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Eggs Has Gone Bad Edition

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>Links
Official Site: scottgames.com
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>REMEMBER TO REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTING
>Bet he's feeling scrambled

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feat. pink guy

This OP pic is way too edgy

5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=38694
Reposting this.

Oh, it's one of 'those' OPs.

Eggs Benedict is my husbando

All that's missing is that shitty xbawxgaymer watermark and the penultimate shitpost brew will be stewing.

Explain.

>that OP
Jesus fuck

There's a certain way that these pictures are composed that makes them look incredibly melodramatic and with a sense of what a 14-year-old would view as "dark and cool". Perhaps there's someone else here that could explain it better but that's what rubs me the wrong way about it.

This actually looks very pleasant and even somewhat sexy, by the way. Keep up the good work.

You're just angry OP didn't post exactly what you wanted him to.

Hey, remember when we actually used content created in the general for the OP images and not the thumbnail of some random faggot's crappy music video?

Good times.

>game series about robots haunted by the ghosts of brutally-slain kids who mangle and mutilate security guards while they're still alive by stuffing them into animatronic shells, a child murderer Iron Maiden'd into a flesh-bot zombie with a mummified screaming face inside the mouth, an innocent boy who had his head crushed and brains chomped out, and bots built to kidnap and murder kids assimilating each other and tearing out a man's organs to wear him as a suit after one of them grabs a girl with a giant claw and crushes her to death inside itself
>"Man, the OP pictue is 'too edgy'"

>it's another "faggot posts rebornica shit and then acts like he has the moral high ground on a taiwanese knitting forum" episode
I hate reruns

Yeah, I remember when we'd use titty tiger, shota bat, mecha-dinos, porn sluts, and benis for OP images about a horror game series about animatronic animals killing guards.

>content created in the general

But anons hate 100% of all content created in the general.

>vincent
Opinion discarded.

And yet somehow all of that garbage is still more pleasant to look at than the poorly-made alternative rock cover currently in the OP.

Y'all are just taking the bait, you know.
Do us all a favor and just ignore the idiots.

Personally I'll take the canon Scott Cawthon-created characters over the general's herd of Furaffinity porn stars.

Why do you have the same shitty argument every single time?

>post something shitty
>nobody likes the shitty things you post
>b...but at least it's not the shitty OCbots!!!!!!!!

Just sad.

>shit OP image
>Zeemap

Y'all love to turn on each other and have massive shitstorms over the stupidest things, don't ya?

Post some FNAF shit and lighten up, there's more to life than raging on Veeky Forums over who's futa rabbot is better.

>mfw I snuck in the Zeemaps link two threads ago

I noticed, but I assumed it was still from when I stealth changed it to a furry board's zeemap where it stayed like that for large chunk of threads. Go back to before it was removed and you'll see.
I only now in this thread actually checked to see if it was the legit one.

>only one bit of lewd by J
I'm not usually a fan of orgies but I'd be willing to make an exception for these blank wooden dolls.

Nah, yours had been cleansed for quite a few threads before I snuck the classic one back there. I took a chuckle out of yours when it was there, though.

What is this zeemap thing and why does everyone hate it?

It's a virtual map where you can put virtual stickers on. Real bleeding edge tech.

Good morning general! Chapter 4 tonight!

That's what I mean. Mine was there for awhile, then removed without anything taking its place. As in there a bunch of threads with mine there, then some threads with no zeemap at all, which is where you then came in.

A Google map looking thing where people could mark themselves on it. Anons and OCfags alike participated. The original intention was meetup potential, and now it's just there as an OP relic. Eventually shitposters chose it as a subject to shitpost about, calling it circlejerking.

>meatspace meetups
>not circlejerking
well then

It was a simpler time.

>and now it's just there as an OP relic
It's not though. It never used to be part of the OP. People just keep putting it in there to be assholes. Every time someone takes it out, another person will pop it back in just to mess with the thread.

>tonight
I'm not really sure what to expect but am excited all the same.

It was part of the OP for quite a while, before people started rallying against that.

I'm pretty sure Ghost was the one who made the zeemap anyways, so if you guys want to blame anyone you should blame him.

I just want Ghost to go to Zootopia general with the other 50 drawfags who used to come here.

Yeah, fuck any and all content creators, the sooner all of them are gone the sooner we can die and be scrubbed from Veeky Forums forever.

