/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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>inb4 something about smash being integral to the event and that they should cater
christ can this guy just stop being such a bitch for once

the agdq venue actually sucks but speedrunners have nothing to compare it to because it's the only time of the year they leave their house. smashers are used to events every weekend.

Can't wait for this general to become active during the next GDQ

Don't mind if I do!

Can't wait for you to choke on a cock

rude

hot

*logs in to grommr*

I'm shitposting LIVE from my family's Thanksgiving dinner!

enjoy the looks of disapointment

tfw hungry

*plays runescape*

*plays runescape on a private server*

is trihex esports?

He has as much APM as high level starcraft players.

Remember when Werster retired from pokemon?

Can I get a (you)?

Remember when siglemic retired from sm64?

Remember the summer he didn't stream at all yet kept saying he would to rake in sub money

Siglemic really fell off.

Is he a NEET now?

He's always been a NEET. At least since high school.

He made mad dosh from donations and subs

you cant say that is being a neet

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ask them what they think about disgusting tranny freaks

youtube.com/watch?v=YkBzl8M91UU

Wtf happened to that speedrun documentary? They came out with that trailer and sold t-shirts then vanished. It's been years since professorbroman speedran now.

youtube.com/watch?v=CXgNl2g7EL8

I really really like this picture

>there is a marathon going on an nobody told me
What the fuck, guys?

>paper mario
>shitty intro that probably took 20 hours to make
>super autist voice reading from a script for a 3 minute video
>taking other peoples credit

checks out

Check out how gaming-charity-marathons are supposed to answer questions.

Ain't this much easier than wringing out asswipes for hints of how they're stealing your money?

clips twitch

tv/loadingreadyrun/CourageousFoxArsonNoSexy

I'm not sure what the point of this game was. Yes, I will not have a bad night. I'm not gonna go out of my pants this week and I'm gonna go out and eat it again, and she is my favorite person. I'm a bad guy but I'm a bad boy. I'm a bad guy but I'm a gay guy. I'm not gonna be able. I'm a bad guy but he has to do it all over the place and I will be a bad boy to the guy I will do for my life.

I'm not sure if they do that to the point where they should be a bad boy. I'm a gay guy and I'm a bad man. I'm a bad boy but I'm not gonna do it for you. I'm not gonna go out of my pants this week. I'm a gay lad and I'm a bad boy. I need a guy to be my guy for sure. I'm a gay lad but I'm a bad guy, and I'm not gonna go to sleep now. I need to get a bad guy to go out with a guy that loves a guy. I'm not sure if they do this to the other person but I'm sure that it will do. I am sure you can be sure that the point of view was to the article

you discuss me

>rpg grindmonkey looks like a cro-magnon sculpture walked out of a museum

Why does speedrunning attract the ugliest streamers

mfw serg

Cultural Marxism is a bad evil and bad evil but I will not be evil and I am not evil and I am sure that he will not be the same as the other one but I am not a guy who loves you

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I'm learning to run Battle for Bikini Bottom just to piss off SHiFT.

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why is the gaylord failing so hard at Mario 64 now?

he can't get a single run going in like three days of streaming

i agree with THIS post

not with that one THOUGH

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Don't bully my boy

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do you think the newboi kazooiegirl poster streams?

not a newboi, and yes I stream.

that's all you're getting from me.

live rn senpai
/liquidxsquid

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Gunnermaniac?

What's the deal with this guy? Seen him around and he seems super serious. Overly serious.

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tfw want to speedrun but no matter how hard I try I feel like I can't get any better

squid....

I wish I was as good as squid.....

squid....

De hippie spacing suggests otherwise newboi

Out out out!

heck I wish I was good as you, squidposter

squidposter doesn't speedrun

I'm sure he could crush any of my times in a week though

Some guy playing babby's first mario game, but he's a good example too

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How do speedrunners do that one thing on their Twitch channel that shows the like Milestones in the run and the timer going down and all that?

Is it a certain program, and how do they get the timer to start, and how do they hit the milestone, and so on and so on

Want to try getting into speedrunning

livesplit

was shrew posting the precursor to monkey posting? is monkey posting another NEGA ploy?

just grind until your hands hurt user

Witwix is finally kicking Jen out of his house this weekend. She has been inviting her new boyfriend over for the past month and distracting him. He couldn't even finish a super mario 64 70 star speedrun because he was too angry to focus.

Once she is gone Witwix will once again be able to lead the speedrun community. ClintStevens' reign will be over.

what do you even get out of forcing fake witwix drama?

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Alright, I'm a newfag and idk this meme. Who is this?

AGDQ is only a little more than a month away! will they arrive there safely?

birdxlaugh

The thread was deleted, wtf

The God Gamer Stigma

nega is NOT a thing
it was just the false claims of an exposed trannyfucker
he was so ASHAMED of having cornholed a mentally ill FREAK who believes he's a woman, that he started to pretend he was retarded

no one watch esa?

her twitch handle is kazooiegirl. i know her full name but i'd probably get banned for posting it.

anyway, she's most known for being the kinda hot ex-girlfriend of Stivitybobo, the banjo kazooie world record holder. people still post about her here because she's basically the hottest chick to ever be associated with speedrunning (which is a little sad desu) and they jack off to her instagram.

she has no real relevance otherwise.

>the kinda hot
lol?
>she's basically the hottest chick to ever be associated with speedrunning (which is a little sad desu) and they jack off to her instagram.
lol?!?!?!?!

well I don't think she's hot at all lmfao

I'd pay good money to lick Kazooie girl from her neck all the way down to her fufu, gliding past the nipples and b-belly button as I go!

She's not that hot but don't tell me you would mind her seizing on you.

Imagine drinking Medievil Milk from the Medi head itself. Mmm, now that's a good cup of Medi!

Imagine spending your whole day making posts like this instead of speedrunning.

But I speedrun often. This is merely the downtime of my day, inbetween duties.

Come, take a seat and indulge in a warm skull of M-Medi.

The Milky Medievil

Imagine playing chess with the Medi man himself.