/blaz/ - BlazBlue General

Nope, the leak was Nesica 1. CF and Revelator run Nesica 2.

Disgusting. Lord Kagura can't be raped. He's a slut who won't ever say no.

Reminder that Mai must be milked twice a day.

I want to milk her.

What's with that sepia colored image anyway?

Wait, I thought Revelator wasn't on Nesica.

sethir gas all the waifus

Is it not? I dunno dude, all I know is CF is not in the crack.

WHEN YOU DIE.

...

WISH YOULL DIE

i knew you faggots would rather jerk off than play the game
kicking you out of /asg/ was a good thing and it only died because everyone is too busy playing the game

Why the fuck do I have to broadcast it every time I start up the game? Those that aren't playing the game are posting here those who are are playing the game some might be doing both. Now go fuck yourself

So Nu stole Ragna's sword right? I mean if Rachel is able to somewhat remember Ragna, a crazy yandere like Nu would probably go apeshit.

Ignore the bait. Anyone claiming that /asg/ played games is an obvious shitposter.

>playing the game is shitposting
blazblue fans everyone

>you faggots would rather jerk off than play the game
With bb it's easy to multitask.

I hope Tsubaki took it so she could dual wield it with Okami. That way she can be the next mc, in a quest for justice!

WHERE'S YOUR GOD?

Considering terumi is a god,can we start a religion based on him?

>terumi
>god
There are no gods

The master unit?

Not a god

32nd for Izzy!

Nice!

Buddha isn't either

A handcuffed god with nii-sama complex.

Ok what hte fuck is this from?

I wonder if Noel has ever considered cosmetic surgery.

And after CF?

I want to tenderly love him and protect him from you degenerates who only want to use him as a sex object

All 3 of these things this dude has made would be fucking god tier if not for those fucking sound effects.

I'm going to make you into a cuck and watch you cry as Jubei loses to the cock.

You won't get to if I fuck him first

it's from fandom

Same thing but without the handcuffs.

It's from one of those porn games where you click buttons to change various parameters like speed and sex positions. It even got an update that added Litchi and Taokaka. It's pretty good though it could stand to have a mute button

>I'm gonna protect him from being a sex object
>by using him as a sex object
You're already with us, you're already on our side.

So he has a complex about himself?

[Spoiler]doujin when [/spoiler]

I'm just happy Celica finally died.

Just because he can boss around the master unit doesn't mean he is the master unit.
Unless Mori moris the plot again.

I'm roommates with pupwa

I never said I was gonna use him as a sex object. I said I was gonna fuck him because its what two people who are in love do. Of course I feel sexual attraction to him, but that doesnt mean that's the only thing I want to do with him.

Hope not, I prefer her the way she is.

Why arakune is allowed?

>implying jubei loves you
Please. He's gonna love these dicks though

Makoto's hands look really weird here

just out neutral him senpai

Thats the worst part of the matchup

He can throw out unsafe gambles for days and get mopped for hours, but if he gets one lucky hit it becomes a tossup

He's such a lame design I honestly hope him and carl get nerfbat to the neck so they can sit down at D tier without their fuckery

I wont allow you to hurt him

>nerfing carl
>literally highest skill ceiling and skill floor character in the game
What the fuck is wrong with you

Also he can't convert for shit off air hits outside of dumb fatal starters(and if you get anti air'd by that turn off your game and sell your console) so you can jump all day

I guess I wasn't the only one whose been enjoying this game

>hard 2 play means he should just have near infinite block strings into unblockables

Nah, carl needs kicked in the teeth

Nine and Izayoi can salvaged with just pure damage nerfs and maybe some toning down to their most egregious gimmicks but Carl/Arakune are just shitty characters attached to absurd gimmicks

Rachel will probably get the Hazama treatment and make her stocks shitty to mamage but still strong to use

>>hard 2 play means he should just have near infinite block strings into unblockables
yes, it's not infinite either. Infact if you actually lab against Carl he's not that spooky (though he is spooky), and you can beat him in neutral. My nigga Hibiki for example can maul Carl in neutral as clones actually become good in that match-up. Like I honestly don't think you've even faced a competent Carl and are just going off match-footage instead of first hand experience. Like come the fuck on nigga, are you really saying "lmao izayoi only problem is her gimmick and damage" not the fact that she's super fucking amazing at everything and has the best OD in the fucking game? Like, honestly senpai? Not the fact that she has S tier zoning, S tier neutral, S tier rushdown S tier OD and makes her DP literally unpunishable, not her nigh-unreactable mixups, or fucking great movement. Okay.

Yeah, lets nerf the weaker character who's harder to play rather than the absurd character which is not.

It's not like Carl loses to Jin or anything either senpai, nah carl is 2broken Carl is unbeatable...what was the last tournament a Carl won?

