Some fag in my street likes to spool his GTI in the middle of the night. Not only is it noisy...

Some fag in my street likes to spool his GTI in the middle of the night. Not only is it noisy, but it activates all the fucking car alarms. What can I do to this faggot's car that'll bring him a scare? I've heard of the potato-in-the-exhaust thing as a mild scare. Tho I could always go full rage and knife his tyres, key the car, and sgower it in bleach (not sure if the latter will work because it's a white car).

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slosh the grille with water and hope it gets into the intake

Can I interest you in some pinstripes? My favorite.

Golf ball down into the gas tank.

What?

That's imposible

Ecoboost swap it

stickerbomb his mirrors

Tennis ball in the intake, preferably after the intercooler.

Talk to him and tell him to stop.

>potato-in-the-exhaust
Cement it shut