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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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tf2 sucks

What are you thankful for, tf2g?

>Casual match
>people actually playing the objective on ctf_turbine

>Join Turbine
>See this
What do?

Switch to gunslinger to piss of scout mains.

How's FaceIt?

The enemy team had no scouts. I was already using funslinger.

Disregard my post, I'm blind.

>demanding others not play the objective
Why don't you just fuck off to a trade server. There's plenty of populated ones and you'll find plenty of like-minded simpletons.

ded

kys faggot LOL XDDD

Rude

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Why do people use the Turner when the Targe is so much better?

woah that's sneky

lmao i quit around the time they announced pyro vs heavy and i come back only now to see there was NO FUCKING UPDATE in those months

what is valve doing

Is there any cosmetic that looks better painted?
Only I can think of that doesn't look like shit is the Gold Coupe

Depends on what you wear it with. I think the paints I used here are pretty good.

I'm thankful for the Miami nights hound dog I just traded for

Making some mad cash thanks to the 2x unusual halloween unboxes

You're not suppost to talk to based nigger you fucking newfag

because mobility is the best thing in the game

>he doesnt filter Viva

Can I make profit by buying quicksell unusuals to sell them with the full price?

So with this jungle stuff on the homepage, how likely the next update will be the napalm update?
Mid range flames?

Yeah. It even easier now that a lot of new traders unboxed unusuals and aren't patient enough to sell them at full price. Or take advantage of bible outdated prices on the recently changed single to all class hats

Those unusuals are being quicksold because no one is going to buy them for their full price.

Isn't it because impatient kids?

>Trying to make profit off unusuals
No. No one wants to buy at full price, everyone only buys for at least 50% off and sells for 50% more than it's worth.

>and sells for 50% more then it's worth
Then I can sell at full price, your answer makes no sense.

You ignored the first part of my post. No one wants to buy at full price, but everyone wants to sell for 50% more than it's worth. Meaning good luck trying to sell your garbage quicksell, which is likely a quicksell because the owner spent the last 6 months trying to unload it.

If by everyone you mean the quickbuyers with 50+ unusuals then yeah sure. However it isnt hard to find kids that arent good with their unusual prices beyond bible.tf, or are very impatient due to how different it is to trade low tier items instead of unusuals

Then how do I make profits if it is not with unusuals?
>Inb4 australium lmao
Nobody buys them at full price, not even 80% of its full price

Move up to CSGO or DOTA.

>CSGO
No thanks I dont like realistic games
>DOTA
No thanks I dont have autism

Quickbuying backpacks is also a thing or offering cancer shit to a guy desperate in getting their first unusual also works
Or buy mvm parts (and cards) for 1.5 scraps and either resell them on the market or make them into desirable kits

You can also buy "theme" items before an event and then resell them when there is hype. Like festive weapons, b.m.o.c or haunted and spelled items but that takes some time if you really want to max out profit

Sell lazor weapons to children.

There are lots of bots buying cards at 3 scraps and no one buys mvm parts so I don't think is profitable
Im patient, it's k
?

Back when pubs were a thing, you could easily grab some hats or stranges from children who wanted to use cool laser guns like bison and mangler. I miss it.

On december people get free mvm ticket. Most of the players that get the ticket dont know about bots or scrap.tf

new comic issue when?

Fists of Steel and Eviction Notice are the most widely used Heavy melees. If you want some spice then try Steak with KGB or EN.
>inb5 some pub Heavy defends GRU

Turner is for fulltard Demoknight. Since mid-air charges are possible Turner have the upper hand for offense play. Targe and Splendid are get-go for Sentry protectors or Hybrid Demos.

It will come out soon Im sure of it, they said so themselves

There was no free MvM ticket last year.

When you are heterosexual

Im very confused

I thought new players that didnt play on previous festives still got rhe holiday sock gift thing from valve

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Haven't played this game in years. Is the new matchmaking any good?

Anime line:
anime only below this line

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No.
You can get in a match that is going to finish in 30 seconds because autobalance is dead or in a team of newbies against a team of tryhards with le funny lenny face binded

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>I dont have autism
>i dont want to play a videogame because it looks realistic
pick one

>when you level up

i want to murder weebs

>Not playing realistic videogames makes you autistic
Really makes you think

But your arms are anime.

>completely lacks reading comprehension
cant say im surprised
i said that, the fact that the ONLY reason you have for not playing a game is JUST that it looks realistic makes you autistic
is that clear enough?

I dont find anything bad about CSGO but I dont really want to play it so I made a dumb lazy argument

>trying to make profit in tf2
>posting a tf2 gmod picture
>this post
well if i have to guess, youre a kid and your parents wont buy you csgo
sorry for making fun of you little guy, but serious advice, you should wait until youre 15 or 16 to post here, otherwise most people will notice youre a kid

It's unironically the worst thing that's ever happened to the game.

>Trying to make profit is kid's stuff
>gmod is kid's stuff
>dumb arguments are kid's stuff
K.

Really? That sucks. So I guess I should go back to custom servers then?

yep

I'll take "Tacit Admission" for $1,000, Alex.

Anyone else got this issue since the update where weapons just dont show up on the loadout screen?

Never mind, this gun just doesn't like existing

i dont like existing either

Ow the edge

*teleports behind you*
you think THATS edgy.......? psh
*slices you in half with my night katana of death*
that was a lesson on terminology............ hope you learned something, kid

Even the stock one is invisible
Does anyone know what the fuck?

have you tried uninstalling the rainbow dash scattergun skin mod

*regenerates*
*smirks under my fedora*
heh....kid....you dont know who you're messing with...
*unsheathes akuma death scythe*
*slices your head off*
tsk, hardly a challenge

*women and children run away from the fight of the century*

>Southamerican furry weeb who also used to be a ponyfag
How can you even be alive

*breathes in*
*breathes out*

same way you are

>ponyfag
[citation needed]

Yeah, but the game just isn't the same without it

>what is fighting fire with fire

you can't cure gay with more gay you fuckinf stupid idiot

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just fucking watch me faggot
*sucks your cock*

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>tfw to dumb too play spy

>tfw to dumb to play tf2

Why do people call the Down Vest edgy?
Its just a puffy jacket

School shooter vest

What?

puffy jackets are edgy as fuck dude

School shooter vest

What?

>Delinquent

What?

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