Also he raped my cat and is personally responsible for at least three of last years wildfires in California.

I want Ghost to make me a pizza.

Will we ever find out what happens to Foxys new pet?
Is his pet his new lover, sex toy, maid, a new shell for his creamy insides to fill or maybe an arranged marriage for his son?

You're part of the problem

I sort of assumed he was going to do something awful to it, since he's not supposed to like any of the new PRC robots all that much; especially other Foxy models.

Maybe he's tsundere for this model, he didnt seem to mind the mangles and pointy foxes.

Maybe he's going to try and out lewd it and prove to himself that he's still the master of fuck.

If you make Foxy betray his wife, then you better make him get fucked by his son.

requested toasty kickey

>that hammer & sickle painted on the hat
Some habits die hard

I think you forgot to color one of those knee joints.

Just drop it you retard.

I hope Crisis draws Foxy facesitting his son

So are you.

>requested
Not from here.

Fuck off, hateanon.

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In Soviet Russia you do not kick the fox, the fox kicks you.

The good news is that we are all also the solution.

The giggles never stop! Thanks mysterious anonymous who we totally don't know the identity of.

>Every weekend the bear lets three fat men into his room and they all wear masks of his face

>Mike actually answered Rackham'd pleas for help
MikeXRackham are OTP in RoomMen CONFIRMED

>I am a pirate in another life
>I am a pirate in every life
Deep.
Next chapter of Fazworld when?

Hm, you're right

I wanted to point out what made me laugh in greentext, but then I'd pretty much be listing everything in the comic
These definitely are the best thing currently gracing /5N@F/, in my humble opinion.

>they paid for the strawberry scent

How would sparring with her go? Aside from a destroyed jawline.

Assuming she does choke outs >With her legs

Roommen kind of upsets me, and I'm not sure if that makes me a pussy or not.

Damn, that bitch needs some eye drops and a hug

How is it upsetting you?

It does. But hey because it's an ocfag making art instead of user thirstposting it's all ok.

whatcha gonna do about it pussy

Only absolute retards spar hard enough to break anything. Also, she's a Nak Muay/Kickboxer, neither of which have grappling.

Finish your story Poke.

This is the fucking best.

It's got a surreal vibe, and, while you're not any less of a pussy, your state of being upset is kinda understandable.

It's surreal and morbid and kinda pessimistic; sorta like an Adult Swim cartoon without all the needless gratuities violence in place of actual jokes.

It Ain't Me, but thanks for playing anyway!

I myself find Room Men to be hysterical. It's delightfully surreal and I can appreciate satire/parody that isn't completely and utterly mean-spirited.

What the fuck are you even saying that doesn't look good at all. She standing very awkwardly and looks terrifying.

>mike being homo for anyone but Frederick

Yo Pokester, when's the next chapter coming out? I've got a fanfic of your fanfic of Weaver's AU of his AU of his fanart of FNAF that I'm writing and I want to get it out before the next Roommates.

pastebin.com/M8mcVjL2

Guard fixes Mango
Gets molested by the newly repaired Funtime Foxy

Revised this time

Probably not for a week or so, I took Thanksgiving off and am only just now getting back to the writing mill. I've got a SL-themed request ahead of Roommates in the queue that I'm currently working on anyway.

>not the version where she smiles at the viewer

FUCK YOU

Personally I consider anything that isn't le big belly fetish shit to be a substantial improvement

i didnt know there was a version like that
please post it

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Mangle is cute. Cute!

mango a qt

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>surprise rimming

>$50 for 1 hour
>$150 for 2 hours

What a fucking ripoff.

If anyone still has cash Sanshee has a sale going on.
Buy more merch before it's over.

It's letting them know to keep things brief.
He's got other clients. after all.

I told you to go to hell, why are you still here?

I can't belive they scrapped Semite Sammy. He had such an educative act.

>implying one underage user crying at an OCfag is enough to make the OCfag leave

We would have exactly 0 OCfags if that were the case.

>underage
do you have a source for your claims

But literally all of our OCfags are leaving! They're all going away, forever! We gotta do something about it!

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>We gotta do something about it!
Yes, celebrate

Fuck off with your shitty /v/ meme, BenefactorsPoster

Fuck off, hateanon

Fuck off, FuckOffAnon.