World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

>dream-leaf covered ancient

Who the hell placed the one on his hip and mouth why the fuck would you do that

second this, every priest has a slut mog like this one

>mods

>be raider in a casual guild still progressing on EN, only missing Ilgynoth and Cenarius mostly because only half our DPS are actually doing respectable amounts of DPS
>second top dps gets kicked from the guild for reasons unknown to me
>his clique follows him out of the guild, including two other top 5 dps and a healer
>offier posts a smug reminder in guild chat shortly after the exodus that "[they] would rather wipe with shitty players who have good personalities for a month than progress with good players with shitty personalities", and anyone who disagreed is welcome to leave
>next week we can't even kill HC nythendra
>get an invite to join the kicked guy's new guild, take it, get
>this week they didn't even enough people online to raid
friendly reminder that casual guilds where personality is more important than skill are a mistake

>still using a belt and shoulders
>too lazy to get the vest from Revered with Consortium that has the actual sleeves, so they used bulky gloves
>doesn't even have the right boots

I want to breed her but goddamn why are people so lazy with transmog

You wanna be my gf?

I'll take good care of you!

is that fallaa?

So my two friends and I are planning to make a 3s team. If we are rolling most likely Dk Hunter and healer what would be our best choice? I mean I keep saying just play whatever you think is fun to my friend but he wants to do the best with what he is given.

sounds like some kid with a cold
or is it some retarded sperg trying to be "cute" by attempting to stutter

I wanted to enjoy leveling on horde side for the first time in wow after coming back to it.
Is there some general story line that lines up every zone with nice lore?
I guess the undead once all chain into each other. Can any of you recommend a horde zone order that is the most fun for questing? I don't care if its harder or takes longer.

priests are either sluts and bad or epic memesters and good

Is being a virtuous holy woman that just wants to help people considered an epic meme?

Show your mog

So is Wowhead botnet? What should we use now?

futa draenei

I really wish I could find a guild that isn't too hardcore but isn't that causal. It's always one or the other never in-between.

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>female guild leader

wheres the dong

There is none stop it!

>female guildies period

>Guild Mom

I saw it work once in Cata but once she quit the guild fell apart. She was a female troll disc priest.

>Neckbeards.

>Raid leader is female
>Great tank/healer and general hardass, kicks anyone who isn't up to par or is being an asshole
Feelsgoodman

>autistic guild members who never talk to anyone one-on-one, but as soon as they get in vent/discord/mumble/whatever they never shut the fuck up

You've teased me for far too long, please let me have sex with that qt fem drae!!!!!!

>tfw no guild daddy to heal

>tranny guild leader

Funny enough most of our guild has a decent amount of female players but most of them are older women. So its pretty chill and the guys don't beta orbit them either.

>troll female priest

10/10 taste

Ok so

>do maw +11
>healer is doing 200k hps
>we barely 1 chest it because tank is dying everytime
>keyholder is upset
>'yo heal are you handicapped or something'
>'yes'
>what.jpg

>i have one arm
> i play with naga and i bind wasd to side buttons
>not much space left so i go slow
>sorry guys for fucking your stone

I wish i was making this shit up

>Legbeard

Sounds like the healer did a fucking good job

Whats your btag qt I'll let you heal me!

porf?

>have 2 kickass mages in WoD
>now one kickass mage and one mediocre mage because the other one got in a bad accident and his dominant hand bones were broken all over the place.
>he even showed us a picture that looked just like Dr. Strange's hands in the movie with rods and shit in them

What's in your bank for whatever reason?

the wow anniversary items that have limited charges

I bet you're a 20 years old fat neckbeard faggot.

I wonder if they ever tried playing with their feet. I heard it works pretty well once you get the hang of it.

>but actually I was the healer
>I was just masturbating to how hard the tank was raging at me while healing with one hand
>glad I was able to get off, sorry about your guys' key
thats how its done

20 stacks of mastery food and prolonged power potions and shiet

ask a man with autism anything

a lot of useless shit i don't need that i don't want to get rid of

are you the one from Portland that pretends to be a girl

this
middle-aged women a best

t. 20 year old fat neckbeard faggot

What are you saying? Please show some control over yourself!

