Does Veeky Forums have sex in their cars?

I own more cars than time I've had sex

What are you, gay?

>He only has one car

t. busrider

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>It's another virgin shaming thread on Veeky Forums

small two seater manual coupe with giant center console. not a lot of space.

my car is tiny and I am short and I don't even talk to girls

I tried .... one , the oil was irritatingand my penis got stuck in the exhaust port. I cut my self a bit pulling out.

If getting laid in the bed of a pickup truck counts, then yeah.

Girls don't like my car as much as I like my car. One time I was talking about it with this girl and when we got outside she was like "that's your car?" In that sort of surprised but amused tone like when you hear a joke or see something funny.

when i didnt have a car i had sex in the back of the family car which is a 2000 Nissan Quest.

10/10 would recommend.

its perfect.

i believe in you brahs

what kind of car SEMPAI

is that a boy in girls clothing?

gti

I got my dick sucked in a Ford Expedition once

we were hammered and I wanted to fuck her since she a hoe and hoes turn me on, but eh I guess BJ is good enough.

>small two seater manual v8 coupe with giant center console. .....literally a bed in the back for fucking

this is why the Australians had it right

Did once. Car not comfy. Maybe once I get a different one.

/thread

I've gotten blown in my Scion xB a couple times and I fucked in my parents fj Cruiser

>not wanting to have uncomfortable sex in a cramped car makes me gay

what a dumb bitch, gti's are sweet

>Scion xB

Been there done that.

You'd be surprised what you can do in a subcompact.

What was his name?

It was the old square box. Great gas mileage and the square interior was perfect for moving stuff and my business. Wrecked it when I hydroplaned. Hate all you want but I miss it.

no

I'm 43 years old, when I have sex for the first time the car is one idea.

I borrowed my friend's truck one time and fucked a girl in the backseat of it.

Made me want a truck desu

Once in my old car, 06 mercury Montego and countless times in my ex girlfriends car, dodge caravan. The minivan was made for modern day fucking on the go

> going for the gay joke on the trap-models-posing-with-card-board

girls are gross
sex is gross

don't disrespect your vehicle with such mortal desires

I masturbated my bf when he was in high-school(uniforms are a turn-on) while driving to my place.
I drive a manual, was fun to switch between sticks :3

>mfw the Fit has enough space for sex

I'm 6'2 and my girlfriend is 5'11, its logistically a bit of an issue in a 3 series saloon.

Let me guess, you were driving a MX-5?

I haven't had sex or smoked weed in my foxbody. Every other car I've owned though. Guess I must be getting old. Some 40 year old lady was stroking it at a gas station but no thanks. I have fucked in my truck some since then though. It's much easier to park it in secluded places. I did recently discover that the u-storage place by the mall is much bigger than I realized though so maybe I'll fuck a mall slut there soon.

Yes, Managed to fuck a girl in my smart fortwo
it was pretty intimate to say the least

I'm not married though, and even then it would be in bed with the lights off in the missionary position like a respectable human being.

>Veeky Forums user
>non-virgin
Pick one you reddit-browsing fuckfence.

>you guys DO have sex, right?

No. I have a bed.

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Used to
Had sex with an ex in my Concorde as often as I could, those LH cars had a big backseat, comfy as fuck

Miatas are US$ 40k converted from the currency of this hell hole of a country, and I'm talking about early 90's ones. The upside, they are in fucking mint condition, some bellow 10k miles, original paint and interior, flawless.

It was a rental, couldn't remember if it was a fiesta, or a vw... Or even an corsa.
But was a hatch, base model, compact.

Only in high school when I didn't have any other place to

Why are Miatas that expensive in the US?
Here in germany they start at about 3000€.

I'm not from US.
I wish they were cheap here like they are in the land of the free, home of the brave.

There are permanent stains in my backseat goddammit
car is shit anyways so it's ok

>having cloth seats
Try not being poor, or if you can't help that don't be an idiot and buy vinyl

not a degenerate so no

Why are Miatas so expensive in Germany?
Here in The UK they start at around £500

Don't you wipe? You got stains on the vinyl

>sex
>degeneracy

Sour grapes af, go have some petit piece call you daddy in the backseat and tell me if you change your mind

Virginity sucks, I know.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

>FoST
>Sex
No way, not enough room. It takes me a while to finish and I just know I'd get a cramp

Did your mom tell you that?

