or mechanics.
VII: Thou shalt not parse DPS.
VIII: Thou shalt not show signs of racial supremacy, we are all the Lord's children, and we are
all equal in His Divine gaze.
IX: Thou shalt not engage in sodomy, for it is an abomination on the heterosexual relationship
engineered and constructed by the Holy Father. This includes futanari, crossdressers, homosexuals,
any non-heterosexual or non male/female.
X: Thou shall instigate conflict with those who refuse to take the Lord's Holy Words into account.
Resorting to violence against heretics is not only permitted, but encouraged. We are not a religion of peace.

With that, I shall continue to preach the Heavenly Father's Word, as is mine duty and my passion, and the
Lord's Will to see that this general becomes great again. Praise the Lord.

>Ippiki was kicked from Ultrash
>not even Ultrash wants Ippiki
lol

nah

what is the DRG 60 rotation?

It's catboy time!!

So be it, Naka.

>I join Ultrash
>Head: bald
>Dick: dry
>Brain: damaged
>I am forcibly removed from the linkshell

Not it's not.

elezen girlcock

A rare delicacy.

Naka is super cute!!

Republic is SOOOOO lucky...

Just had my Lala wedding! :D

go away

Should I fanta into a c@?

wassup

i do your gimmick better, friend.

is that male au ra looking for a boyfriend

can you fuck off already

last time i checked your gimmick was orbiting a tranny and crying in the thread because he didn't want a creep like you stalking him

can you fuck off already

>cat in a failstorm jacket
you literally cant escape them
no cats AND lizards are common AS are midlanders, fanta into a male Roe

/stormbloodhyped/

There are potatos in my ear, speak up!

Yes.

Congratulations. Make sure to treat your spouse well in the eyes of the Lord.

nah you're corrupt

kill yourself

fuck off

>nude mode
not even surprised, there isn't a single lala player here that isn't a huge pedo irl

I kicked ippiki from ultrash. Ama.

i support this movement

>mad catposter
im going to throw a boot at you

no you didnt

Well they're already small children so in the eye of your lord it's aaaaaall right.

so sayith the sodomite

can you fuck off already

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soooo, hope everyone has a good turkey day tomorrow, except those that don't have a turkey day tomorrow '-'

me on the both

can I EB this ra first?

>aras softcuck brigade still going after evie
give it a rest nerds

post butt

who are you?

h*ck yeah

If you're somewhere populated and you aren't in the majority there you will be isolated.

Daily reminder that being different is wrong :3

I'm playing a lalaboi and I really want an older lala daddy

Proof? Source?

how did you make your game look like that?

its the cat

Post the initials of the cutest ebin and their best feature to identify them!!

Weird way to say "Amen" but whatever it's your religion.

truly post

what did he mean by this

>make new character
>start in Gridania
>Mother Miounne is always so proud of me
>OhNoMyHeart.jpg

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Well... the Lord doth sayeth...

What are you guys up to tonight?

I'm literally who
but I've fallen for this ra

mother miounne is the best intro npc

Repent for your sodomite desires, heathen, lest you burn for an eternity. Praise be upon the Lord and His Light.

Mother Miounne is how I knew I'd made the right choice.

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fuck u cat

Come sit with me
Mist W5, beach

S.T.
TOES

ReShade

catbois r cute

Cease your indecent posts, they contribute nothing to the quality of the general, in fact, it serves only to throw us deeper into the quagmire of degeneracy.

bored as he*k

Hands down. Baderon will always have a special place in my heart, though. He's like that favorite uncle with a warm laugh that would always wink and sneak you sips of beer at family gatherings, forbidding you from telling your mother lest she skin him alive.

Just wana cute laladaddy

Just keep forcing it and you too might become and ebin!

Your desires are wrong and they only serve to degrade your mental state. Seek help.

What in God's cock is an ebin?

I need more Elezen.

2.1>2.2>3.2>2.4>3.4>2.0>3.3>2.5>2.3>3.0>3.1

But they feel right

A boi needs a daddy after all

2.3 was a great patch.

!

Enjoying the next four days off and getting a little tipsy. Gonna level a bit more and unlock a few things like treasure maps etc. Will probably spend a good amount of time chatting with people in town. What about you, user?

Balmung?

yes

Raidy raid night

Good taste

Ignore him spoodercat you're the coolest

If you're an American and can't spend Thanksgiving with your family for whatever reason, please remember to give them a call tomorrow. Your parents will be thrilled.

holy shit never show your teeth again like that, that just made you went from a 10/10 to 1/10

You're a good person, user.

!!!

pst lohomo dickhandler

are f'telor and fkuzotz from the same tribe rp wise

i look forward to coming back on friday and seeing chemo spent all day posting here

Good luck! I hope you accomplish your goals for tonight!

What gear is this, I would like to wear it with you guys

This Dentist is a stone cold motherfucker, so we can't show his face on television.