/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

AILSA!
AILSA!
PATRICK BATEMAN!

Reica,mallory,julia,kaylie,annie, and catherine are all confirmed futas

when someone else gets krampus'd
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3253&p=16737&hilit=krampus#p16745
when i get krampus'd
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3267#p16828

Oh fuck thats cool, thanks!

BUFF pAIS

I don't think I ever see those things at all.

Nobody played borer before the buff, too.

What did they buff?

I only played for like two weeks in February and stopped because Chem autism was making suicidal.

Came back recently and enjoying doing actual shit.

Literally everything. Borer were only Cordical Borers before, chem dispensing headslugs. Now they "bore" in your body and have very different evolutions that go from Bone Swords to Flesh Hooks and all kind of crazy shit.

I get hugged all the time, how can i hug back?

Yeah I had one grappling me all over the place a couple days ago.

That was neat shit.

press four, then five, then click on the person you want to hug

Bein able to card the AI inside a pAI when?

What do spider bots do?

Are they restricted the same as a MoMMI or can they just do whatever the fuck they want?

I thought you had good taste but then you said Patrick Bateman.

They're simple mobs, thye can't do much as they don't have hands nor modules. At least they can ventcrawl and spook the AI since they do active the turrets somehow

Patrick is in the 'bad husbandos' spot, dummy.

>Your waifu will never get drawn
Feels bad

I see, so they can just run around irritating people like a metallic assistant.

literally the worst. Unfaithful, chase tier antics, shunned by the community.

>your waifu did get drawn

>your wiafu is drawn
>It's an ''original donut steel' with a transexual nose job by xenovix

okay well post a link to the full

but hyuns a shitty waifu

Hyun is a nice waifu. Too bad eli is less than faithful

>a clown gets banned for someone else running into a supermater shard in the chapel because the clown put it there for a gimmick that was going fine until a retard runs into it and kills five people
>retard that ran into the shard doesnt get punished

>a captain gets banned for someone else getting a bomb and detonating it
>the person who detonated the bomb isnt punished

meanwhile carsh gets permabanned for metagaming, gets unbanned, metagames again, gets permabanned again, and then gets unbanned again.

Beating my doppelganger to death with an RPD that round really gave me some insight into how I would actually react if I had a clone

>tfw follow space law and report suspicious things to sec

is there anything better?

i dont care about who it is I just want to see it

Yeah, nothing gets better than getting stiches, ya snitch.

fine

forgot to spoiler

Hey can we be nice to each other today, on thanksgiving?

No, white man took land, white man must be punished, away white man,you do not belong on our sacred server.

One of the few to actually court his waifus, which would make him, however shitty, still better than most of you.

>this post
So that means Omega is better than most other waifufags?
Or Spergay?
Kurt?
Can you seriously say that any of these people, Shiggy included, is a better waifufag than most other waifufags?

Was Omega or Kurt successful with them?
Shiggy is perhaps the waifufag when it comes to that stuff, and in my 4 years I cannot remember anyone who would be such a big detriment to the waifufag movement.

>Playing on tg
>Spawn as ash walker
>Camp generated right next to the mining outpost
>First miner sees me, I tell him to leave
>A couple minutes later, several miners show up and raid the place, along with an asshole revenant working with them for some reason
>Burn through half of the starting eggs trying to defend the place, but get rekt easily
>In deadchat, I hear that the AI is the one who made them do it, it wanted the combat upgrade and didn't think to just ask for it
>They leave and take one of the last eggs with them after sacking the place
>Spawn in the last egg they left, bury the dead
>One of the miners shows back up and tries to recruit me on his adventures, as if he didn't just raze my land and slaughter my tribe
>He thinks I'm being a dick for not being on board
>On his way out, he blows some gibtonite which kills me
And that's the tale of how the white man destroyed my people

>But wait, they took an egg back to experiment on
>Spawn in, the scientists taking care of it went braindead and the "cage" they set me up in has a single unreinforced glass pane
>Break out, kill them, disguise myself as a scientist and leave
>We Lizgo Unchained now
>See some greyshit arresting the captain for killing someone, I don't even fucking know
>Try to bully the greyshirt to take the captain's ID but the asshole revenant shows up again and makes our walking movement fuck up
>Keep failing at being robust but eventually manage to get the captain's ID
>He runs away with the captain because he thought I was trying to free him

You have to go back.

