/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

Good advice edition

Old Bread: → #

Purge soon. Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't cuck me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to cuck in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to private.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No homosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60038/Bravado-Youga-Classic-Kill-Quota-Mode-Now-Available-Plus-Special-GTA

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youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw
youtube.com/watch?v=aX-0Yj638SY
youtube.com/watch?v=_MS4sLlBvbE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Social Club still won't process Snapdragon's Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapdragon tho.

gay (clownhorn) honk ;3

How do I make money solo?

Rockstar Faggot please return to us and give us more info

We are desperate, we will do anything.

>CEO vehicle list allows you to add one owned Pegasus vehicle to it that you can spawn like any other CEO vehicle
>vehicles excluded would be all planes since they would often not have adequate take off space, Hydra, Savage and tank
>boats would require you to be in an acceptable body of water to spawn as with the Dinghy
>Dodo would be allowed but can only be spawned in water

Is this a retarded idea or not? My thinking behind it is purely to allow easier access to "fun" Pegasus vehicles

She is cute, CUTE!

Benefactor master race

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Oh fuck I would do anything to live inside that fucking pussy so fucking hot god dammit now I have to jerk off. fuck you

catower is in the new thread!

>boats will never be fast again
Why does rockstar hate fun, are they that afraid of saints row?

see? there are nice bois in gta

>Taking lewd pictures of other peoples waifus
Shameful. Should be a kickable offense.

fuck off

Why does GTA V run like shit on my PC.

No matter what i do it keeps stuttering, i put it all to high even medium and it still runs like shit.

970 gtx
12gb ram
I5 3.4ghz

check the nvidia menu and see if it's using integrated graphics.

can any of you guys help me sell a warehouse?

I'm alone in a public session SC:mr_enon

before the randies pour in

970 pfft
i5 HAHA
12 gb RAM HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA you're killing me smalls

but if they can afford a 144Hz monitor why can't they afford a good computer

Surely it should be able to play it with stable fps at high, is the game just badly optimized?

Every other game i play i can play max setting, this runs like shit it goes from like 70 fps and then does some weird stutter when i drive.

CUTE!

>old technology is bad because its old
child please, you have school tomorrow, just go to bed

dayuuuum she fuckin sexy man

>that bulge
fuck off catower

>that FPS counter
Null, I thought you were pure

fuck you, fat pussy is the best homo

I didn't post that senpai.

Is this game worth $20?

no
yes faggot

Oh hey so this is where u find this.

>Thinks of self as above certain temptations

Not above attention whoring it seems.

do you all just play online, or does any of you know any better alternatives for finding gta v mods other than that horrible gta5-mods.com site? i feel like missing on some gold shit

>old technology is bad

when did i say that you dumb nigger? old technology is simply old, LCDs are magnificent, but i do miss my old dell m991 because you could punch the fuck out of it like a big ol' ragebaby and it'd still work just fine

then theres nothing wrong with someone using a crt
wonderful

im dead

Hi dead
I am dad

>food update soon

k-kawaii

food update?

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awoo~

>tight fisted in the extreme

thats right cornhiser, sex ;)

Real meat?

Video game fashion is important
How good are the skirt options? Dress options? Please don't tell me it's all just locked to pants and shorts.

GTA IV for XBone compability when?

What did he mean by this?

what

explain

he is trying to come to terms with his rape freshman year

Please assist, I was lead to believe the multiplayer is a dress-up game for your cars and character.

Buy game on steam
check it out within 2 hrs
Don't like it? return.

Apparently you can't do this if the game is bundled with a sharkcard because you consumed the digital merchandise automatically; just a heads up.

Is 2 hours really enough to see everything the customization has to offer? Don't clothes differ depending on what store you go to and shit?

Nope, same options, the layout is just different.

uninstalled the game due to having a really bad memory leak or something it was unplayable as fuck

what is this?
a new feature?

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nice garry's mod texture

rollback your nvidia drivers

>Stripper heels on the beach

Hey fags, be sure to check the newswire on Tuesday

No shit sherlock.
Updates always happen on Tuesday.

but not every tuesday

can heists be done with just 2 people?
playing with a friend and almost have 200k

Only Fleeca. The others require 4 people.

ughhh baby i love it

Was the screenshot taken at max settings? I wish I could play the game like that.

awoo

~

Awoo~

y-you asked for this sweetheart ;3 youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw

>be new
>playing with also new friend
>doing stun races
>lobby has 30 people
>no one else joins
>still have a blast regardless

youtube.com/watch?v=aX-0Yj638SY

buncha weebs

u just mad u aint cute that's all

ur just maid ur waifu is SHIT

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Well... it finally happened. I fell in love in a video game. I told myself not to fall in love because of all the "fish in the sea" but I couldn't help it. The way she sounds when it's just us. The feeling I get like I'll never be good enough but that's okay with her because she's the only one in the room to me. It makes me shake to say it but I LOVE YOU STIRLING GT!

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/gtag/ ps4 is literally imploding right now

Really though, why did mradonis leave the chat?

He is a fucking bitch

He's our leader, user.

Why are these god damn gook chink pieces of shit allowed to play on our servers? They can't even fucking speak english

He is nothing.

Does Vice City still hold up? Thinking of buying it and installing ENB mods on it.

All ENB looks fuckugly on VC. And vanilla looks okay even today.
Don't buy it, tho. Steam/SC versions are not compatible with mods and have cut some music tracks

A-anymore pics of her please.... I'm in love.

Koniflying.webm

>That last second effort to get out

Vacca

No thanks.

>when he texts you...

reminds me of ED-209 getting stuck in the stairwell.

youtube.com/watch?v=_MS4sLlBvbE

>tfw fapping to tranny waifu

Crazy how nature do that.

U guys are ghosts desu.

You likely wouldn't have had a blast had people joined. If you aren't good at races and pull away at the start you have zero hope of recovery because the shit drivers at the back of the pack will drag you down with their shit driving.