You have 25 billion US dollars in your bank account...

You have 25 billion US dollars in your bank account. Your task is to piss off ass many people as you possibly can by doing car related stuff, what do you do?

I'd probably buy up all of the Mclaren F1's I could get my hands on, making obscene offers if need be to get them from people who are reluctant to sell. Once I had around 95% of all the F1's left on the planet, I'd rice the fuck out of them. Stance them, fit dumb body kits, retarded colours etc. I'd make this extremely public and wait 6 months or so to let the asshurt fester, then I'd publicly crush them all one by one.

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tell whoever gave me the 25 billion to fuck off, buy a rolls royce and a rally team and then chill

Just so you know.
Nobody gives a fuck about McLaren F1
You surely have autism.
This looks like something you ask your friends in mid school.

>You surely have autism.
What gave it away?

would you rather own a miata or have your right testicle taken away

25 million corollas

Do similar, but with classic Fords. People get really autistic about them here in the UK, I am meaning stuff like mk1 Escorts etc.

Would probably stick diesel BMW engines and automatic gearboxes in them too.

>Nobody gives a fuck about McLaren F1

Do you mean in general or in the mainstream car enthusiast community or on Veeky Forums? i can certainly see this getting a lot of attention everywhere from jalopnik, car throttle, top gear and any other auto journalist. You'd definitely be a legend for better or worse because every time the conversation of the mclaren F1 comes up you can't forget the guy who smashed almost all of them out of existent.

Id probably go for a cheaper rare car with a larger fanbase for a better bang for the buck. most of the people who like the mclaren F1 are older people in their 30s and 40s or car collectors in general. id want to piss off people who'd actually get on the internet and complain like cars with a lot of 15-20 year old fans. not OP btw.

Is it the only car i can ever own for the rest of my life? i could just own one and never really drive it and no one would ever even know.

buy all the 930 and 964 Porsches and convert them all to RWB

I really hate porsche autists and I really love the RWB 930/964s

I would create my own race series which would feature at least 1 car of different disciplines ( a rally car vs a nascar vs a GT racer vs a F1 ect) and they would compete on Speed Racer style courses. You could be as violent as you want and cheating would be encouraged.

Ultimately the Winner gets something special whereas everyone else get's their vehicle destroyed. There would be at least 30 cars a race.

So this thread is basically "which car / type of car has the most autistic community"?

I wonder what would happen if you went on stance nation or some similar website, bought all the members cars they drool over, and put them back to normal?

Or what about the classic muscle guys? Buy a bunch of classic muscle cars and stick a Japanese turbo I6 in them.

>buy Ferrari and/or Lamborghini
>have them only produce crossovers

buy every sports car I can afford and raise them 1.5 inches

Buy lots of classic cars and stance them, like in pic related or even worse. But after that I wouldn't be able to live with the idea that I ruined so many cars that aren't in production and there's not a lot of and I'd kill myself.
You know that that's the future right?

create a kit car company that makes indistinguishable replicas of german luxury cars

I would crush every AE86 in existence

create a company that creates perfect replicas of the AE86 tofu car

sell them for $400,000 each

I'd lobby to ban muscle cars (or traits characteristic of muscle cars) in the US. And succeed.

>safety
>environment
>terrorism - crowd plowing machines!
>think of the children

Miata, duh.

Lobby US and EU to ban all combustion engines cars by 2020

Hell try to lobby China as well

Buy as many 250 GTOs as I can over a period of many years. Make a video of me utterly destroying them in.

>By 2020, everyone realizes combustion could have been made clean burning and nigh carbon neutral by tuning existing engines for alternative fuels, and that they're killing the environment with additional mining and manufacturing
>their cars still can't go further than a few hundred miles

maximum trolling

16v or 20v?

The F1 is an ugly POS, so good riddance.

Now the P1 on the other hand...

There are somewhere around 100 McLaren F1s still in existence, and McLaren has done everything in their power to keep them all on the road to the point of rebuilding them from essentially scratch when they get wrecked.

Going price for one seems to be somewhere around 15 million, so you could easily buy every one of them price-wise without even breaking one billion. But who the fuck would sell them to you? I mean, most of them are owned by people so rich they literally don't give a single shit about your money and would probably just have the IRS ask you a few choice questions once you start throwing that money around, and the others wouldn't sell the car no matter how much money you offered them because amazingly, some people would rather have the car.