>On my way to the AI chamber to get sweet revenge for my lost brothers and my imprisonment, I hear the announcement
>AI armed the nukes
>Someone had fucking one human'd it, and with the combat upgrade they took from my camp it had malf powers
>It wasn't the white man's fault, it was the robut the whole time
>Get to the AI sat, it's focused on other things and hasn't noticed me
>Right when I get to the panel to disable the turrets, that fucking revenant shows up again and stuns me
>A few seconds later the door opens and I get lasered to death
>Everyone was surprised the AI was malf
>Nobody even knew I had broken out since the AI never reported the dead scientists
>Humans nuked, tribe killed for nothing by people who were tricked into it, I die just before getting my revenge and becoming a hero
It's like a fucking greek tragedy

No

Fuck off TG. Go back to your cancer-cesspool.

stop falseflagging

We did it reddit

Did anyone ever get punished for that massive bomb in the courtroom?

Tips on how to court Rail?
Should I also be a vox?

>non-lifeweb players think they're not all reddit

No, Rail is clearly into humans.

Make puns at her.

>movement
Also, Shiggy wasn't successful with anyone either.
A total failure both here and in real life.

>shilling lifeweb
Unpleasant
I'm actually doing good, flying to Moscow on the 10th and a new life awaits

>traitor disconnects 10 minutes into the round
>permabanned from antag
>captain leaves the game at round start
>permabanned from captain
>geenkeys instantly disconnects at round start when he'sa vox raider and part of a team
3-day ban from raider, not antag in general even

uh
please explain?

Get her sweaters

>banning admin: zealotron
Do you need more?

Yeah I want someone at least giving Geenkeys an antag ban on top of the raider one.

Shiggy who would you argue is the most pathetic waifufag of them all

omega, kurt, or freak

Hm, I wonder if she'd like the turtleneck.

Is there a way to replace motorized wheelchair batteries?

Court a different, better Vox, like Kayahi

kayahi only wants to be with rail

>reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/5eppon/grieving_for_griefly/
Thoughts?

PJB is fucking retarded if he honestly thinks anyone wants to play a shitty 3D remake other than Hippie-tier faggots

As a traitor, I've disconnected less than 10 minutes into the round literally dozens of times. Disconnecting as a head is reaaally common too. I never got banned for it.

PJB, look, I get you have good intentions, but mate, I got no respect for anything you say since the design document, alright pal.

I know you mean well, I sincerely do, but jesus fuck, quit with the autism. If you didn't want to bring atention to ss13 server or to the actual project, don't use the flair and don't make a autistic post describing how a remake is flawed up the ass.

You haven't been noticed then, both of those are against the rules

No he wants a 2D remake

>not grid-locked

It's already almost impossible to remake SS13 with all it's features. But remake it, into a non-grid locked game?

Way too ambitious

R.I.P Primulus
primulusgame.com/

oompa, loompa, doompity dill

take your garbage elsewhere, you shill

Dude that thing died like two years ago where have you been

Fuck off reddit

>admins let me see ghosts
>Can barely see anything
>admins begin flinging me around
>I couldn't kill the last guy because of this
even if I hadn't been admemed, I think borers count and I didn't have a knife

>chaplain gets teleported to the Grim Reaper's dimension to fight the clown
>one of his arm borers repeatedly hooks Grim and pulls him around
FLAGRANT DISRESPECT

Your rhythm's off.

There were borers, MoMMIs, and MMIs, you were doomed from the start

FUCK YOU ZELDA
LEARN ENGLISH BEFORE YOU PLAY ON THIS SERVER YOU EASTERN FUCK

Everyone saw the ghosts. I wouldn't have dumbly been stunlasered by you if I could have seen you were the only person in escape

What do you mean? Brazilian underages and 30 years old russians are already half of our playerbase.

serb?

He wasnt. You tried to kill me twice. I deathgasp'd twice. Borer saved me. I tried for you to come kill me so I would stunpen then laser you, but you didnt fell for the bait

that fight was fun as fuck, glad i became a borer instead of getting my head put back on

>Getting in melee range
>when you have no less than three guns
>on a *You feel a small prick* round
Besides, not like you could have reached me
INFINITE
SYNDIE
SOAP

>be tator clown
>decide to murderbone
>actually going well, pretty happy with it
>get teleported to another dimension to fight the chaplain
>right as the fight was about to begin, features
>screen stopped updating, could only see the (lagging) chat and sounds
>even before the fight began I told them in LOOC that I was featuring
>got killed anyway
>ENCORE
>win
>ENCORE
>lose
>ENCORE
>lose

serbia?

serb ded?

that wasnt the plan. I got inside a locker. You'd open it, I'd stunpen you, then close for the second it takes for you to be stunned. Then I'd just laser you.

i can't believe no one caught you for muderboning till the duel with death

>tfw the megaghost adminbus threw me around so hard it unplugged the server

anyone got the CMO HoS comic that's made from the movie Outland?

>everytime im ready to kill xenos and traitors with my flamethrower i get disarmed before i can flame people
>everytime i go antag i get killed by another antag after setting up my stuff fucking up the station
Atleast the station partly gets kaput, ima go full kind now.

How do you remove floors as MoMMi?

If your screen's freezing download the beta patch.