League of Legends General - /lolg/

please log tell me what how do i carry in this elo. all my games tonight have been ridiculous feeders and shitty players.
What else can i do?

Those skins are so expensive. There are so many of them, i dont get the high prices...

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can you do this in league?

Sorry user, Irelia is a lich and is cold and infertile and incapable of loving anybody

>"So much time wasted on presentation."

Camille just doesn't understand Jhin's art.

>No hot babe will ever have cosplay sex with you as your waifu
I think its time to give up on life.

My little goat laner couldn't possible be this cute!?!?!?!?!?

BREEDING

Draven!
He's the best!
Draven buffs when?!?!?

There are only 4 now. And they have the high price tag because all of them are multiple skins in one. For example people are excited for Elementalist Lux because it's like 10 skins in one.

you can cosplay your waifu yourself!

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Killing and taking their bones and scales to craft badass armor.

Fed hecarim who went full damage can

maybe someone would if you wouldn't be that ugly

Sometimes you play well and lose, sometimes you play poorly and win, that is what this game is about. In the long run, it feels like flipping a coin, since most players tend to get a 50/50% w/l rate.

>still no romance queue

caaaan anybodyyyy find meeeeee SOMBODEEH tooo luuuuve

each mornin I wake up I die a little

>"Here, doggy."
>"Shouldn't you be on a leash?"

Camille is begging for D Cane.

>10 deaths
>Sometimes you play well

Are you a boy?

I die a little inside every time you post that.

Whats the most autistic Username you can think of?

Im ready for a name change but I need some ideas. I need a username that screams IM A HUGE FAGGOT like "PonyKisserX3"

Sauce? I'm on mobile

>tfw just lost to a 37/1/6 graves smurf

what the actual fuck is that damage

i thought graves was meant to be bad now? how does he do so much fucking damage?

>Ionia
>good

Someone didn't read the new lore centering around Zed, Shen, Jhin and Ionia's orders in general. It's the next faction in line for a huge lore wake-up call.

If the relationship between Zaun and Piltover is supposed to be a political and social commentary between greedy wealthy vs the hardworking poor and the greed of the 1st world vs the exploitation of the 2nd and 3rd world, then Ionia's conflicts will criticize the bullshit of Asia's isolationist views and backwards/mentally unhealthy social customs and """honorraburu""" beliefs that the elite enforce upon the common citizen to keep them in their place.

tldr; Ionia's "peaceful" ways of "balance" and "honor" and "harmony" are just bullshit to delude the masses and keep them in line so that they can be good little hardworking drones for the shadowy cabals that overrun their political system.

From what we know, the only ones who're truly in the real know of Ionia's corruption and have experienced it first-hand are Zed, Syndra, Jhin and Yasuo. It's no coincidence that all four of them are outcasts to their society, and that all four of openly state their distaste for Ionia's politics/beliefs/culture/honor system for the fact that the strict and corrupt society ruined their lives and drove all of them off into the deep end.

It's even more suspicious that 3 of them came from very strict families with invalidating (and in Jhin's potential case, maybe even abusive) parental figures; very reminiscent of younger asian kids and people who have to deal with requests of strict parents. Also the fact that Yasuo's own brother had to disown and kill him reminds me of the dumb family disowning acts that east-asians do if like, one of their kids happens to get a C on a test or some stupid shit.

>romance que
>[current year]

BloodLustKiller

how little? what percent of death do I give you when I post it?

yes

WHY is Annie so LEWD?

"Only command what you can enforce."

Azir BTFO

>Dortte Dort
I couldn't even be upset if the swedish chef announced for the enemy team. It would make dortte dorts on my own team like less of a big deal.

be my king!

here

what hero is this?

fuck off /pol/

Not even close

No. I can't.
Not as a barrel chested "bear"

why the fuck did camille have to be a cyborg, it kinda shits all over jhin's unique niche in the universe

>zed, syndra, jhin, and yasuo

Uhhh, no.
Yasuo was falsely accused of killing his master due to technique used and bailed.
Zed flipped shit because Jhin drove him mad and his master refused to kill him.
Syndra is a powerhungry isolationist mage.

Only in Jhin's lore did we get insight into Ionian government being corrupt because they are the ones who released him.

Stop projecting your shit story onto league lore, chucklefuck.

None of the mentioned Champions have any beef with Ionia. Zed has beef with Jhin, Jhin wants to fuck with Zed and Shen, Syndra is a woman, and Yasuo is trying to vindicate himself.