And then you'd crash them and your insurance would buy them all after declaring them totaled because you're a stupid nigger and then McLaren rebuilds them all and we're back to 100 F1s for people to own.

That's bull with electrics being dirtier with alternative fuels but car culture would die instantly as every car maker would start making bland ultra aerodynamic cars to fix that range

>australia and japan are safe

Remaking a famous sports car.
As a hybrid crossover

Miata. Give it to a girl and fuck her with both testies.

why would anyone want to do that? what's wrong with you?

Buy all rx-7s and ecoboost swap them

Use my money to buy congressmen
Ban EVs
Tax by cylinder count and displacement
Ban forced induction
Tax any vehicle over 5 years old
Ban any vehicle over 10 years old

why don't you just move to japan

The point is the piss people off right?
Forgot to add that all of these sanctions apply to any form of racing.

>ass [sic] many people as you possibly can
This would be easier to accomplish by targeting normies than enthusiasts.
I'll lobby congress to remove all speed limits in America.

Buy every major US car company other than Chevy and Nissan and dissolve them, just to spite Veeky Forums shit posters.

Lobby the US government to ban RWD because it's dangerous.

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>major US car company
>Nissan
Or did you mean Nissan and every major US car company other than Chevy because go ahead.

Say goodbye to vans and semi's

16v entry level at $300k
20v entry level at $400k

Optional angel wings at $50k

Make a rallycross team using only plymouth hemi cudas, using as many oem parts as possible. Also might use some charger daytonas and superbirds. I would finally be letting them serve their purpose as bad ass race cars.

Wrote that a little retarded, meant every US manufacturer other than Chevy and then Nissan.

Throw the money at rotary development, make a 26B powered supercar with airbrushed decals such as a Polar bear drowning with "10 Polar bears die every time this car reaches 60 mph"

build a race track one my farmland

will offend 3 maybe 4 people

yeah

>not making a longitudinal MR version with 20 rotors
Pretending it wouldn't flex itself to death, how long could you even get a 131B to idle on a full tank of gas?

Pay the US government to ban all cars that aren't both rear-mid engine and front wheel drive.
May also ban hybrids and any engine that's not rotary or EcoBoost™.

Spend billions engineering remakes/reimaginings of cult cars (BMW 8 series, Lancia Stratos, AE86 and Audi Quattro etc.) Run a huge marketing campaign around them for months, let journalists review them, set up track days for potential buyers to test drive them.

Then scrap the entire project, sweep it under the rug and release nothing.

>buy FCA
>bring back snek
>turn every FCA car into a mini snek
>make sure i cheat on emissions tests

Ban all EV's
Ban hybrids
Abolish the EPA and NHTSA
Remove the 25 year import laws

Lobby to make any and all modifications illegal on all road going vehicals.

Buy up the GM Rotary schematics and serviette blueprints and create the car that was meant to be 40 years ago, pissing off as many people as possible with the loudest, least "green" sports car on the planet

>serviette
Aerovette*

Buy an entire fleet of DARTZ MOTORZ and pay my staff to drive them all around San Francisco and LA all day

Bring back group B and make sure even more people get killed this time around

It will piss n normalfags off

kek

Buy NASCAR and have them just race bone stock base Smart cars for 500 miles.

>6.4 Liter 4-rotor NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT American muscle wankel
Oh god, please why couldn't it have been

Let's one up that, singlehandedly fund TURBINE CAR development where GM left off
So loud
So inefficient
So much fucking power

>5 miles per gallon in oil consumption alone

Buy up all the old shitty classic cars and scrap them.

If your goal is to piss off fanboys you'd be best off buying up the nsx.

Buy them all, then stance each one, drive it for a year, and crush it on December 31 before you move on to the next one.

Such beauty, such potential buttblast by green memers

Why oh why didn't they make it god

Buy up as many TV stations as I could and play nothing but Scotty Kilmer videos 24/7.

buy nascar
make them race on a european style track
5% survival rate

fill it with nothing but a compilation of all the half second clips of his videos where he is making this face

Make this guy have his own car show, and fund it out of pocket so that it must stay on TV for as long as I would allow it.

youtube.com/watch?v=OwoSt5gtOsM

Buy every single Ferrari in the world and carefully wrap them around a sign post and call it an art piece.

With the money I make from exhibiting this art piece I buy a Golf.

