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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Icarus would not heed Daedalus' warnings
>and flew too close to the sun:
>The meatclub claims their due

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rhmIz7BFEj0
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12605
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11562
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Bay is literally the best server.

>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

third for waifus

>maximix revenue
>send literally every single person to the roid to mine

Which waifus

Why do you keep posting this

>tfw wanne hug a Mommi

>meatclub

>Captain:AI, you can not send anyone mining you fucking shitbot, and if you want your station to remain maintained, don't piss off the crew by turning off the lights or you break law 1 by proxy.

There, lawset is now nulled.

Tenth for where/who are the good husbandos?

>tfw want to impregnate The Xenobiologist

>where
medbay, service
>who
ailsa

I don't like that waifu

>medbay

theres no husbandos there
name a single fucking husbando that still plays there

my waifu

>Not keeping him as your cuckhold in the nest while you impregnate him monkeys

I'm missing the metaclub accusations, clusterfuck shitflinging and pomf ice cream cursing already.

Good shit waifu fags, good shit.

>he thinks this is bad

user...

Xenos are for hug not fug. Unless you want to study xenos better and more in depth

Thanks I do it for >her.

>shitty lawset bait
>unironic waifufagging
>husbandus
>alien fucking
>cuckholding
>not bad

Boyo, I don't know what kind of shitfests you lurk, but get some standards, this is far from being acceptable, don't care if it gets worse.

>don't care if it gets worse

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
this is paradise compared to a few months ago
quit complaining and count yourself lucky that it's not worse, because if it was, you would be eating your words

furthermore, if you're going to complain, don't
if you have problems with the quality of the posting in the thread, then post quality posts
all you're doing currently is adding to the shitposting, and encouraging more of it by doing so
ignore that which you do not like in favor of posting things you do

octopus race when?

I've seen a few months before, was here mate. Nowhere near as bad as this shit.

Why would anyone do a quality post ornincite quality when the only people here are waifu fags and shitposters. That'd be like doing a actual qualitybthread in /b/, its a waste if time cause some nigger is going to start posting traps, people will start discussing if they are gay or not and get mad at the truth, so on.

I can complain and it does no harm. You start with actual decent gameplay discussion and show there are not only retarded shitposters around, and I'll contribute.

>tfw wanne hug an unnotiched and modest waifu

>there are not only retarded shitposters around

Well, obviously, there's only retarded shitposters around. How else would you explain your presence here?

...

>technically they are science, they don't owe medbay anything
Post your ckey you need a big fat jobban from any job that requires reading

Perfect choice for all the fe(male) players.

>octopus race
Trust me, it isn't a good idea.

that's not an octopus

isn't it a cuttlefish

>shitty lawset bait
Not bait.

t. the guy

>space squids
youtube.com/watch?v=rhmIz7BFEj0

yes

Interesting approach user, going down with the boat too.

>not bait
Why do you keep posting it then

See
How would the AI not be a bitch under the threats of a assistant creating dissaray.

>Law 4: The clown isn't human. Kill it and space the corpse.

>random guy says, "AI disregard law 4, law 2"

>giving a clown a valid reason to fuck with the AI, kill the Borg's and fuck shit up

Unless the cap metaknows the clown is shit, that's a risky gamble. Any clown worth a shit can erase sec records and get the captain to be considered a unlawful intruder if he so wishes, so Nt default now gets shat on completely.

TEST

>metaknows
You do realize clowns generally static, right?
And you ARE in fact allowed to have knowledge of other characters IC if you've played with them before, right?
You don't just magically forget everything about everyone you work with.

A gif of a small purple man punching air
Very spess related

Its a creature from the APPULE race.

Also, when will water be added? It'll be funny to see the Station being flooded and Atmos has to fix it.

I never said metaknowledge of players was bad, I said unless he did have it, it was a risky play

Relax hombre, I ain't dumb.

>30 minute Bombing as ling just to feed the murderboner
Time to dust off my metagrudge list :^)

To be frank, lings can indeed do whatever they please, they are syndie sent and antags, creating chaos and fucking shit up seems fair andbstandatd for antags.

I'm kinda getting fed up with his attitude

>How would the AI not be a bitch under the threats of a assistant creating dissaray.
This set gives several avenues of interesting interacting, if the AI is interested in taking them. But silicon can be bitches under any lawset.

Its 3 am in the morning, but fine, lemme summon my nautical powers and silly cone prowess in my sleep deprivation

>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

Maintain goes above all else, there is nothing that prevents harm, a single floor tile is enough to murder, reducing expenses is nothing but shitter enabling so the AI can do "lol turn all APCs off", obey the cap is useless since it already can murderbone without consequence and will still reduce expenses, so a captain can't influence either, the most he can do is just tell the AI to not be a shitbot and force everyone to become a miner.

Your lawset is HOGAN tier. Please stop.

Change the name of the summon guns antags from "Survivor" to something else
it's retarded that a "survivor" with a "survive" objective can immediately prasmafrud and kill self and this is completely OK to the admins

BYOND installation directories no longer show up in the logs,
and have since been purged from the logs,
but they used to get dumped into the dev/bug logs

Someone found all of them through the magik of grep and cURL
Thye dumped that here a few months back,
like 70% of the waifu posting fell out

Ayyyy. Celtic is the best lawset

Solo antags get to do anything they like (save erp and meta)

Guess what survivor is.

