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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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>sheever deleted me from snapchat

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>tfw Sheever GF

I just want to die every day I know that smug baby faced bastard is slamming her

Fuck anime

>we will never live to see a panel with 2gd, blitz, grant and capitalist

>Fuck anime
>Posts the 2nd biggest weaboo in dota history

>that feel when no tall gf

I'm Glad Sheever made it to the Old boys club, she's not to bad a host at this point and knows to stay away from casting

Maybe next Summit LD will surprise us with exactly that, James reborn from the ashes

>playing dota 2

When's sing gonna strim

>Pros can GG out when game is lost
>Pubs have to get farmed for 45 minutes before the match can end

Nice system Valve has here makes a lot of sense

do you really want your 0-3 peruvian mid to call GG at 6 minutes?

When that 0-3 is gonna go 2-19 over the course of the game and force me to lose yeah I'd rather just have it done by 6 minutes.

Worse feeling in Dota is being stomped by a Pudge then getting fountain farmed by the whole enemy team while buidlings are ignored.

>Worse feeling in Dota is being stomped by a Pudge then getting fountain farmed by the whole enemy team while buidlings are ignored.
that happens like 1/100 times

your peruvian mid giving up at 3mins happens 99/100 times

Has there ever been a more perfect waifu to ever grace the Dota world?

The Pudge was just an extreme example, lots of times the enemy is 15-20 kills ahead and is still passively farming both jungles and rosh while your team isn't allowed to step out of base without dying, and they just won't push.


It's a shame there's literally no way to counter this except playing in a 5 stack all the time. Peruvians are constant game losers and Valve doesn't care because they know not to play this game.

yeah her name's Cat Revell

Why am I humored by Xyclopzz's casting?

Because he's got the heart, and he's got the soul, but he don't got the talent.

>Xyclopz casting RIGHT NOW

Thanks bud

Hey fags, r8 my idea for buffing Necro:
>Heartstopper Aura now includes additional damage that includes Necrolyte's current health regen gained from Sadist.
>Eg. If Necro has Sadist at level 4, and he just killed 5 creeps, his Heartstopped aura would do (insert currently level of Heartstopped) + 30 pure health removal per second.

is anyone going to the boston major here?

If Necro needs a buff it's to Death Pulse, Heartstopper gets better as the game goes on and outright disables armlet usage, it's good enough.

>Going to a honeypot LAN and not saving up for TI

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>Pick LC
>Lose

hasn't LC lost in like every single game she's been picked in lately? All I remember is them having 14-28 damage at 30 minutes more than once.

>be me
>playing storm
>lategame teamfight
>we get outmanuvered and have to retreat
>enemy rubick steals my zipzap
>chases me down with it
>his tinker TPs onto him and kills me with it

did i get outplayed or can i somehow blame this one on my team

Was your team brown or white?

that ugly little spic troll is not god tier

sheever is meh tier, snowfox is high tier

your low tier screams "angry virgin"

other than that the list is OK

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>Dota 2 general
An excellent meme!
Well done redditor op

>that ugly little spic troll

Surely you don't mean Thighs4Dayz?

All the girls who play this game are ugly as shit LOL

Holy fuck hahahahah

If you didn't have a bkb, you deserved it.

Maquannas is literal perfection

I want to bury my head between those thighs and suffocate there

Rubick outplays are the only reason I play this game anymore. I have literally had games where I made Invoker mains abandon after sniping them with their own Sunstrike.

Every moment away from her is like a trillion searing needles in my testicles

As a fellow Rubick main, what in your opinion is the hardest spell to steal, within reason.

Within reason being, no global spells.

>connie

Have you seen her face lately?

literally cannot understand how anyone can have a behaviour score lower than this

all I do is berate teammates with autistic xenophobic ableist and racist rants

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its a hour drive away

how

Supernova because the Phoenix either dies before it can complete it or spams fire spirits/dive/laser immediately after completing it.

This shit game, is how.

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>he doesn't queue on perfect world

the one that dated coL.zyzz is pretty cute

two diff people for sure

>snowfox is high tier
-/d2g/

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>two diff people for sure

I'm not seeing a problem to be honest with you fampai

>redhead
>tall
>great body with a fat ass
>german

a hairstyle and piercing isn't enough to stop me from wanting to plow her

You're a shitskin manlet and you piss yourself at the sight of a white woman over 5'10". We know, you don't have to spell it out for us.

>nose completely changes

ENDURANCE RUN

Fucking Millennials. Kill yourselves.

Why does Charlie always sound and look so sleepy? Other Asians don't look that sleepy.

did charlie cuck ppd?

>posting on Veeky Forums
>not a millenial
get a job loser

hes busy converting all spare energy he has to anger

twitter.com/Connie_1015/status/799661206478782464

>getting THIS fucking triggered about female rating shitposting

ONE PLANE IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

sounds about right.

thats actually super sad, damn

>feeling sorry for fatties
Next you'll want to pity fuck them because no one else will
Thats how they get you user, dont fall for their tricks

>been playing titanfall
>having fun
>but game has 8k playerbase on pc

Fuck EA for Battlefield: Blacked edition.

Post ass

I would destroy her without hesitation

Hell I'd even lick the fucking septum piercing, I don't give a shit whether or not she has it

Anyone wanna play? Steam name is Your Waifu's Pantsu. Not high enough lvl to do ranked though

Oh shit that's her?

Yes she has the best ass in the history of dota

she was unironically the best part of that year's TI Hub

Dotards?

why is redhead ass so fucking good bros

because it's attached to a tall German goddess that I want to breed

JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOO

>no hero that dies and comes back to life after a decade
dotards?

>Blonde girls
Lol

how do I have fun in this game

start up game
pick ranked matchmaking
find match
win match

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quiting and playing another game

this general is absolute fucking garbage holy fuck

later, insufferable worms

>60 minnute game
>could go either fucking way
>land *that* hook
>yes, *that* hook, you know the one
>win

page7 lads

Keep getting matched up with faggots like this. Diving the enemy team alone without bkb and dieing without getting a single kill. He literally did this 5 times in a row.

Why does dota 2 have comeback gold instead of just getting rid of the mechanics that make it hard to come back?

so instead of one team gaining a networth advantage and then losing it via comeback gold

your idea is that they never gain a networth advantage in the first place...?

Shadow Dance

So you want to remove items and levels?

How daring.

if all you care about is outplaying people mechanically and killing them then why are you playing dota and not csgo or a fighting game

you can be the best in the world at dota and still lose 40% of the time

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Hey!

>No Drow post

Dotards?

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when you win how do you know if you carried your team or if they carried you

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>unranked
lmao

Everyone knows what needs to be done to fix death pulse but icefrog doesn't want to do it because he doesn't want people to think he's stealing ideas from firetoad.

where my #kaidota nigs at

>dieing
Please

>when they fight over warding