Carl doesn't have unblockables, unless you count a+b but everyone has that. his only overhead is his side c which can be blocked by standing up

Canada Cup?

>get mauled by Izanami
>decide to try Hakumen against her
>D my way out of ribcage memes
>win
>don't even know how to play Hakumeme

>canada
a bang got top 8

I mean i understand why SKD put carl and arakune in the bottom half of S tier but
>Jin can beat him
isn't a good argument either since Jin has tools to deal with literally every character
Jin might have have the strongest matchup spread in the game because he's the jack of all trades character

Characters without reversals have to hold carls shit forever and that's why he can just nullify a large percent of the cast.

I don't disagree Izayoi is just the best character for a mulititude of dumb reasons, but you could make izayoi not do 7k off of dumb shit and make her "teleports behind you" shit slower/easier to hit out of and she might still be s/a+ tier

all the S characters deserve and hopefully get a little off the top, but carl and arakune will either get meaningful changes that reduce the oppressiveness of their gimmickry or minor shit that just makes their neutral harder to play and maybe makes people not want toplay them anymore.
>implying bang is shit
He's probably the hardest character in the game but still one of the most explosive if played well

Sounds like you have your counter pick.

How do I "out neutral" best fucking air normal in game? He can jump around mashing jB for days till he get a hit.

>isn't a good argument either since Jin has tools to deal with literally every character
Jin might have have the strongest matchup spread in the game because he's the jack of all trades character
Every character can deal with Carl though, he doesn't auto-win neutral and has no reversal of his own so you CAN easily get the first hit on him then lock him down the rest of the match. His neutral isn't that good.

>Characters without reversals
like carl, but OD exists and you can EA then jump out because it's safe. And you can like, not get put in that situation, or lab against Carl and like...learn his shit so you can deal with it? Or is he too hard for that?

>all the S characters deserve and hopefully get a little off the top, but carl and arakune will either get meaningful changes that reduce the oppressiveness of their gimmickry or minor shit that just makes their neutral harder to play and maybe makes people not want toplay them anymore.
Have you actually ever played Carl or Arakune? What you're saying is dumb, and here's why/ While their gimmicks and shit are real spooky and oppressive that's literally all they have and that's literally all they can do to beat you. Now because of this it leads to really linear play where you can play around and adapt to the shit they're doing because it's their only win con. Like my nigga just beat Carl in neutral, stop trying to IAD at him and don't let him push you back in the corner, like every character except bottom of the barrel tier character has stuff they can do to make Carl have a shitty day in neutral, and if you beat Carl in neutral he can do nothing but block(orod).

Like if Carl is really this bad why don't you play him. I'm pretty sure it's because you can't because literally playing two characters at once is NOT fucking easy in the slightest.

>bang
>not shit
He's bottom tier on every list for a reason

>No Hakumen in Fumi's list
>not even in the unlisted

WELP

What? What character do you play, it's really easy to anti-air especially with Arakune weird floaty air mobility

ded

>really easy to anti-air
>Arakune weird floaty air mobility
Pick one, lol. What the fuck are you even saying. It's exactly cause his air mobility is wierd and he can float randomly makes it even harder to antiair. Not to mention he can do it almost instantly from the ground and get sort of "dive kick" air pattern. That shit is impossible to antiair properly and I'm better then most at antiairing given I'm playing Mai who has best antiair in game. If you think otherwise you probably never played good memekune or just dumb in general.

Oh it is english now? I never found that ver.

see

You sound like a shitter desu, it really -really- isn't that bad at all, and if you're having that much trouble chicken block faggot. Jesus christ out of all the things to complain about on Arakune you cry about his j.b?

How long until a Kajun DLC is announced?

Do you even lab against characters you have trouble against or do you just say "wow fuck it man this unbeatable please nerf" holy shit come on.

Right after Mitsuyoshi

Not too hopeful to be honest. The arcade picture of her they use is just the story mode art (when she doesn't even appear in story mode). That says to me she's low priority enough they didn't whip up art for her like they did CF Trinity/CS Kokonoe.

should i buy xblaze from steam guys

Yes.

no

maybe

maybe

I don't know

Can you repeat the question?

only if you think you should

The husband is confirmed Pupwa.

Noel's breasts are just perfect de su

not too big or too small

Anybody wanna netplay? Im US West.

Just watch the cutscenes on Youtube. I warn you though you may need do get some drinks watching it. The art style and character design is fuck-awful.

>not too small
Any smaller and Noel would be a flatline senpai

why doesn't one of the titcows in this series have an attack where they use their huge tiddes as a weapon?

>flatline
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Why is ribcage a thing.

>pit hair

The only characters i am interested in playing are S/A+ tiers.
Am i a bad person?