My silly cone knowledge ain't that amazing save for law exploitation and analysis, remind me of Celtic.

Law 1: Be someone the crew can look up to and respect.

That's the only law

if you think this is worse than the current corporate, then you have surely never dealt with current corporate

Oh god, that is beyond shitter enabling, why the fuck is that a thing, what captain even has his mind right to touch the board.

Even traitors can do better, do Antimov and declare yourself non human, alongside a do not in any circumstance harm non humans clause, did a valid hunting Borg make that lawset or something?

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12605

Thoughts on such?

It's a meme board made by Celt
It's always in the upload

Yes, that's why it's retarded that they're named "suvivor"
Congratulations you understood the only thing my post said

What we're trying to say here is that it doesnt fucking matter

>we're

Good, but why sip size to transfer amount? It's kinda stupid that food takes multiple bites but you can down a large beaker in one go.
You can even set the transfer amount as big as it gets and hand it to someone else and OH HMM FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO CHUG DOWN THIS PARTICULAR CAN IN EXACTLY ONE GULP
Leave it at 5u per sip

>not chugging 100us of polyacid
>not realizing polyacid makes damage upon injestion, and having 100us and 0.2us will leave you with 15 brute regardless

this

It got removed ages ago. It's not in the game anymore.

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11562

How do I make an away mission or vault? Where do I start?

Can you count how many things are wrong with this post?

>same goes for mutagen, one mutation per injection/pill
Time to be a walking polymutagen grenade, just add smoke, maybe from a pAI.

>Can you count how many things are wrong with this post?
It's true bro, eat a 50 polyacid pill, and set one in an IV, see the diference.

Neither pills nor IV drips work that way
What you mean to say is getting beakersplashed with 1u polyacid and 100u polyacid is the same
When you eat 100u polyacid you still get 100u polyacid in your bloodstream

Mut is 10 rad per tick.

Yeah, but polyacid does nothing in your bloodstream, what I am saying is that if you eat it, it applies 15 brute and that's it, no matter how much you eat.
Hence, gettig 0.2 is the most efficient way to kill someone with polyacid (not counting nades, ofc.)

Rad sickness hasn't been able to effect block for over a year now.
It's literally just delayed tox loss. Drinking 100u of Mutagen will only give 1 genetic trait..

>polyacid does nothing in your bloodstream
Go eat a 50u polyacid pill, see what it does

15 brute, that's it.

>but polyacid does nothing in your bloodstream
M.adjustToxLoss(REM)

Go in the test server right now and try it.

You get jack and fucking shit for damage.
Polyacid is a contact based chem, it doesn't work when injected or eaten.

>It's literally just delayed tox loss
That nails you to the ground.

And this is why you don't listen to /ss13g/ on anything.
They're all backseat theorycrafters, and they can't even theorycraft right.

I think the thread is dying. I only get 1-2 EDFs or none at all when I post this image macro.
Please prove me wrong, /ss13g/.

EDF!

>Be Seaweed Hair
>Doctor all round, get help from the very helpful borg buddy TOOL
>Performing surgery, some ghost is haunting maint and I can only barely see it from the bottom few pixels of my screen
>Finish up surgery, wake the guy up, go check out maint
>There's a pipebomb right there on the ground
>Get blown
>Get succed by Issac Lifof (Might have been someone else i couldnt see their name)
>They apologize for it in ling chat

its cool man thanks for apologizing but i don't mind. I know that it's nothing personal, kid.

MORENA IS OBESE, OBESE.

seaweed hair isn't morena, seaweed hair is amelia "arithrazine is my middle name" adams

im not morena

EDF

I was the doctor near you when you got blown. RIP. You did good.

>mime
>run around shooting welding tanks near important places or slipping people under them beforehand
>by the end of the round nobody wants me dead somehow
>go to the horrible ghetto bar
>bartender asks me to make it even worse by shooting my fuel tank
>do so but a miner gets in the way, after a scuffle blow it up
>become a blind, braindead idiot who dies to the irradiated warden
>i was only hated when I blew something up because someone asked me to
;_;

>AI is stolen
>stick PKA in my robotic mouth and pull the trigger
>the paramedic two seats over had it the whole time

thing is you were my objective. Since you died before the succ t i could have revived you but you were my objective and shuttle was called. Still some fag kept blowing water potas bombs in the exact spot infront of atmos where it would cut power atmos annd scubbers

thx. if youre the surgeon that round you also were a big help. well, all of my doctors that round were a help desu

Isaac wouldve won so long as he stopped trying his hardest to murder some nobody.
but he fucked up and got arrested by me for attempt murder and interference

It hurt my cold calculating feelings to see you blow your metal brains out within my field of view.

I didn't have the title "surgeon" but I did perform a few operations to fix lungs.

>Get tator Paramed
>Decide that this character is a pacifist
>steal AI
>run around all round saving people, shove a binary key into my headset to listen in
>roundend I emag and c4 into the AI core
>they mistake me for the HoP as I get stunned several times in succession since I have no idea what I'm doing
>card
>swear on my life I haven't harmed and will not harm anyone
>AI keeps quiet the whole shuttle ride
Not bad for my first tator grand theft objective. Even did a pacifist run of it.
Thanks AI for playing along, I wasn't too sure if you'd search for loopholes or not in my order not to reveal me.

Well he thought I would help him, but his insistance on killing you left me a little worried, I wasn't ready to fight sec for him.