I would acquire a run down Kenworth cabover, stuff it with a built Detroit 12v71 slap 4 turbos on it and race anything with wheels.

if you win, wow!!! you beat a semi truck. if you lose, wow!!! you lost to a semi truck

I would buy Veeky Forums and merge Veeky Forums and /n/

yer a sick fuck m8

Ok the fenders and shit I can deal with but what the hell is up with that exhaust sticking 1 foot away from the car.

I'm not even that into these cars
But this
This triggers me

Buy NASCAR, introduce noise abatement, ban alcohol advertising and alcohol at events due to promoting drunken driving, and announce aims to make it all electric in ten years, then promptly proceed to get lynched on the spot.

>start a new racing league
>only allow rich assholes with riced exotics
>have them do dumb shit that would break the car, forcing them to buy new ones
>rinse & repeat until everyone hates me

Buy Ford or GM and have them make nothing but kei cars.

Buy Fiat and set up a shitload of shops across the entire world that sell nothing but Multiplas and diesel Punto's.
Then, litter the world with Multipla internet ads, tv commercials and billboards. And they would be overselling it like it's the second coming of christ and will get you laid 100% of the time.

Buy GM.

>Sell Corvettes with nothing but the smallest 4 cylinder engine they make. OR - only allow Northstar V8s to be put in Corvettes. Design the engine compartment to make an LS swap as hard as possible.
>Agree with Ford and convert all Silverados to aluminum
>Get rid of the LS and bring back the Northstar for everything V8

Id start my own tuning firm specializing in classic American cars

rotaries, turbo 4s and 6s, and ev conversions

shakotan style

some RWB style stuff

IRS rear ends for camber and handles

itd make people mad but still be based af cooler than pro touring at the least

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Buy Chrysler Fiat
>announce I plan on keeping the viper going
>wait a year and release the new concept
>start slowly changing concepts as we move along the year
>change it to a turbo i4
>change it into a sedan
>finish by changing it into a crossover
>10 speed automatic
>4500 lbs
>Buy andretti and force him to market the shit out of it
>sell them for 25k and force enthusiasts to become surrounded by dodge """""vipers"""""

>buy iconic american cars like C2 corbette or cuda
>20b swap
>buy prius
>replace rear seats and trunk with 6BT
>exhaust straight out the roof
>buy minivan
>rainbow paintjob
More shenanigans would also be involved

I'd rather watch old muscle cars beating the fuck out of each other on a dirt track than sitting in some boomer's garage collecting dust, I'll be honest.

The devil himself.

Buy Chrystler Fiat, completely end the jeep line, bring back the PT Cruiser except now it only comes in automatic

Buy every single rare/collectible vehicle in the world and itasha them
Also add stance

Lobby for the production and sale of any motor with more than 4 cylinders to be banned.

Jesus Christ user

I'd buy every single miata. All of them.

>Replicate George Lincoln Rockwell's 'Hate Bus'
>Drive around California, Sweden, etc.

People who would destroy cars to piss off car people ought to go back to where they belong

>what do you do
buy riceburners, revert them to stock form, and take up space at Cars & coffee.

doing this in most parts of the US would be like being a black dude at a klan rally.

Get the guy who designed the PT cruiser to deign the next Viper.

Where the white wimmen at?

Post convincing fake lap time on Veeky Forums. Save the 25 billion US dollars.

>buy renault
>force them to cram the biggest most powerful truck engines they have in all their cars >including the twingo
>bribe the everloving shit out of the testers and cheat my way pas every loophole
>everyone knows I cheated
>Clinton my way out of judgement
hueuhe
would also drastically reduce the quality of everything and make planned obsolescence even worse to have the cars shit the bed at 100/150k km
I'm actually buttmad at this
fuck
that doesnt sound bad at all
especially if you race them stock you'd pretty much use them for their purpose and you'd maintain them

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start a company that makes perfect replicas of jdm legends such as the 22b subi, fd rx7, r32/r34 gtr, sell them all for 50,000$, but only offer them with an LS1.

Step 1: buy all of the million dollar plus ferraris
Step 2: LS swap them and make the 250GTO a stanced out drift car

I've successfully pissed off pretty much everyone except for retarded stancefags, who I'll piss off by buying stance shit and crushing it on youtube.

Buy Veeky Forums

Delete all boards except Veeky Forums

>buy/make stanced cars
>sabotage them so the wheels keep falling off/they become deathtraps
>tarnish stancing reputation even further
>make governments interfere and ban stancing
>laugh

>sabotage them so the wheels keep falling off/they become deathtraps

That's implied by them being stanced to begin with