Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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best waifu

When will someone tell Godz that his fucking pedostache looks ridiculous?

@161076962
Stop doing this, nobody ever falls for it

Reminder that every single team, player and caster prior to TI4 was garbage that would get dumpstered by even pubs in today's competitive environment

nth for pugna posting

How did Trixi play?

Who's the 8.5/10?

>MYM won honeypots back when dota was full of bads
>So they're good
- d3g

twitch
.tv/dreamleague

If you didn't know we're in sweden for the dreamhack finals!

>there will never be a team as good as kaipi

>anne hardcore flirting with slacks cause he's engaged
women, not even once

>Yuros pay 70% taxes to support this

lmao

>tfw no Sheever GF

WHEN DOES THE PAIN END

What if Gordon Ramsay played a game of dota?

youtube.com/watch?v=0nRpRnSCZd0

>Is void a position 1 carry?
>Y-y-yes chef
>Wow. Unbelievable

what a dead game and a dead thread

>Don't update a game for SIX MONTHS despite getting a cool $100,000,000 for hosting a LAN
>Surprised it's dead

Another month of it only getting more dead, followed by Jugg & Monkey king arcana saleapalooza disguised as an update (buy both Arcanas day one and they become double EXTRA exalted!!!!).

Seriously there needs to be a mass exodus of people with disposable income from this game so Valve might fucking realize updating a game with millions of players twice a year is stupid and unprofessional.

htoly fuck fogged

bulldog couldn't get any more cucked than this.

Reminder that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

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jesus christ I hate slacks and sheever

sheever looks pretty cute here

foolish tards of dota

Where do I get a sheever poster like that?

I want to tribute it

Going to need to save up for a couple of weeks first

praise lord skeltal

Won't be necessary, I'll be like a firehose with that motive in front of me

Hahahahahahaga hahahahahahaga lulba

triple k mafia represent

What the fuck is wrong with Urn of Shadows? I had one for 40 minutes and healed teammates the whole game and in the end it said that I had healed 272 hp. Fuck off, Valve.

>mana burn
Nice game dotards, fucking 13 years of fucking mobas taught us mana burning is no fun for anyone

>Playing the game
>Buying goybok
LUL

god DAMN fogged is short. I didnt know they made them that tiny

I'm so fucking tired of these ""talent"" making everything about themselves. It's like they think the reason people watch pro dota is their meme antics. And there's more fucking """talent""" than players on this fucking lan. Oh and now they have huge drawings of themselves as the studio background? Just fuck off with this shit.

you didnt even choose the best overshit girl

Not if you have multiple heroes that are broken if they aren't countered with mana burn :^p

>tfw people still play Overhyped

how do i stop losing my lane to huskar

who the fuck is that ogre in front

feed kills to him
spam pings
rant in all chat about your team not ganking

wtf

Miss Photoshop 2016

Yeah, unlike your shit game, dotard.

that appears to be sheever with dyed hair

>haven't played in a year
>3.2 MMR (shitty but eh)
>can't carry teams solo any more because new mechanic
>no one speaks English in this game anymore and if they do its broken
Hello from 2.6k /d2g/, its dark down here.
I haven't won a single game in 8 matches. Whether I go 5-0 clockwerk solo, get an early radiance/diffusal as spectre, go 8-0 in lane as undying (no late game in him I know) I just can't go against an entire team anymore.

>Ogre confidently diving towers at 2 minutes

I think thats Llamas FrankenGF

user I don't see any horses

Here we go again

Get ready for +2 ogre armor next patch. It's gonna be biblical.

why is purge so rude in his coaching videos

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You have to be cruel to be kind

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Ok which one of you is the standing guy at the back 3rd from the right, doing that creepy friendzoned-but-friends-enough-where-i-can-touch-her-naked-shoulders thing

And you is not the case a sucker, which three years ago I was tired ban in Veeky Forums in dotathreads? The same omega, the same positions, the same butthurt life mentally healthy men. Oh yeah, you're not even a man, by the way.

Actually a decent play-by-play caster. Clear, concise and doesn't ramble on with their shitty "analysis"

There's not one good looking girl in this picture.
America everyone!

Where's that guy saying imperial was good?

Where's "The Mochuh"?

Also +25 movespeed. And bloodlust AoE passive.

why do we need 2k mmr female casters

That
Fucking
NOSE
O
S
E

She's alright but sometimes she talks too much, too fast for no reason.

Bottom second from Right is CUTE!!

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On the place.


THE WORLD SMALLEST MODERATOR ITT

ogre is such a garbage hero

He doesn't scale at all
Once upon a time Ogre did lots of nuke damage and he was an unusual hero
Now we have fucking potms ....

why do dotards need two threads bumping at once?

Daily reminder that Bruno is Icefrog and anyone who doesnt accept this fact is a literal retard

youtube.com/watch?v=SWu-1eQOVPs&feature=youtu.be&t=23m

23:05 and 24:55. players talk as if bruno is in charge of balancing. You can also see a bookmark to the same chinese website that icefrog posts on constantly on his toolbar

youtube.com/watch?v=PH9RVwoH81g&feature=youtu.be&t=37m42s

37:50, LD calls bruno icefrog and is kicked off the cast

peaceful puje here?

good to see Liquid still throwing

Chop chop

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GTFO stupid dotards

is alch meta now

Peaceful cloje here?

Hello d2g

Na'Vi.Dendi and VP.NS hangin' in club

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>mid or feed
>randoms batrider
>feeds on purpose
Why do i even play this game anymore?

hi

based old slav posters

I AM SCARED

So what did you losers chose to nominate this shit game under for?

I made a special "BETA Test" category for it.

Rather fitting, if I do say so myself.

Game within a game, in hope that they will bring back the shop game while waiting for the match

When your pain is enourmous but you tries to hide it.

>It's an "alchemist death ball" episode

Why isn't Tobi casting?

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"JUST 5 MORE MINUTES"

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>remove sam "bulba" sosale
>win

What does it mean???

The black girl is cute.

Sheever is THICC my fucking dick

>Playing vs tier 4 teams
>Liquid choking against anyone tier 2 or above even after kicking bulba

wew