The cute little tugboat you get from the Thousand Needles questline.

Massive amount of food that i made during launch when gem chips was stupidly cheap

Why do you play horde?

>feeling bad about taking handicapped people to challenging content and suffering as a result
wow good job 4 people are left in the shitter because the last one has physical impairments

should've told that faggot to go play something like minecraft or stardew valley instead of creating a worse experience for everyone involved you massive fucking beta

shitton of troll mog items leftover from farming dinosaur bones
dunno if anyone would even buy them

if you're interested and on Illidan-US Horde side, tell me please

I was in guild which had sub 150k dps:ses. They couldn't finish HC Nyth. It was funny to watch. Tank jumped on me to drop rot etc.

I can't, I'm a fucking animal, I wanna destroy that tight little draenei sleeve like its the last hot pocket in a college dorm room.

>female guildie is a mage in raid
>pulling 144k as fire on m Nythendra
WAKE ME UP

find one of those turboautists that just can't get enough of trolls and tell him you got those pieces

there's a guy in my guild whose characters are all trolls, and they're all decked out in ZG/ZA sets except for his shaman, which is using the throne of thunder set

nyet though i am in arizona atm
male goblin has a god tier /cry and it is sarcastic as fuck

Is Ralph online? I want to cuddle her.

Well you can't so stop talking like this.

>Do LRF EN, saw the recycled content
>Best gear in game comes from M+

Why do people keep asking me why I don't join some heroic EN progression?

Anyone have that belf rogue's email? I need to nut.

There are way more guys playing and most of them do terrible DPS, why don't you shitpost your greentext about that huh? Maybe you're one of them?

You have not witnessed the horrors that I have today.

34k as arms warrior

because a guy with terrible DPS gets kicked from the raid because he is terrible, while a girl with terrible dps gets coddled

>spoiler
what the fuck, is he not using colossus smash at all or something?

>there are people here who don't main a based human male Paladin

get out of my sight

I don't know a thing about warriors. Or DPS for that matter. But I know 34k on heroic is not good.

Likely fell asleep due to the absolutely boring rotation and/or the copy+paste gray and red in EN

Neck yourself Wow is a social game

>MoP
>join my friend's guild as a social member
>one day their healer goes AWOL
>they don't feel like pugging
>take me in
>I was in LFR gear and shit while they were progressing on heroic blackfuse in SoO
>impress them with muh healing skillz as a resto sham
>2 weeks later the AWOL druid gets gkicked and me promoted
>raid with them until we kill garrosh server first
>the entire time we had people viciously arguing in vent
>shit that you'd see people gquit over on the spot about
>but they didn't care
>while vent was them hurling insults at each other, in-game was 10 raiders working in perfect synergy
>loot was handed out on /roll and nothing else
>nobody ever quit because of butthurt or because someone was mean
>WoD killed that guild because of forced 20 man

IT WAS SO PERFECT

WHYYYY BLIZZARD WHY

>human

boring, this is a fantasy game

SLIDE AWAY

AND GIVE IT ALL YOUVE GOT

Nah, she's just shit. She parsing in the single digits quite frequently.

if you want to be social go fuck off to facebook or twitter

translation: I'm a degenerate blood elf/draenei/other garbage race ERP and/or a furry who should be killed during the day of the rope

t. autismo

and you're a boring human

not an argument, cripple

your posts are about as boring as your fantasies
which I think is a genuinely sad thing

BEGONE FURRIES!!

correct, it's a social game, not a charity for the lesser abled
fuck off and go beg for more wheelchair ramps or whatever you do to pretend you're a normal human being trying to convince himself he can achieve as much as one

>male playing female char

>tfw fury warrior in pv isnt that bad

>male using female reaction images
hungry hungry hypocrite

this

pvp*

>Wow is a social game
>you two are rude as fuck
Dude like give him a break because its obviously you two do not have social skills

I'm a girl.

mutilating your own penis and wearing a skirt does not make you a girl