I get it

youre a fornicating degenerate

youre insecure over that fact

no need to get so bitchy

No, my mom wants me to go make grandbabies for her

>you're insecure over that fact
Nigga what

How on earth am I supposed to feel insecure about the fact that I have a sex life

Lol

the way you act radiates insecurity

its ok user youll get over denial one day

You're absolutely correct, being salty about it is kinda lame though. If you're not bothered by being a virgin more power to you.

He's one of the neo-puritains /pol/ brought in to subvert Veeky Forums culture and force extremist Christianity down the throats of the board to help their position in a culture war this board has no place participating in when the users are expected to segregate from reality.

It's a damn shame, Chanology all over again. They've overrun every board, even /a/. You can't have a porn conversation without one of these bizarro!SJWs trying to disrupt the the thread.

I've been here before Veeky Forums was even made tho

Yeah, I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like black ice.

I havent been here that long but Ive been around since 2009

/pol/ is a shit board that I only visit to ridicule Trump/stormfags but Christ-chan is one of the best things out of Veeky Forums in the recent years

not everyone is a hedonistic whore my friend

It's possible, he may have only become sanctimonious about it in the last couple years though.

>immediately bringing up /pol/

Go back there

Seems more like a salty fedoralord like we've had since 08

>I failed to participate in normal society so not only do I spend all my time on Veeky Forums I've centered my entire identity and sense of self around it, and around bashing normies and "degenerates", also the word of the day is cuck

That's bs every friend of mine with a Miata either got it at 2500$ or 3000$. They were solid condition and miles weren't crazy. They were 1996, 1998 and don't remember the other one.

I have sex in YOUR car, OP. Why do you think your keys move overnight

you guys keep acting incredibly insecure tho

you literally bring it on yourself

I think those are from a sticker coming undone. Never forget to bring a towel

If I can bang in the back of an audi a3 hatch, anything is possible

>own a pickup truck with a camper shell
>daily a station wagon
>both are roomy as fuck for two to lay down
>everyone thinks I fuck all the time in my cars
>haven't so much as touched a live tit since sophomore year of high school
>mfw im a failure of a human being and slip in and out of depression

At least I don't drive a Miata

>everyone thinks I fuck all the time in my cars

Tip: if you want pussy roll with that. Women don't want to take a roll in the hay with someone thats out of practice. In a relationship sure they won't mind but if we're talking about a one night stand most women will want the guy whose more likely to show them a good time, and as the saying goes practice makes perfect. I've watched some ugly ass guys pull straight 9s and 10s simply because of confidence, get you some and that station wagon becomes a shaggin wagon.

car racers don't need girlfriends op

I am not in the US.

We've both thought about it in the AW11 but she just came to the conclusion to fuck her on the frunk

That's the plan so far, the problem being that I become a grade-A 'tard whenever I'm trying to hook up with someone

yeah but only fat chicks iirc

and don't forget your cousin

i like fucking people in their cars, but not my own

My car is small and he doesn't have one, so no.

Pretty roomy in the back of this guy.

-Oldsmobile Alero can be awkward in the two door version.

-2005 Audi A6 was comfy.

-2009 Mitsubishi Galant was the same as the A6.

-2000's Chevy Malibu...same as above.

-Finally I don't know if the hood of a Mazda 3 counts as IN but I figured I'd mention since we started in the car.

I boned my gf in an empty parking lot two days ago. we did it in the backseat of my toyota celica, which seemed like it was gonna be cramped but we found that there's a lot more room when you roll up the passenger seat like pic related. surprisingly comfy

In a navigator, a4, and kia soul

The navigator was obviously the best, worst was the soul

Gay.

This might be confusing but the best way to hook up is to not be looking to hook up. Don't be afraid to let them know you'd like to, but let that always be secondary to hanging out and having a good time. Takes a lot of practice to figure out, but look at it this way, you notice you're a lot more relaxed and confident around people you're not trying to bone? Get in that mindset around the people you *are*, while flirting with them only a little bit AND ON THE DOWN LOW. Let your confidence draw them in while flirting JUST ENOUGH TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE AN OPTION. If someone is attracted to you you don't actually have to put any effort into sleeping with them, as long as you don't sperg out it'll happen. The actual flirting is more or less just fun before actually doing the deed

That Sailor Moon sticker on her phone makes her hotter than the dress does.