Plus: Top Tier ( no sluts-mindbroken whores but educated ladies with a career a name and a reason to be)
Pharah Ana Zarya
Good Tier (nice wifes kinda wacky girls but ok)
Tracer Widowmaker Mei Symmetra
Shit tier (dickcraving whores, no ambitions in life only care about attention)
D.va Mercy Sombra
Kayden Cox
Why do I love Widowmaker so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Widowmaker isn't just the best hero in overwatch, she might be the future Queen of Waifus Just imaging her grappling through the sands of Anubis, the wind in her hair, her mighty rifle with her. As she grapples through the objectives, the men swoon at her very scent. They know how she smells, the essence of her smell is sold in the blizzard store under the the name of "Blueberry pie scent". The very nature of Widowmaker is mystery. could she be playing a deeper game than even her creator realizes? The answer is yes, she has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever she sees fit. However, Widowmaker is filled with such guile, such french smugness that she does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Widowmaker is not one that is easily penetrated. Widowmaker is such a force of nature in her realm that nothing can truly touch her, the only thing keeping her bound to the game at all is her will to exist within the preordained boundaries of her world. Widowmaker is not only beyond the comprehension of us, she exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe her smug smile, her gorgeous and rippling ass, her cute nose, and most importantly, her eyes. Her eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Widowmaker. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Widowmaker is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, she is herself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Widowmaker, the entire game, the entirety of Blizzard as we know it crumbles. The temple of anubis would freeze without Widowmaker, Eichenwalde would become a desolate crater, Ecopoint: Antarctica would melt without her frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Widowmaker so much.
Xavier Young
Hana Song.
Jack Edwards
Jamison Fawkes!
Henry Butler
Hana is still shit
Zachary Hill
Why do you guys hate Genji again? He seems kinda average outside of the edgy teen aspect.
Chase Wilson
>we could've gotten THIS instead of the shitty and ugly design sjw design we got >she could've actually had a good kit too
Nathaniel King
>didn't master sombra's spray pattern >hurr she's bad durr
Eli Turner
Are there d.vas that do better without the mech?
Dylan Ortiz
It looks like a character from Life is strange
William Reyes
>Top Tier ( no sluts-mindbroken whores but educated ladies with a career a name and a reason to be)
>Pharah >Ana >Zarya go away tumblr.
Dylan Thomas
>Shit tier (dickcraving whores, no ambitions in life only care about attention) >D.va
You must be a s76 main.
Benjamin Sullivan
>Sjw design >not edm festival Latina You've no idea what you're talking about
Mason Rodriguez
tfw master roadhog spray pattern
Charles Jenkins
>edgy teen
But he represents an edgy teen who grew up and realized how dumb he was.
Thomas Kelly
Part 8: >...Todaaaaaaay....
Zachary Cruz
Her design is shit but not SJW, just, weird.
Gavin White
Genji completely, utterly dominates the 2400-3000 bracket. And I'm not good enough to get out of it yet. Fuck Genji so much.
Blake Taylor
Hana Song = Anal Queen
Jaxson Richardson
You dishonor the bloo with your autism
Mason Stewart
I want to come inside Genji Shimada.
Ian Miller
that looks more overly designed than the sombra we have now. It also doesn't look like something that would be in overwatch at all. fuck off
Christopher Edwards
is hot
Cooper Miller
Part 9: All heros get 500 HP added
Jeremiah Sanchez
It's not any more overdesigned than something like Punk Tracer. You fuck off.
Ryan Brown
It's a copypasta.
Xavier Ramirez
I want to ride Hana Song
Brayden Perez
So, he's hard as fuck to play, but rewardign as shit, so people hate him because they see other people wreck shit but then fail horribly when they try him out. Is that about right or is it literally just the edgy teen factor.
Isaac Cook
Widowmaker is molested by Tracer and theres nothing you cant do about it
Kayden Cooper
I want breed with Ana!!!
