/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

who should I contact if I want to eat chocolate syrup out of a cuties bellybutton?

What else can I do while waiting for Raid days?

A new thread means more chances to post Highlanders.

>why am I giggling so much
Being true to myself is important, and I must be the flamboyant Sea Wolf.

How do you feel about potatoes.

Rest is important

but she's so cute
that's okay, i will always like your femroe

I will post!!

You rest from all the dicks you get.

*Boop*

>all these sluts ready to be fucked

I don't consider them male.
Or human.
Or sentient.
Not gonna lie, that's actually a pretty handsome catboy.
I mean, get lost disgusting self-insert male loser.

Fudged up and posted this in the last thread BUT

You can always make them for yourself! And if knitting or crochet aren't your thing, check out /po/ for papercraft ideas. Paper stars are an easy gateway project and can be good for killing time while you're waiting for something. Here's a good instruction video on how to make them.

youtube.com/watch?v=EgL9_AinRuI

No, that's a waste of good yarn and your bojangles would itch like crazy.

looks like this catboy is in dire need of a good dicking

The state of this general is an abomination against the Lord.
As an agent of our Heavenly Father, and recipient of His word, I have come here
to bestow thine Lord's commandments, if thou would choose to not follow these most
Holy of commands, you are a heretic, and are a contributor to the state of this
general's current state of degeneracy and ERPosting. Behold, the Lord's Commands:

I: Thou shalt not avatar post.
II: Thou shalt not discuss sexual perversions, for these abominations have not an onze
of relevancy to the topic of Final Fantasy XIV, and only server to rot thine mind.
III: Thou shalt only discuss the game, Final Fantasy XIV, or any game relevant to the general,
including references to past Final Fantasy games, or any crossovers during the relevant time.
IV: Thou shalt not post inane comments of no substance or relevancy.
V: Thou shall strive to help thine's fellow Warriors of Light on their respective journies,
through constructive criticism, gameplay tips, and guides.
VI: Thou shall share any interesting or esoteric discoveries found while in-game. Including,
but not limited to hidden areas, exploits, or mechanics.
VII: Thou shalt not parse DPS.
VIII: Thou shalt not show signs of racial supremacy, we are all the Lord's children, and we are
all equal in His Divine gaze.
IX: Thou shalt not engage in sodomy, for it is an abomination on the heterosexual relationship
engineered and constructed by the Holy Father. This includes futanari, crossdressers, homosexuals,
any non-heterosexual or non male/female.
X: Thou shall instigate conflict with those who refuse to take the Lord's Holy Words into account.
Resorting to violence against heretics is not only permitted, but encouraged. We are not a religion of peace.

With that, I shall continue to preach the Heavenly Father's Word, as is mine duty and my passion, and the
Lord's Will to see that this general becomes great again. Praise the Lord.

regan is PURE and CUTE

CATBOYS UBER ALLES

he isn't going to be when i'm done with him

RDM tank
SAM dps
no DNC

Ooh mama can i suckle on your pits

Post your crush's initials and their server!

The ERPers are an abomination, whose minds are cluttered by thoughts of sodomy and fornication. They must be purified. Praise the Lord.

Cease your indecent posts at once. You swine.

No.

Oh, you can have this instead then.

> tfw the cat you're thirsting for tells you they have "no interest in erp"

Priest, Priest! Who's YOUR waifu?

>almost 2hours in queue for frontline roulette
gc restriction removal cannot come soon enough

V. A. Balmung.

I'm not on Balmung, so my love will always be unrequited.

neko bbc

Kill them all Johnny!

you don't need to erp with someone to have a good time with them

Male elezen are fine because they all die anyways.

every fucking day

indeed

Seto no...

Just plain cruel.

There a link for all the screenshots and information from the Live Letter?

>suddenly remember I dreamed this morning where I was fighting a lv60 dragon (possibly an important one (not currently in the game)), my weapon was strong enough to damage them but I was still wearing i50 Drachen and had to be extremely careful about getting hit
Is there an actual Dragoon skill where you flip over an enemy while striking them three times?

*breaks the rules*
Yeah try and stop me, bitch boy.

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/10887125/

Priest-chan, priest-chan i hope you have big pits because i'm to have a long suuuuuckle on them even if you didn't want to.

roll for your waifu!

Six please, Pixar Waifu a best.

>imagining my hands reaching around to molest the fuck out of this backside

>rolling for subpar midlanders

LF cutie boyfriend that will go down on me until I'm satisfied, pet my hair while cuddling, and wrap me in a blanket cocoon when he leaves the bed. No extravagant presents, please, but small tokens of affection are appreciated.

>neko is used good now

Holy shit.

spuki please calm down

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holy shit I want you to ride my dick while i kiss your back and armpit

Corruption is a thing.

cant stop laughing
or rolling

Not Spuki just lonely and cold.

>0
you get all of them or none of them

>and armpit

>just made meria's face cuter
a little biased here aren't we?

IRL post transition edition

Fools. You only serve to rot your mind.

How hard is A8S to clear now that everyone's incredibly overgeared?
I kind of want the MCH weapon for glamour purposes even though I never play MCH outside of PvP...

I want a girlfriend like that.

literally me irl

mechanics still instawipe so unless you know the fight, good luck

scum.

you accidentally put an s there

this fucking thread gave me an armpit fetish
now i want to make out, lick and rub against some armpits
what do you want?

RIP
Guess I'm waiting until 8.5 so I can brute force my way through it.

>that pic is me irl

I just want a nice boy to give me head pats, bring me food, and let me steal all the blankets. Is that too much to ask?

Will they ever fix how fucking horribly elves look in this?

Seriously, who wants to play a 190cm female with those proportions?

Mado.

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>I just want a nice boy to give me head
k

The only issues with elezen are their necks and running animations.

O Jésu mi, ignósce nóbis, libera nos ab ígne inférni, ad caélum tráhe ómnes ánimas, praesáertim máxime indigéntes.

That's how they were in FFXI, you either like them or not.

my blankets smell like sadness and bodily fluids, but if u become my gf u can wash them for me

Whoa, somebody likes them?

>this pic is also me irl

Is it really that surprising that we're all lazy fucks who just want to stuff our faces with food?

Anyone want to hang out? I'm cute in game and irl but idc if you're ugly.
I think she's cute.

oh fuck thats nice
thanks i love you

You need God in your life. I pray for you.

Thanks for your help earlier, I really appreciated it. I just wish things didn't end up like this. I don't understand what happened.

To each their own, my dude.

Elvaan actually look good. Elezen don't.

Mouthbreather.

It'd be nice, but it's not required. And must be minimum 7.5/10 cutie with life goals, a job, and reliable transportation.

PRIEST WHO IS YOUR WAIFU

>tfw no priest bf to purge the evil deep inside your ovaries with his sacred cum

Remember when THM was unique and interesting?

Oh, does anyone still actually do the Proto Ultima fate when it's up? I want to finish my stupid irrelevant memehorns suddenly.

Do not post anymore, Shrek

i need my gt to at least get a proper computor.

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