Would you rather let a messy eater eat in your car or a smoker smoke in your car?

would you rather let a messy eater eat in your car or a smoker smoke in your car?

Or have a masturbater masturbate in your car?

The fapper at least has a chance of not making a mess, so that.

Smoker. Cause I smoke I my car anyway. Only rule is if you burn a hole on my seat I am gonna punch you in the face hard cause I know you won't pay to fix my seats

Can the masturbator be me?

>letting others into your car.

I've had all 11 types of people in my car (masturbator was a girl though fwiw)

Is the masturbater a cute-ish girl and can I be in the car?

>Dirty Mike and The Boys

>tfw i am the messy eater
>tfw i am the smoker
>tfw i am the masturbater
>tfw i take pride and clean up afterwards
i ain't even mad

I have asthma so smoker is out and I don't want food on my leather seats.

I'll just give the masturbator a towel to sit on.

>A little food that can be vacuumed up
>A dude blowing a load all over your car

>Taking the dude blowing a load

You are so gay it's unbelievable.

>assuming its a bloke

Yea na youre a fuckin poof mate

definitely masturbating person. I can distract him from what he's doing pretty easily. The other two might be more successful.

>List of undesirables to choose from
>Thinks one will happen to be desirable.
Are you fucking stupid?

Would you rather nail your dick to your neighbors fence or have some icecream?

Im not flipping a fucking coin cunt, just picking from the list

Australians really are as stupid as they come.

Each to his own, prettyboy

C'mon man. We all have different preferences, reading comprehension levels and cognitive function, for that matter. Australians are as freking awesome as humans come m8. Deal with it.

Oath cunt

None, non of those people are getting in my car

>would you rather let a messy eater eat in your car or a smoker smoke in your car?
>Or have a masturbater masturbate in your car?

Okay, let's see:
a. Taylor Swift eating in my car. NO.
b. Taylor Swift smoking in my car. NO.
c. Taylor Swift masturbating in my car. Okay, I can deal with that.

Give the masturbator a blowjob as a prank

yeah lol that would be harious

be sure to swallow so nothing gets in your interior

only if the masturbater is a qt

I'd masturbate to a masterbater who is a messy eater and a smoker.

Cum is actually pretty easy to clean off leather. So as long as he doesn't look at me while he's jerking it. Jerk away


t. the guy who used to jerk off in his car

The wank sauce itself would be easiest to clean off
but you'd never recover from the idea that someone wanked in your car. It'd always be on your mind, like someone wanking onto your towel.
It'd be a stain on your mind, rather than the car

okay different question

Would you rather let a women drive your car or an elderly man?

>A choice between someone with years of experience and something that bleeds for seven days a month and makes critical life choices based on emotions
Elderly man for sure. Gonna get some life lessons and some mentoring out of this.

Elderly man ofc

I learnt to fly and my first instructor was an 82 year old, dude was in the RAF and flew all kinds of shit back in the 50's. Safest pair of hands I've ever seen

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Messy eater as long as it's just crumbs and other stuff I can vacuum. I cannot stand smoke, and cum would be a bitch to clean off my cloth seats.

Amen.