Oliver Hall
>Calling the game Tank-watch was just a joke >Its actually serious now So when are tank characters going to get a rebalance? Because as it stands there is no point to bring more than one offensive hero(whoevers the most busted at the moment) tank city, and then dps supports(because even they are better than most offensive heroes).
Before people start, I'm not saying I want 6 offensive against 6 offensive heroes, I just want to not have to deal with 3-4 people on the enemy team rocking 500 plus HP every fight and they win because attrition or bloated kits.
We need another solid as fuck tankbuster already, reaper can't do one job by himself when half the tanks flat out ignore him.
Connor Smith
Ana is the purest waifu
Blake Hughes
>I don't understand the concept of tanking >I'm a shitter that thinks dps can be outdpsed by tanks
Git gud user.
Xavier Green
I WANT TO High-Five ZARYA'S Hand WITH MY Hand
Anthony Green
Explain to me why pro matches are routinely changing to have 4 tanks then.
Justin Moore
Nah. It's literally as I said, it's because he dominates 2400-3000, which is the most common bracket.
Winston doesn't actually do shit, Genji's only real counters are McCree/S76 with god-tier tracking/aiming skills. And those don't show up until 3000+ so Genji can just run wild completely.
Jack Jenkins
This will be canon and nothing you do can stop it.
David Richardson
I think that would break you.
Eli Ross
>Smugness
Carter Nguyen
>Tanks in overwatch >Doing anything tank like at all besides Reinhardt They are dps with more HP, no real difference than that.
Kevin White
So he's basically god in a certain bracket without any "real" counter until you get past that point where people are good enough to deal with him?
Carson James
Is a brave soldier who fought for her country and not anyone's 'waifu'.
Jeremiah Martin
>implying Widowmaker doesn't do the molesting
Josiah Stewart
Yes.
Jose Rivera
The meta in 3v3 is really unfun. Also I really don't like the map. It doesn't favor any sort of approach.
Ryder Ortiz
>implying Zarya would high five a neckbeard loser
Leo Sullivan
Because matches are timed and 4 tanks with a proper healer support will drag on the match a lot more than 4 dps. You don't have to one shot classes to do your job when you have 5 mins to do it.
Luis Jenkins
Hell even at 3500 he still rules the land because his ult is the most busted shit in the game with ana boost. It takes god-tier coordination to kill a boosted genji before he murders half your team. Shit is flat out unfair.
Robert Peterson
Where did the web come from?
Ryan Cooper
Her anus.
Caleb Clark
>americans are now waking up >threads immediately go to shit Every single day
Daniel Brooks
>soldier
The only army girls in the game are Ana, Pharah, Tracer and Zarya you dipshit
Ethan Taylor
I would say a zenyatta with his ult can cancel a genji ult, since he heals faster than genji can kill. But I do not know how much damage boosted genji does.
Hudson Walker
>Neckbeard Ok
David Rodriguez
>>americans are now waking up its 22h15, what the fuck are you saying waking up?
Joseph Price
read what says below MEKA on d.va's mech
Luke Lewis
Is Sombra good?
Adam Flores
Americans wake up at 7-10 pm?
Alexander Stewart
She loves the cock, dude. All the men on the team love that barely legal korean pussy.
Angel Young
>there is another tankbuster >he is also a tank
fug
Jonathan Adams
What is the Mobile Exo-Force
Cameron Thompson
and how exactly does this refute my points at all? If offensive characters can't do their jobs because tanks+supports make it impossible to surmount them it just adds to my argument that they are too good.
Ian Lee
>All the men love barely legal pussy. fixed
Jayden Miller
Ok
Liam Collins
I bet they regret nerfing Discord Orb by now.
Cameron Carter
um its past 10 pm on the east coast right now
Joshua Nelson
>9 pm >now waking up ??
Jose Murphy
Zenyatta doesn't 100% counter nano dragonblade because Genji delivers 180 damage sword swing + 75 damage swift strike, potentially killing the target before sufficient healing occurs.
