/owg/ - Overwatch General

can mercy rez in 3v3?

I prefer pussies.

I agree! I want to hold him tight and show him that he's loved and wanted, no matter what anyone else says about him!

bark bork bjork heck

>tfw blizzard is doing their damnest to make Rein more and more obsolete
I'll feel sad in the morning

Do you still love her now?

short hair d.va is a sin

>tfw no friends to unlock gengi chan

I demand more qt bluebaerry.

Is there a group to find people to play?

Is there an /owg/ discord?

Yes, I've had it happen before believe it or not

Roadhog's gotchu covered

DEATH COMES

Why is she so perfect?

>not liking short hair on girls

Peasant taste.

It's full moon awooo

yes

Were there thanksgiving skins?

Not the man you replied to and I like some short hair girls (such as tracer). But not short hair d.va

>short-hair shitter
>posts best long-hair berry

I'd rather it was me, but you're entitled to like what you want, user!

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Play Mccree's summer games skin. Find a game with thunder chief Pharah. Kill her until she switches.

Why is Bone the best Soldier skin?

Fuck you.

Do you think Widowmaker is a cute girl?

when will d.va get a good skin?

no

This is Angela Zeigler. She is a 37 year old field medic who is traveling the globe to help people in need. Say something nice to her.

The cutest girl.

>he didn't get the summer games spray

Fuck you.

You are cute Angela, cute!

She has a cute girlfriend

Don't stop healing me to pull out your pistol when I'm being shot you dumb bitch

What dog breeds would fit each character the best?
>Roadpug

>tfw christmas elf dva skin with sleigh mech

>never pick support
>decide to play Lucio in QP
>keep getting 10k+ healing total, with 40% of all damage done healed
>never get a single vote
>the shitty dps who gets 50% kill participation gets all the votes
Yet everytime I'm not playing a support the support gets 5 votes no problem.

granny rez already you useless healer

What is she doing in current lore anyway?

The recall vid showed she was in the middle east.

And the wiki mentions a plague ongoing there but I cant find any reference to a plague outside of the wiki.

Is the middle east still as fucked as it is today?

With the new map being set in arabia are they going to touch on what Mercy is doing there?

Tracer
>chihuahua

>caring about headpat points

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It's a combination of that blue skin and her voice when getting multiple kills. I'm obsessed with the blue.
>tfw can't wait for new costumes like a Nova skin

So when are we going to get to see Mako's face?

This will become canon and you can't stop it.

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bumping this

I'm more of a cat kind of guy

Sorry, you're not big and warm and cuddly enough to do the cuddling

He has to keep the mask on because he's too handsome and it would be distracting for the team

It's funny how Reyes is destined to be cucked by Morrison both lorewise and in game.

Mei doge
Would be nice but would probably turn out to be extremely shit.

Believe me, I used to post on /utg/.

H-hey qt

I doubt there is gonna be a nova skin. But I wonder if we might get a pre-talon skin.

pic related.

>I don't understand the story so I use it to spout memes the post

Rather sad

>TFW season 2 ended and i still dont have a golden weapon
Im level 600+ i should have gotten good by now

I'm sorry, user, I just really don't like Roadrat. I think it's nice that you can enjoy it, though! What is it about the pairing that you like most?

because gold is tacky and none of his legendaries are great

t.Reyes

Stop harassing Mercy mains.

summer games skin, carbon, or white rabbit

Junkrat helping Mako find his humanity by being an unrelentingly annoying little shit. Also size difference

Mercy and the hog
Its the only canon one

I'm going to marry Fareeha!

I think that before her accident, Tracer was a typical military woman whose personality was much like Pharah's. When she got sent into the past, it fucked her shit up so badly that she's now a childlike retard.

Oh, then it sounds like we kind of agree on that! I think Junkrat genuinely cares about Roadhog, and I do want them to get to be friends!

>tfw you fuck up but it still somehow works

>help people in need
I'm in need of a good cleaning

I really want Zenyatta cinematic to be made in very experimental and psychedelic way

I do. Such a perfect qt.

I used to play with some people from Veeky Forums, just not /owg/ and some of them turned into pricks, or just uninstalled the game out of rage.

I hope you don't get disappointed in a few months when you find out about what actually happens.

Didn't know Mercy is a gynecologist. Is she?

I don't think so although she does breast exams as well

Why don't I ever see people using the top 500 emblem even if they've gotten into the top 500? Am I tacky for making it my player portrait?

>people are getting mad you aren't playing the hero they want you to in brawls now
LMAOOOOOOOO
should be a bannable offense tho forreal

>The recall vid showed she was in the middle east.
Probably following Pharah's cunt

DON'T TOUCH MY WIFE YOU STUPID HEALWHORE

Because they mostly play with other top 500s, and don't want to look like massive tools

>Solo queue
>Even and fair matches, always fo pretty well
>Play with friends
>Horrible stomps where we lose 99% of the time

Athena when?

I'M NOT A MONKEY

I'M AN APE

Tracer (Real name Lena) AKA Tracey
Age: Unknown, possibly in her 20s
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 98lb
Her poor diet of boiled meats, french fries, battered fish and fish head casserole causes a vitamin deficiency in her digestive system. Her stool is a Type 6 on the Bristol stool scale "Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool". Taste: Though she leads an active lifestyle her poor nutrition and love of junk food makes her stool taste bitter, almost acidic. The mouth feel is palatable, like a soup or stew with hearty chunks of meat floating to the surface, but leaves more to be desired.
Texture: It comes out in a light brown mushy river with dark almost black chunks flowing in it.
The chunks float to the top as the pool of light brown liquid settles to the bottom.
Served fresh but a bit lukewarm, could definitely use heat.
Tracer's Piss:
Description: Pale goldenrod in color, an amber mist gathers around the rim of my champagne glass. Very, very warm. No discoloration or froth.
Texture: Wet, pure liquid
Taste: A hearty aroma of sweet honeysuckles meets a brisk wave of acidity. The bittersweet concoction is notably sweeter than aspartame but harbors strong notes of vinegar, but a rather pleasant aged-red wine vinegar.
The after taste is refreshing, cleansing.
What's my final verdict?
It tastes remarkable, a Yin and Yang, night and day shift from her feces. Truly the nectar tapped from the Fountain of Youth.

psssh....nothin personnel...rat...*hooks you from behind wall* HYUAH HAH, HYEH HEH HEH HOHOHO... *starts waddling towards you with a chain gun, pushing away you off a cliff* heh...easy *heals entire HP and breaths heavily away*

soloqueue only mode anytime

fun 4man vs tryhard 4man is bullshit.

When does the winter event start?

How to get better with Pharah.. I can stay in the air for a decent amount of time until I get nervous and hold space for some reason but that's not the problem my problem is with hitting the Damn rockets do I aim for the ground for splash dog or should I go for direct hits.. How high should I be with Pharah Cuz the higher I am the harder landing the rockets get

So you couldn't even bother to include her last name or age (both of which are easily found on the wiki).

But you could include a description of her piss and poo?

anyone want to get the genji skin in heroes of the storm?

Cinematic for which character would you like to see next?