ITT: Veeky Forums pickup lines

Want me to make you leak like the power steering lines on my E36?

Ey girl are you an 80s sports car because I'm wasting all my money on you ;-;

I DRIVE.

not bad

I drive a 1.3 m-m-multij-jet diesel, wanna go out s-sometime? N-no? Oh well m-maybe next time hehe...

It may be small, but it loads of fun like my Miata.

need none since i drive a BMW. mixed success so far but im sure ill get a gf one day, bitches know you have taste when they see black BMW sedan.

nice bait

cant believe no one posted isis pic

damn girl, you got the ass end of a dually.

ay gurl are you a dorito cuz I want to shoot my boost all over your apex seals