How would Veeky Forums fix it?

90% of the market doesn't care about the things RWD can do and FWD can't.

they want to know if it goes from 0 to highway speed in a way to puts some force in their back side. that it makes all the right noises that say "fast". comfortable for a long drive. that everything they touch in the interior feels like the high price they paid.

Audi- cars for big guys

Make better software.

jalopnik.com/america-figured-out-a-new-way-audi-cheated-on-emissions-1788630969

>Kill the hatchbacks
>Longitudinal engines only
>Kill the FSI, replace with 5V/Cyl
>TorSen only + rwd instead of fwd
>More 5cyl, 4cyl turbo, v6
>Preferrably get the rear chain out or make it more convenient to deal with, as long as you don't take the engine even more over the front axle
>Multilink suspension reinforced
>Prefer a more shooting-brake style to get more rear bias and kill the understeer with better balance
>Don't produce it to people who haul around kids, daddies can fuck off and buy a minivan if their kids cuck them so hard that a whole car needs to be ruined to pander them
>Revert back to 90's styling and simplicity of maintenance of general parts, take motivation from the B5
>Kill the automatics and Diesels

OP asked how to fix it, not kill it.

So you want more familicar-eco-horseshit?

What really matters are sales. This doesn`t help to sell.

>kill the hatchbacks
y tho. Audi hatches are the only reason I like them.

this

modern vag a shit

Uhhh, because hatchbacks are shit for cucks and women?

Right now they're selling to normies under the pretence of entry level luxury, people are going to buy them for the brand anyway, even if they're made better. I really don't see how killing off FSI and useless shit-engines and bodystyles would affect the sales negatively.

remove 3 rings, put a star into the remaining one, start building good cars.

Audis 90s styling was shit
Automatics leave for A8 or similar type luxury
B5 was/is shit, suspension is unreliable
Keep producing S/RS models only in wagon

Make all Audi employees rim my anus.

Then give them all the drivetrain of a toyota echo, stance them, and put vaping and JDm stickers all over the windows.

Then make a shitty video about it on youtube with me driving it, and an annoying boomer cuck in the passenger seat talking about his obsession with face piercing and anal stretching.

Put a pillow over it until it stops breathing

>mercedeses logo is a star in a ring
it's a spinning propeller referencing how mercedes made aircrafts, just like BMW and mitsubishi

separate from the VAG