Who else here /triggered by slow drivers/?

Who else here /triggered by slow drivers/?

>be 1-2 years ago
>driving home from now-ex's house late at night
>five miles from the highway on a mostly clear road, one lane on each side
>1/4 mile ahead, someone with a handicapped license plate pulls out going my way
>speed limit in the area ranges from 35mph to 50
>cripple doesn't go any faster than 20
>line of cars begins to form behind us
>every time we reach a passing zone, there's oncoming traffic so we can't get around him
>about one mile in, he puts on his right blinker but doesn't make any turns
>switches it off after we reach a traffic light
>line of cars behind me (probably up to 15 or 20 people by now) start honking here and there
>cripple keeps going, no chances to pass
>finally turns on his right blinker again, takes a turn onto a side street at less than 5mph
>lean on the horn and slam on my gas and take off at 50, engine revving and roaring threateningly at the cripple
>reach the highway in less than a minute
>spend the remaining half hour drive home praying that the cripple would suffer from a fatal stroke later that night

>6 lane highway
>3 fucking idiots all driving 5 under the speed limit stopping anyone from passing.
I wish cops would enforce slow drivers keep to the right more

Thats like 1/4 of the drivers around here.
Its all boomers and white elderly folks driving Suburbans or fully decked out Silverados/Sierras driving 25mph down 45mph.
Always a line of 10-15 cars behind them.

>be 1-2 years ago
Jesus and you're STILL triggered?

Man I didn't even read past that. Jesus Christ user let it go.

Kek

Not as bad as merging a 65 highway going up to 80 because person behind me during the merge is still going 80mph in the fucking right lane when all lanes are clear. For a good two minutes he then decides to change left while barely creeping to 90. I mean what the fuck man.

I bet that wasn't cripple, but a fat murician on stock mobility scooter, and you with your friends in 20 psi boosted mobility turbo bikes were honking at him.

itt : cagers

>be me driving home from work yesterday
>two early 2000's trucks taking up both lanes going 73 on a 70
>im an asshole who drives 80 when theres enough traffic and other dicks doing the same thing
>they do this for a few miles
>i start flashing my brights as people are lined up behind me
>after 2 miles of me flashing my brights he slows and moves over
>car in front of him
>its a sheriff.jpg
>closely follow cop going 75 for a few miles
>cop slows and exits
>truck speeds up and flips me off
>i punch it and drive 120 the rest of the way home
>he catches up to me in construction zone before end of highway
>i go slow as shit until he tries to pass, floor it and watch him rage
>feels good man

>being so triggered you take 2 years to type a greentext
lol what

I feel you pham,

The shit i see everyday is worst than what op dealt with 2 years ago.

>otherwise fast driver doesn't want to get a ticket
>he's the asshole
Remove yourself.

>have to merge onto a 70mph highway every day for commute
>have never seen anyone go past 50 on the onramp
I have to start finding a different route

I don't know if I am changing into someone else who is more impatient or what, but it seems like in the last year, there have been more and more people in front of me going too fucking slow. I am not a speed demon. The maximum I will go is 10 over unless I'm in Detroit on freeways where no one gives a fuck. I only get pissed off at people who are going 5 under and leaving me no way to pass them.

It is so fucking frustrating when it's a three lane road and all of the cars are going the same fucking speed across all three lanes. People must either not know about passing on the left or not care.

I try not to flash my lights or honk at people going slowly because I live in the Detroit area and you never know who is going to shoot at you.

>taking up both lanbes
>right by the sheriff

I've gone 10 over past cops before (flow of traffic), but that will get you pulled over and cited. They do emphasis patrols for it because it increases accident rates.

>just go around someone because it's possible
>get pulled over, told that it's not safe (because motorcycles are already very safe), and not fair (the real issue)
>massive ticket, insurance rates go up, see you in court

>like 10 years ago age 15
>family is driving back from camping
>6 hour drive
>highway is 2 lane with a passing lane that switches
>driver a good 20 cars ahead of us is going about 20kph in an 80 zone
>every time the passing lane was open he would go like 150kph
This is in northern Canada so he was able to do this for hours without getting caught, it still kills me thinking about it

for real though, who's that model?

When a girl drives slow it's tolerable but when a guy does it's really cringe.

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