>mfw a fed morde 1v5 us at dragon pit wit drag ghost

Holy shit fuck that champ. Like how the fuck does he heal so much while shitting out damage.

It's not meant to be /pol/ bait. It's not my fault that League's lore is going full social commentary now.

I don't have an issue with the gay you post, just your poorly drawn staple that you post each and every thread. I've just started associating it with your pathetic whining, so the image makes me cringe now.

>be a silver surfer
>decide to one-trick draven because he looks fun
>feed my ass off learning him
>get new account because got banned for feeding - not even inting just playing shit and getting reported for it
>keep playing draven because he's fun
>something magically clicks
>start hard carrying every game
>mfw 70% winrate in silver 1 and no signs of slowing down

and this is to go even further... beyond! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

feels goodman

Alright thats def up there but It would only work if I started spamming Zed,Jhin,Aatrox and dreadknight skins

got anymore?

Viktor.

A champion who has been out since season 2.

I don't know what you're trying to say because Jhin isn't a cyborg.

His personality is weird as fuck already,he could look like a generic chad and still be unique

hello yes where do i find bf

why does jhin want to fuck with people?

a wicked sense of humor

good, Id like to be associated with that image

its cute

viktor leaving aside orianna and blitz who are full robots

You could always crank up the weeb:
KuroSwordsman
Kiritowned
Zabu$a
Jhinchuuriki
B4nk4i

>ignoring the shitty meme support and terrible vayne
>shaco jungle
come on now.

:3?

why do people want to fuck with each other?

i love the feeling when you suck dick at a champion and something in your brain just randomly clicks and you start fucking shit up every game.

I was like that with nidalee, fucking up every game but then I had a 70% winrate on her in high diamond out of nowhere

Jhin's not a fucking cyborg

what in the name of fuck is a Diver class???

>pic related
so they want everything to be broken?

>Jhin
>cyborg

Riot confirmed that he just wears some weird armor to protect him from the recoil of his sniper rifle, the splash art portrays it as mechanical limbs because there was poor miscomnunications between the dev teams; it wouldn't surprise me if it was outsourced.

here bby are you qt?

why do americans wear shoes inside?

we dont

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nocturne is a "diver"
things like xin, vi, irelia maybe?

ive never done that lol

at parties if you take off your shoes youll accidentally step on acid and trip the fuck out

true fact

>no Anti-Mage
>no melee carries

yes _:3!!!

>>get new account because got banned for feeding - not even inting just playing shit and getting reported for it

you can't be banned for playing poorly!
t: riot

they also wear baseball caps inside, pure degenerates!

Anyone has some good strategies to lose every single placement match?

Im going to try to pull the old Reep Shaco subtle feeding strategy but I don't think it will be enough (shaco is good now ???).

also saving IP for Bard

Long story short: He's edgy

Long story long: He's the Phantom of the Opera mixed with Hannibal Lecter, in that he sees beauty in death due to his twisted world view. He is incredibly narcissistic, seeing himself as a grand director with the people of the world being various actors in a grand thriller. Loves irony like Hannibal, but his disfigurement leads him to hide like Phantom.

Read Hannibal and you will get the gist. Hannibal, like Jhin, are few and far between in our world, thank god, even amongst prisons and psych wards. The few like them are quickly caught.

Diver class or "dive fighters" are the class that dives straight into the backline. They usually have tools to bypass the frontline.

-Wukong
-Vi
-Nocturne
-Irelia
-Xin
-Aatrox
-Lee Sin

they excel at taking out the backline first then fighting the frontline

Post waifus!

>things like xin, vi, irelia maybe?
>all the champions I hate immobile mages main here
boy im gonna love this ..

also
>Unpopular opinion: ADC should not have gap closers (dash/ Blinks)

is there any champ whose entire kit (xQWER) is skillshots

be my bf already then

>tfw sub30% winrate on one of my fav champs because soloq team coincidentally decides to chimp out everytime it's picked

who else ktf

Why are all my normal games stomped?

Why is it 2-30 at 20 minutes?

lux

ezreal, lux, velkoz, almost every mage
there are a bunch

Does anybody else get First Game Syndrome

I'll always do super well on the first game I play on a champ for some reason. Just earlier I tried panth first time and went 21/4/9.

Xerath
Vel Koz
Ziggs

mostly mages

Lux's W is not a skillshot

He doesn't play Jax, Yi, Trundle...
The list could keep going but I feel like your skull is too thick for it to sink in.

it is

yes it is faglord

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>literally kassadin