Jackson Hall
>playing Hanzo >Mei catches me off guard and freezes me >I'm pretty low already so she just waves hello and punches me >I unfreeze with 3 hp left and tap an arrow into her stupid chink face
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU
Jose Allen
Pretty much the only real counter to it, and pro gengu's either burst him first or wait for the team to be a bit split before they go weebstick and murder everything.
Sombra really should have been able to deactivate his ult, would have been so nice to have a counter other than "just be way better than him"
Chase Turner
>barely
Levi Long
Sombra is dumb, DUMB!
Benjamin Perry
But I love overly ripe pussy
Easton Turner
>m-muh SJW >shit taste and opinions
The only non retarded thing you said is that she could have had a better kit.
Benjamin Baker
it's to balance out how he's piss easy to counter throughout the rest of the game
Caleb Torres
But at least she's cute
Daniel Turner
>turboswine has a greentooth pin Fuckan neato. Been seeing it in bigger games a lot lately.
Brandon Campbell
So D,va mains = tanksluts?
Lincoln Ramirez
She's probably pretty smart given her occupation.
I submit to you that it's just Sombra players who are dumb.
Thomas Barnes
>mfw when keeping all the health-packs hacked around the point Shit is cash
Zachary Cruz
Who genji? C'mon Genji main,, we know its you.
Charles Nelson
- t. Genji main
Zachary Smith
My point is that 4 tanks do enough dps to cap a point and do a much better job at holding it than 4 dps. It's not that their dps is high, their survivability is just high enough so that they can focus in 1 person and kill it in a reasonable enough time to make them more reliable than most offense classes.
This is why MMOs where this setting of dps/tank/support is more common have dps checks or people would be running full tank parties with a couple of healers making tank busters completely moot. Blame the meta i guess.
Easton Ward
No.
Jaxon Cook
>chasing after a low health enemy going for the health pack you hacked and finishing them off
Camden Foster
When are we going to get a cute girl(male) hero?
Jason Clark
When tumblr/reddit fully infiltrate blizzard.
Josiah Davis
I'm shit with Genji. I just often play characters with crowd control abilities.
Hog, McCree, Ana, Sym, Mei, Winston all make Genji their bitch pretty consistently. Genji ain't shit.
Adrian Moore
Not before we get a cute Loli!
>Sombra could've been a hooded Loli with the iconic skull mask, instead we got this shit
Kevin Gutierrez
>be level 30 >getting the hang of the game >all of a sudden playing with two/three-star motherfuckers in quickplay
Blizzard why
Tyler Garcia
>Hitting a mei/reaper/roadhog/tracer with one and watching them panic when they can't use their panic escape button
Logan Adams
Not before we get attractive gays and lesbians.
Lucas Green
But I am blaming the meta, I'm also blaming the game designers for putting overbloated toolkits on characters who have tank hp while doing minimally less dps than offensive heroes who have simplified toolkits and minor utility.
Either we need an actual good tank buster, or tanks need to lose some shit so they aren't the dominant strategy for a class based shooter "built" around hero swaps and multiple characters.
Adrian Cox
What makes you autoleave?
>two snipers >genji + hanzo >three flankers >mei blocking door more than once >get hooked more than once in a row >Hollywood
>>get hooked more than once in a row Ahahaha, faggot.
Brayden Torres
>le "calling things memes instead of making an argument" meme
Dumb niggers like you said nothing else counters him. Those classes do.
Throw more memes at me, son, I'm bulletproof.
Benjamin Johnson
>What makes you autoleave? Nothing since we cant play comp. >two snipers nigga its qp, play whatever the fuck you want. I'm practicing Widow atm on in any game, any map. I dont give a flying fuck what teammates wants, and nor should you.
Thomas Evans
Cyberspace. Augmented hair looks fake and bimbo-like (Nicki Minaj style). Cyberspace hair just looks literally cyber.